Mykai

Thy name is Myka Winters. Im 20 and I live in Akron, Ohio. Forever fucked up cause Seo Sangwon. Twitter.com/twinkyano

[plasmalogical]

[youtomb]

hey what the heck is this from

[420moshdad]

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

[420moshdad]

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family

[ohshitdammit]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

[weloveshortvideos]

Checking the pool temperature

[tiffanarchy]

hey what the fuck

[generally]

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[meanplastic]

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[papertownsy]

[fycassanovabjoo]

Thank you Hansol!

[rougecheek-deactivated20170623]

always

[tastefullyoffensive]

[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[d-composr-deactivated20180325]

MY HEart JFC

[clangnbang]

THE TURTLE

[foreign-atonement-blog]

THE BOXERS omg

[automatically]

[moonstruckgirluniverse]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[axew]

[alizena]

This could be us but you keep calling the police

[cercilia]