smythe

Hi, my name is Sebastian Smythe. I'm an auror living in Puddlemere with my best friend Dave. I donned the colors of the superior house at Hogwarts, and I still consider myself a snake through and through. Any name that you call me holds zero relevance to what I think about myself, so next time you whisper why don't you do it in my ear instead? ;) I'm gay, sorry ladies. And I'm totally available, but not for a relationship. I hope you understand. I'll kick your ass in any duel you challenge me to, so why don't you save yourself the embarrassment? It's been fun, enjoy your day.

[healing--roses]

I think my girlfriend is going to kill me.

Obviously she didn’t think the whole getting me a music box for Christmas thing through. 

[auror-smythe]

You're hilarious.

[auror-smythe]

I;m drink.

[roaringromero-deactivated201509]

You’ve got me by 2 relatives.

[auror-smythe]

They barely count.

[auror-smythe]

I;m drink.

[under-tales-deactivated20231108]

What did they do? Do they drank and ended up naked on the living room dancing like there’s no tomorrow?

[auror-smythe]

I wish. No, they're just...never mind. Fuck that.

[auror-smythe]

I;m drink.

[roaringromero-deactivated201509]

You’re still winning, Sebastian.

[auror-smythe]

Winning what?

[auror-smythe]

I;m drink.

[under-tales-deactivated20231108]

The joy of christmas with the family. There’s always a relative to mess every thing.

[auror-smythe]

Try two relatives. My parents.

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

San: Well, you know what? He can fuck off. You don't need him. And, lemme tell ya, you could do /way/ better than Mr. Sluggy McTrianglebrows.

San: Trust me.

Seb: Blaine Anderson can suck a cock. I just wish it was my cock.

Seb: This guy is a bloody good dancer. Shit. I think he's a Quidditch player. I should probably go. ;)

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

San: I just puked in my mouth.

San: Fucking Hell, Seb.

San: Okay, okay. Listen to me, yeah? Tell me what happened. Just... spill, 'kay?

Seb: I invited him over. We had a drink or two.

Seb: And then I got fucking serious and told him I wanted to change and be with him.

Seb: Such an idiot. He told me no.

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

San: Wait, you're cut up over some guy who looks like he should be frolicking with the hobbit folk? C'mon, Smythe. Pull yourself together.

Seb: I asked him /on a date/.

Seb: Fuck this shit. I'm going to get a BJ in the bathroom.

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

San: Are you fucking serious?

Seb: I don't want to talk about it.

Seb: And Blaine rejected me. He has a boyfriend.

Seb: I'm done. I don't want to be me anymore.

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

San: Milk him for all he's worth. In the wanky way too, if ya want. Just don't tell me about it. Y'know, weak stomach and all.

San: Yeah... what did they do? I mean, apart from exist and all?

Seb: I need to get laid tonight. This guy seems pretty suitable, but I'm gonna see if he can dance.

Seb: They kicked me out after I started talking about my job. Before that they tried to convince me to help them with this dark magic shit.

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

San: Merlin.

San: You know, I totally would. But, like... hands full, atm.

San: How much have you had to drink?

Seb: Lots. A VERY attractive boy keeps buying booze for me.

Seb: I hate my parents.

[auror-smythe]

Owl | Sebtana

Seb: Come hang out wiht me!!

[auror-smythe]

I;m drink.

I left my parnts and now Im at a party. Merry fucking Christmas.

[auror-smythe]

[Wrapped and left outside Sebastian's front door]

I know I'm probably the last person you want to hear from today, but it didn't feel right to not get you anything, even if it's just a bunch of ties. Anyway, I hope you're having a great day and I really hope you're not spending it alone. 

Merry Christmas, Sebastian. 

-Blaine

P.S. I talked to my dad and if you still want to come to his party, he said he'd love to talk to you. If you still want to, that is. 

Thanks, Blaine.

[auror-smythe]

[Christmas left on Sebastian's doorstep]

To be honest, I had no idea what to get you for Christmas since you always seem to have the best stuff before it even hits the shops. BUT! I know how much you like stripes, soooo, I got you this. I hope you like it and I made sure its your size because I happen to be good with remembering things like that. 

Hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful day sir!

Love, 

Marley

[motherwitchbrittany-blog]

I would like to take

just a few minutes to wish each an every person a very Merry Christmas. I hope that everyone is having a good day spending time with their friends and family. I hope that our dear friend Santa Clause has brought you everything that you wanted.

If you don’t celebrate the holiday I still hope that your having a good day.

I love you all and Merry Christmas.

[auror-smythe]

Merry Christmas, Brittany.

[tornados-blaine]

Drinks For Two || Seblaine

[auror-smythe]

TAGGING → Blaine & Sebastian

LOCATION → Sebastian’s Flat

TIME FRAME → Wednesday Evening, the 18th of December

GENERAL NOTES →  N/A

BLAINE: 

Blaine rolled his eyes at Sebastian, although the grin was clear on his face. “Yeah, yeah. We’ll just have to wait and see about that, won’t we?” Listening to Sebastian talk about his own father, it reminded Blaine of how similar their family lives were—especially when it came to their fathers—even though Blaine definitely had a better relationship with his parents than Sebastian did. “That’s the opposite of my dad. He actually wanted me to get a job at the Ministry. I already hear enough about politics from him as it is, I can only imagine what it would be like if I’d become an Auror.”

A known fact about Blaine was that he hated seeing people sad, and he hated it even more if he had been the cause of it. He couldn’t think of anything to say to try and make Sebastian feel better, which made him feel even worse about the whole situation. He was surprised when he guessed right away that his boyfriend was Jeremy, and he wondered if the younger boy might have said something to him before or maybe if they were just that obvious? Nonetheless, Sebastian knew and Blaine felt awful even though he knew that it wasn’t his fault. He didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t just stay sitting there, watching how sad Sebastian looked because of all of this. “Do you want me to go?” he finally asked, looking over at him.

SEBASTIAN:

Sebastian wasn't sure that he had ever sang karaoke, but there was nothing that a few shots and an intoxicatingly good looking boy couldn't do for him. He just laughed, pouring himself another drink and going for it. Hopefully Blaine wouldn't notice just how much he was drinking, because it was definitely more than the average person. "Yeah, yeah. If we switched places, we'd both be the perfect children. To our parents, at least." Sebastian shrugged. Everyone knew who his parents were and what they had done, and Sebastian wanted to stay as far away from that as possible. He may be an asshole, but he wasn't a dark wizard.

He had been so blind this entire time. He wished he'd paid more attention to the situation so he would have known what he was getting himself in to without being humiliated. Sebastian nodded, gulping down the rest of his drink. "Yeah, I'm gonna go out anyway." He stood, looking Blaine in the eyes. "Tell anyone about this and I'll end you, Anderson. Alright?" Sebastian sighed out and waited for Blaine to collect himself. The sadness tugged at his chest and he felt the walls caving in. Blaine would leave and he would be alone, again.