Box Braids And Black Skin

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[landrylovesmatcha]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

[margoterobbies]

BARBIE (2023) via @wbpictures_br

[tenaciousobservationvoid]

MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK

[storyofmorewhoa]

“What penguins like the most, What penguins like the best, Is for humans to entertain them, While they sit back and rest.”

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Entertaining Penguins

As Told By Ginger (2000-2004) “And She Was Gone” (2002) written by Emily Kapnek

[fluoresensitive-deactivated2024]

White people when you ask them to consider the violence and harmful aspects of their interests:

[melaninglamour]

Too hesitant

[youhavethewrong]

*steps out of my room covered in blood, severely disheveled, and with signs of having been crying for hours* I sent that e-mail I had to send

[imitationgod]

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

[imitationgod]

little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH

me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does

[shroomanddoom]

As someone who studied food science there is an infurating opposite to this.

Dairy Commercial: Our milk contains no RBST growth hormones

Me, a food scientist who knows they're not legally allowed to have any in the first place: GEE I SURE FUCKEN HOPE NOT!

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

I won't fight for a spot in anyone's life. either value me or miss me

[bussyfairy]

Period.

[parkchanwoohoo]

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T

[zvaigzdelasas]

x

[project-butch]

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

[methforguys]

[leviathan-supersystem]

not right now methforguys

[thebelchers]

[chris-evans]

she said i’m about to end this man’s whole career

[did-you-know]

Goldstone Books in South Wales is no longer accepting donations of 50 Shades of Grey.

Employees created a fort out of their hundreds of surplus copies because nobody will take them, and they can’t be recycled due to a type of glue in their binding.

Source Source 2 Source 3

[tanukiham]

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[deonsraw]

LMAO

[ohbigbrother]

if derek x’s only crime is giving mediocre men a chance, then lock me up too! king of social game

[indiasmood]