[razzledazzy]

when you’re gonna show the groupchat that anyway no matter what anyone says

[dude-of-electricity]

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[kakashitzu]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[zonerbonerz]

there’s so much fuss over which spouse should change their last name after marriage can we all please act like adults here and go to fantasynamegenerators.com and let the warrior cat name generator decide

[i-like-ness-and-them]

fuck

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[spoopy-cummies]

[jlassijlali]

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: bam the ram!

[sinkat]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[acidocasualidad]

[zephyrcorsair-deactivated202408]

she’s beauty she’s grace her passport’s just a face

[wondertrio]

PHB: aasimar and tieflings dont like each other

me: theyre in love

[wondertrio]

😳😳😳😩😩😩

[screenshotsofdespair]

[dabblingindissent]

this is the bi flag of death

reblog if you are bi and dead

[80sanime]

[poupon]

Milk boy

[auroxtra]

w0w I heard someone was awesome in this here town (it u)

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

what armour r u wearing

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

wait

[bloodmoths-archive]

i stand with hayseed

[shingojira]

[filmgifs]

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard

[forest-of-stories]

It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go.

[spartanlocke]

This just makes me want the context more.