did someone say walkies

Am Aurum the golden retriever pup. I live with my hoomans Tya and Prompto. This is Vet&doggy daycare & thunder free zone. This is a sideblog and you will be followed back from my dads account Puckishphotog.

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@virignium

Aurum is following at Tya’s heels as she bakes a batch of dog treats. When they go into the oven he sits in front of it and watches as if knowing they /were/ for puppies. Once she pulls them out of the oven, he backs off for a few minutes. He slowly slinks to the opposite side of the apartment from Tya. Then he puts his plan into action and starts barking angrily, madly, once he hears her start to walk towards his location he bolts. Tearing as fast as he can through the apartment back to the treats. He nudges a chair into position, hops on the seat and climbs onto the counter before gobbling down as many handmade dog treats as fast as he can. This is not good boy behavior. They just smelt so good.

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“How much would you pay to kiss me?”

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AURUM WOULD TRADE A BOWL OF KIBBLE AND 6 TREATS

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Have discovered fun toy.named toilet paper it just keeps going and going and going and goingggg

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short list of things Aurum doesn’t love: The vet Being away from mum and dad :( thunder bananas when mom lights things on fire and that thing on roof start making loud noise Vacuum monster when try to eat bug and it run towards me

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FORGOT TO ADD DO NOT LIKE DOGGY DAY CARE ): mean being away from mom and dad

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short list of things Aurum doesn’t love: The vet Being away from mum and dad :( thunder bananas when mom lights things on fire and that thing on roof start making loud noise Vacuum monster when try to eat bug and it run towards me

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aurum NO LIKE bananas too heckin smoosh

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@thesasstasticsoldier continued from x

To avoid his obnoxious friends this time, he opted to travel to the park. It was a nice day out so while he begrudgingly couldn’t read, he could at least enjoy the air and scenery. And better yet, not come off as a fucking creep thanks to his current state, leaving another pro to being a kid again.

As he relaxed against an empty bench, he nearly drifted off. Before he could manage, he felt a dog sniff at his leg. It lead him to open his eyes and give the animal his attention.

“All dogs are this eecstatic aren’t they?” He commented with a soft smile towards the creature’s antics.

Aurum continues to sniff him and hops up to rest a paw on his leg. Hi hooman. Hooman give pets? Treats? I cuddle hooman? Nice hooman? The human had clearly smiled at him so he took this as his opportunity. The dog gave a lick at his hand before chasing his own tail.

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No one has paid attention to me or smothered me in love for 1 whole minute. This is it. The big snooze. The forever sleep. I am weak from the lack of kisses. I think I’m crossing that rainbow bridge. I must screm.

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Aurums tail starts wagging a mile a minute at the book realizing it’s one of moms favouite treats. He lays himself on her lap looking between her and the book.

      “You, then,” she replied, opening it to the first page. “Tell me how it is when you finish.” 

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Aurum sits up and stares at the page much like he’s seen Tya do. He gives it a sniff. Much excite. He takes a quick look at Tya to make sure she’s pleased before looking back to the page and resting a paw on it. Humans find weird entertainment. Aurum can’t read. Mom is warm.

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MOM WARM

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@ashxfallen continued from x

yes would very much like to knos what inside pls. He lets out a short happy whine and climbs onto her lap before sniffing at the package.

      She patted the top of his head before pulling open the edges of it and setting the book upright in her lap for him to see. “It is a book. Would like to read it first, or shall I?” 

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Aurums tail starts wagging a mile a minute at the book realizing it’s one of moms favouite treats. He lays himself on her lap looking between her and the book.

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@ashxfallen continued from x

yes would very much like to knos what inside pls. He lets out a short happy whine and climbs onto her lap before sniffing at the package.

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Like this post for an ask for the heckin best boy

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Aurum cry

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every morning is a good morning waking up next to you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Vet

Rude. Blocked. Deleted. Reported. Heckin harassment. You anon cyber bullies.

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Non-verbal meme: affection

I’m going to try to make a series of non-verbal memes based on emotions/relationships because there just aren’t enough memes for those muses who can’t talk/don’t talk much. Feel free to add context/flavor text around the meme itself and alter pronouns as needed. upset

Platonic

[muse a] ruffles [muse b]’s hair.

[muse a] leans on [muse b]’s shoulder.

[muse a] wraps an arm around [muse b]’s shoulders/waist.

[muse a] hugs [muse b].

[muse a] runs their fingers through [muse b]’s hair.

[muse a] braids/brushes/plays with [muse b]’s hair.

[muse a] boops [muse b]’s nose.

[muse a] pokes [muse b]. (feel free to specify where)

[muse a] pats [muse b]’s shoulder/back.

[muse a] pats [muse b]’s cheek.

[muse a] pinches [muse b]’s cheeks.

[muse a] pets [muse b].

[muse a] grins/smiles at [muse b].

[muse a] falls asleep on [muse b].

Romantic/closer platonic

[muse a] kisses [muse b].

[muse a] pats [muse b]’s ass.

[muse a] kisses [muse b]’s nose.

[muse a] sits on [muse b]’s lap.

[muse a] pulls [muse b] onto their lap.

[muse a] kisses [muse b]’s cheek.

[muse a] holds [muse b].

[muse a] touches their forehead to [muse b]’s.

[muse a] pulls [muse b] into their bath.

[muse a] listens to [muse b]’s heartbeat.

[muse a] leans into [muse b].

[muse a] cuddles up to [muse b].