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[corsolanite]

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[biomechanicaltomato]

y'all forgot where the woman Dumbledore is married to is McGonagall and the problem with the Dursleys is Vernon bakes brownies and Petunia has a career

@lowtideandhightea

[lowtideandhightea]

you forgot that the problem with slytherins is that they’re catholics

[losassen]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR KINGDOM HEARTS 3!!!!

*Sorry for the repost but there was a problem with the way I uploaded the image the first time! DX* 

[evipineschi]

MAKE THEM BEST FRIENDS!!!

[superrisu]

The Amari Reunion.

[thekanechronicles]

No marriage required.

[splitseconddecision]

the entire time i spent watching this movie i was just waiting for charlotte to turn into a traitorous bitch, because that is what the media has told me for my entire life that her character archetype is supposed to do

kudos to disney for proving me wrong

[do-asdreamersdo-deactivated2015]

Let me tell you how great Lottie is. 1. She has EVERYTHING. This girl can literally have anything she wants and instead of hanging out with girls of her social class she’s friends with a poor girl. 2. Not only is she below her social class but she is African American which back in the twenties was COMPLETELY frowned upon. Lottie is risking social status to be friends with Tia. 3. When Tia and Naveen end up together in the end, Lottie doesn’t throw a fit or act upset, she is genuinely happy that Tiana has found true love even though that’s all Lottie has ever wanted her whole life. Something that her daddy can’t buy for her. 4. She’s true to herself and doesn’t let others judge her just because of how much money she has and she has a wonderful friend like Tiana that loves her for that. Lottie is wonderful and is highly underrated.

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[paddie-ut]

This made me laugh this morning, had to doodle it

[snoopingasusualisee]

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

[snoopingasusualisee]

[chorizho-deactivated20240610]

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

[catboywhimsy]

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

[cvberitual]

you recognized it

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[niyarest]

this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

[kotoha-deactivated20211123]

[therootbeerninja]

i cant believe lusamine is gonna kill brock

[kuronorider]

this is actually pretty in-character for both brock and lusamine

[digitalsnail]

hey stop that

[microrockets]

y’all

[pocketfantasy]

Comparison of Partner Pikachu and Partner Eevee (Pictured left) to their wild counterparts. The Partner Pokemon use much higher resolution models compared to any of the other wild-caught Pokemon in the game, likely due to their many unique animations.

[hernyart]

Bunch of doodles

[maybells]

i bought green socks today and i am going to make a liddol frog!!!!!!!!!

[maybells]

she is full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[immaplatypus]

i……….i adore her…….with every fiber of my being

[blextrophy]