ez revenge

cause when i die, i want you to cry..! | aki = @hc-07

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you know where to find me...

yuri pumila calvin -> she/her -> 8teen -> queer -> eng fr OK!

🎸: hello! this is a blog for school!au yuri, a mirror world version of @lcbyuri. this blog is run by the yuri 🎸 in the garden party 🪻 system, though elysia 🍀 makes an appearance sometimes! our other headmates are lcbyuri 🍎 and isabella linton 🌫!

🎸: my full name is yuri calvin. i'm 18, but don't send me overly or explicitly nsfw asks, please. you can get freaky, but there are limits! my parents are parker calvin, meursault, gregor, roland, herm, and technically orphé, though i stay with parker and gregor the most. my boyfriend is heathcliff earnshaw! we've been together for a month~

🎸: a lot of these posts do actually follow ely's life as i front and observe. so it's... semi-biographical?

🎸: have fun ^_^

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forgot to anon my last ask because I was checking the spelling on your url

*gets staggered*

don't worry your identity is safe with me (uses fluid sac to restore hp and sanity to you)

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The ausgestossener DLC

you're so right i'm going to do dlc reboot. BE READY FOR THIS CHAT

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wings be upon yee

*you are given 10 10pound boxes of boneless chicken wings*

...???? thank you? i'll. eat these and then probably hand out some to like some homeless people because i can't finish it ??

boneless wings are supreme tho and anyone who disagrees is lame

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These anons think they are smart, well, addition: The M!A if you having a job cannot be reversed by anyone, I am also reinstating the M!A, you now permanently work at a library (a NORMAL one) and cannot be lazy on the clock

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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this shit cursed me irl i'm going to get a j*b

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CAN WE PLEASE COME TOGETHER TO DISCUSS HOW FUCKING GOOD THE NEW TYLER THE CREATOR ALBUM IS BTW

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sugar on my tongue soty idec

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CAN WE PLEASE COME TOGETHER TO DISCUSS HOW FUCKING GOOD THE NEW TYLER THE CREATOR ALBUM IS BTW

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You know, I'm pretty sure you've been to (and survived) the murder library more times than any fixer practically ever. (outside of that weirdo Argalia)

IM THE GOAT THATS WHY 🙏🙏🙏 today is my day off so!!!! i am Bedrotting

perhaps if i brag about it in your world i'll become super famous? 💁‍♀️ LOL i don't think anyone will believe me though because i honestly don't look it

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What's it like working with miss Angela?

you'd have to ask roldad about that since i don't work with her. but i mean she seems nice and stuff, kinda strict but i'm in her good graces cuz i'm close w/ all the librarians LOL

the boss of my library is a nice old man tho i love him with my whole heart 😔🩷

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*silently puts $1000 in your back account*

OH MY PEAK WHOEVER SENT THIS YOURE THE BEST 😭🩷🩷🩷 savings for... college!!!!!! ;;;;;;;

Sad that i cant beat ppl up for money anymore tho

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M!A: I am also taking you out of the fight you are currently in

luckily, i finished way before you sent this :p $100 richer to buy some robux

it was an ok fight in the end. didn't let me keep the book, though ;;

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Met any cute girls while working?

"They're all older-" CLANG "-than me by at least 4 years, so it's not even... You know? Plus- ah, shit, COME ON! Plus, I have a boyfriend, so what-ever!"

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M!A: The wrork M!A cannot be changed by anyone else, also nullifying that person's edit.

YOU KNOW THIS DOESN'T TELEPORT ME OUT RIGHT??????????????????????? I'M STILL FIGHTING SOME WOMAN THAT'S OUT FOR ME

EDITIG IN PST TO SAY THAT I DONT WANT IT NULLIFIED I WANT $100 FOR KICKING ASS HELLO??

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ah fuck

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THe m!A that gives you a job is still modifiable so M!Adjustment Every time you go to your Library (normal) there is a chance (30%) that instead of experiencing the workday, you will be sent to handle an Urban Legend or lower level Reception in the Murder Library alongside 3 other Assistant Librarians. The floor is Kether, in terms of Abnormality Pages. You will be automatically equipped with a suitable Key Page and Combat Page Deck. In the real world, people will see you going about your workday normally. The moment you complete the Reception (no matter how many attempts you take) you will be returned to the real world at the moment you exit the library. No damage or fatigue carries over between the Receptions and your world. However, every Reception you complete will summon $100 (or more depending on the Reception Difficulty) into your Bank Account legally, with no effect on inflation.

EZCUSE ME. WHAT IS THAI WHATWHAT??? ARE WE DEADASS BRO WHAT DID I DO IVE LITERALLY BEEN A GOOD CITIZEN IVE DONE THE WORK I HELP KIDS WITH THE BOOKS THEY WANT

I WOULD SAY NO BUT $100 IS $100 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 well chat wish me luck cause i'm about to clock in lol