they couldn't break me down

@ausboss; oh please. i'm one hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch.

[katelynfletcher]

I’m so looking forward to a whole summer away from the cameras and media. Like, ugh, yes, I want to be a real girl!

[ausmcdonagh]

And I get to deal with my family's issues in private, yay!

[katelynfletcher]

But it’s finally over and we can celebrate that.

[ausmcdonagh]

Yes, we can. Thank God.

[ausmcdonagh]

It's been a hell of a school year.

[ausmcdonagh]

text ✉ austin and katelyn

AUSTIN: So, my dad's been arrested.

[zacharyayers-blog]

See, I just don’t know if I can get behind that. I need slaps. Or Shakira grinding on Rihanna. Ed Sheeran’s not up to standard. 

[ausmcdonagh]

... Okay. Have you heard any of his music that isn't The A Team?

[zacharyayers-blog]

I don’t know, I’ve never really understood the whole Ed Sheeran fad. His music’s not really bangin’, you know?

[ausmcdonagh]

I mean, his music isn't really supposed to be bangin'.

[ausmcdonagh]

Ed Sheeran has announced a new album. This is it. This is happening. My chest feels tight. I might need my inhaler.

[katelynfletcher]

I’ve had better days, but at the same time, I’ve had worse. How about yours?

[ausmcdonagh]

Mine has been okay. Nothing too awful.

[katelynfletcher]

I hope so. How was your day, Austin?

[ausmcdonagh]

It was good. How was yours?

[katelynfletcher]

I better. I’ve already outgrown last years swimsuit, and I’m not exactly feeling great about that. This whole not-feeling-like-I’m-going-to-faint thing better be worth it.

[ausmcdonagh]

I promise it will be, babe.

[katelynfletcher]

…It’s almost swimsuit season. I’m scared.

[ausmcdonagh]

You're gonna look awesome.

[ausmcdonagh]

You know, with us all being famous, you'd think w'd have better things to do than watch TV and sleep.

[katelynfletcher]

Because I’m pretty and you’re handsome and we’re cute together?

[ausmcdonagh]

Partially, but mostly because we both love reality TV shows.

[katelynfletcher]

Ah, yes. You’re so smart, Austin. I love that about you.

[ausmcdonagh]

I'm glad you like my smarts and not just my ass.

[katelynfletcher]

I’m addicted to Keeping Up with the Kardashians, do not even play with me. 

[katelynfletcher]

[ausmcdonagh]

I knew there was a reason we were dating.

[katelynfletcher]

Well, that’s good, because a guy who can’t past his girlfriend taking pictures of his coffee is certainly no guy who gets a second go at sex.

[ausmcdonagh]

A guy who can't get past his girlfriend taking pictures of coffee is a guy with no girlfriend at all.

[katelynfletcher]

We should probably break up, then. You don’t want to be dating your worst enemy. Unless you think you can look past my coffee photography. 

[ausmcdonagh]

I think I can look past it.