The Chaotix are on the case!

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

#friend (gay) said something wrong so i corrected him #and he said i couldnt because it was pride month #i (bisexual) responded by saying i could cause its pride month

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee

the-ladyguinevere

So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door

the-haiku-bot

So what was it like

having the fire department

axe open the door

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ximenasbrokencd

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

helmet-noob

This pride month, remember that there is no exception to acceptance.

If you support queer people until they use multiple labels or micro labels, you are queerphobic.

If you support trans people until they are not conventionally attractive or do not fit into traditional gender roles, you are transphobic.

If you support queer people of colour until they criticise the present racism within the queer community itself, you are very much racist!

Being in the community itself does not exempt you from being bigoted.

You stand with all of us, or you stand with none of us.

helmet-noob

#i would add also: if you support disabled queer people until we have access needs and/or criticise ableism in the community you are ableist

via @mywingsareonwheels

kitcactusart

Feel free to print and distribute this image

justafortunateson

paralol

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED

d-o-llf-a-ce

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

themagentacolor

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

alexandragrace

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

mortaljpg

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

sexy-people-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 74

Bushroot (Darkwing Duck)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

#i dont know who bushroot is i just don’t want alastor to win

I have no idea whether this is true, it seems way too stupid to be real and I have to assume it's made up, but I'm sharing because it has the vibe of something that would happen in a cartoon from the 90s that has characters burn a hole in a door by bouncing a laser pen beam between two mirrors

Person who wrote this scene would write about websites with security like this.

stellacartography

That's Joseph Cox from 404 media. The article has limited information but they're seeking more and their journalists will be trying to replicate it. This was meta's own ai chatbot that helped the hackers change the email. One of the accounts was the Barack Obama White House Account. Another was Sephora.

Link to the article

I'm trying so hard to suspend disbelief on this fuck of a life but every day I suspect more and more that we are living in a cartoon

God being a writer would be so great if I didn't have to write anything

#i thought this was the magnus archives. green eye #Rbing anyway to convince myself to watch the reanimator cause ive heard its rlly good

Wait I just remembered that ai books exist and the empty spectre of being a writer without writing anything suddenly gave me the urge to eat nails. Post rescinded. I'll write the fucking chapter.

genersones

Baby, nothing's gonna stop us tonight

werewolfetone

Every time I remake the same post about how the people typically portrayed as being "poor" in pop histories of the georgian and regency periods are really just lower level gentry and it's insulting to the lower classes of the era and also just not true to describe them as relatively "badly off" I get ninety billion people saying that actually wealthy white english women in 1810 did have it bad as though it's a trump card, so I would just like to ask everyone to join me in a group exercise where we all put our heads together and see if we can think of a group of people to which "poor" and "woman" could possibly both apply

werewolfetone

It was often miserable to be poor in early nineteenth century britain and ireland: true ✅

It was often miserable to be a woman in early nineteenth century britain and ireland: true ✅

It was often miserable to be a poor woman in early nineteenth century britain and ireland: thankfully this one is not true as women only existed in the upper classes and therefore the heights of oppression for women were such horrors as "arranged marriage" or "only had one servant" and not "arm torn off in a factory machine; no recourse of any kind as women aren't actually legally allowed to be working at that factory and early workers rights movements were male exclusive" or "indefinitely imprisoned in a lock hospital by the government as a prostitute, the evidence being that she was living on the streets because she couldn't afford rent." learned this one today from my tumblr notes

even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol

very funny that literally just riffing on a common tumblr joke about women, but with an especially marginalized group of women, has people months later coming to me like "oh yeah well what about what THIS trans woman you've never met did?" and the answer is still I don't care lol

if I had posted the same thing without the word "trans" the population of this website would go "true" and then keep scrolling

TMEs see the words "trans woman" and they fly into a bloodthirsty rage

canid-cannibal

that random trans woman could do all that to me and id thank her