@austinm: I asked the photographer to take more of me but he said I'm not the bride ;_; #janeyswedding #wedding #replacementdadoftheevening #galewedding2.0

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@austinm: I asked the photographer to take more of me but he said I'm not the bride ;_; #janeyswedding #wedding #replacementdadoftheevening #galewedding2.0
I should probably be getting ready now, honestly, but we’ll see. I can imagine us going down, and I think we’d both just burst out laughing and then try to skip the rest of the way. Don’t worry too hard, there’s nothing you could do to mess this day up.
You don’t have to remind me twice!
Am I allowed to see the bride after she has her dress on? Or am I forbidden from the room too? It will go down in history on your wedding tape.
Hey, can I give you a speech? Look at me, here I go. One day we're going to stop talking and I feel like we will. You'll have kids and move on with your life with Logan but let me tell you this, we never really talked much until that lighting the lanterns night and you told me about your dad and I'm glad you opened up to me because we wouldn't have been friends and I love you like a dad would, y'know? That's weird because you're probably a year older than me. Just know that even though I can't fill that position ever because it's weird but also know that I will always be here, in your contacts or I don't know? If you pay a visit to Manhattan, I'll be there. So, I hope Logan treats you right or I'll punch and I'll always be here for you little Janey Bear.
You and me both, Aus. Am I buzzing? Because I feel like I’m buzzing. Or is it like one of those situations where I have more of a glow? Or—
God, I’m rambling.
When are you going to get ready and stuff? I pray that I won't end up tripping on the small way or well pulling you down with me.
It's okay to ramble, you're kind of getting married today. Haha.
Yeah, I mean- definitely. I knew Bristol was going to be a temporary thing . . . I was prepared to move back. I didn’t know you’d still want to live together, honestly. I mean, I always leave the tap running.
You know I could have lived not realizing how horrible that comparison was until you pointed it out. Oh my gosh- yeah, maybe I’m not at all like your mother. Aus, if you’re about to elope with my mother, you have to give me a 72 hour warning so that I can console myself and deal with the emotional trauma of having you as my father. I mean. you’d be a great dad . . but not for me. I can’t help it! It comes naturally.
I mean, I kind of love you so I'd want you to live with me. These past five years have been awesome. You know, occasionally waiting up because I was studying and then you'd come back all partied out and you helped me get through it sometimes. Yeah well, I'll be there to close the tap.
Ha! Prepare to call me Papi. I'm kidding that's weird. But expect me and your mom to be really close and all best friends till the end. Now a days, I'm just expecting to be an uncle to our friends kids. Gross.
And the greatest day of my life begins… Now!
Are you excited? I'm excited. I can't contain my happiness right now.
You want to move back to Queens, even if it does smell like it’s been puked on repeatedly?
Hey now- well, okay, I can accept that. Your mom sounds like me! My parents will be used to that kind of attitude, at least. Lamer than you? Impossible. I kid, I kid. Why, I could see it in your eyes, of course. I read you like a book, Austin Moore. What, no! I can’t tell her of your love. She’ll ditch my dad and swoop you off your feet, if I do.
Not this horrible place, no no. I meant to say was I could buy a condo in Manhattan that looks over the East River and some of the skylines and we can live there?
That is a horrible comparison. I can't compare my mom to you, that's weird. Mhm, I see you. But what if I want that to happen? Haha, I'm kidding. Or am I.. maybe your mom and I have this plan to elope. Again, I kid. Well stop being adorable then.
You’re right . . maybe this super hero thing isn’t for us.
Hilarious, definitely. It’s okay if it takes a little effort! Not everybody is born naturally talented- such as my self. Kidding, by the way. I’m still not that vain. Really? I mean, if our parents are anything like us at all, they’ll hit it off immediately. It’s fine to admit that you adore me. If it makes you feel any better, my mom texts me for her weekly Austin Update.
But hey, that leads me to my next set of words. I was thinking about moving back here and opening up a practice -- that's if you want to come back here with me. When I mean here, I mean Manhattan.
Yes you are, just a little. I kid I kid. I mean my mom is very -- she's very, hm..out there? and she's really loud. My dad is like me but lamer. Whaaaat? Where did the adoring come from? Haha, does she really? Next time she asks, tell her I love her.
@austinm: that time when my dad wanted to try the selfie game and a ball flew over our heads, yep I kept it in my phone daddy-o #tbw
I appreciate you. There, better?
I love you and I appreciate me too.
Do you know how much I appreciate you?
It doesn't hurt to hear a few more times.
I might be pure evil, but you know, you love me. He is okay, but whatever, Aus, it’s fine.
No but in all seriousness, I just don't want what happened to you before to happen again and I sucked at comforting.. before..
I’d recommend investing like Iron Man if you want to keep your superhero status.
You have to admit- you’re laughing on the inside. You set me up for that joke, really. You should’ve seen it coming. I’ve got lots of sides, just waiting to be revealed. Gotta’ keep the world interested. D’aw, Aus, now I’m tearing up internally. You know, our parents should meet . . sometime. Maybe? Hey, you can’t drag me to the UK, then bring me back here and kick me to the curb.
See now, I'd have to own a large building and have a billion dollars to pursue living like Iron Man.
Don't you mean dying? Just kidding, ha. I can be funny too y'know. You're not the only one in this relationship, I just have to dig deep and try. My parents are up in Albany, I can force them to come down with us and meet your parents; I mean they do love you. Not that I talk about you.. to them.. a lot. Maybe just a tiny bit. Heh, yes I can.
Who even knows? But whenever it did come out, I know for sure that they’re one too many years behind on the trend. Honestly, I have to admit that the movie was better in my opinion.
Agreed. Maybe this new sugar daddy attitude just isn’t working out for you, Aus. Speaking of things as such, you’re looking a little bit too manly and tough nowadays to not have a girlfriend; and I’m pretty sure there are o’plenty of british girls available in England. Did you happen to pick up anyone while you were there? It is, but in this generation nothing is really impossible anymore. There’s plastic surgery for a reason, y’know. Just kidding. Me? Well, after I graduated St. John’s, Cam and I both moved to Manhattan and we just sort of lived there ever since. No, we didn’t. But we did get a puppy, which is just as cute.
I watched the movie and bawled like a kid. It was really sad and reminded me of yeah.
It'll never suit me because no matter how hard I try. It just doesn't work for me. Oh, I -- uh took a break from dating British girls you know. After Abbey and all. I stuck to my roots and am dating the funn -- cutest -- I'm dating a girl okay? Moving along, What does one need with plastic surgery or it's just genes. You and Cameron got a puppy!? I want to see this little fluff ball.
I’m always weirdly awkward, it just happens, can’t control the awkward. No, I don’t actually. I got sick of smelling like pizza everyday. I went to college for a while and now I edit books for a living.
Hm, why haven't I noticed this before.. god damn it Logan, I really wanted some pizza.
Speaking of babies…I’m pregnant…I’m kidding, I was kidding. I just wanted to see your reaction. Oh come on, he’s not one to rushing get in my pants.
WHA -- You are made of pure evil. If he can handle that, then he must be okay. Not great, but okay.
Well when you say it like that…
Yeah, exactly. Wow I should be keeping this a secret, damn. I'm not as good as Ace, but hey what did the woodpecker say to the duck?