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oliver 'rudy' rudino | gryffindor | 7th year 'shut the fuck up'

[marymacmac-deactivated20151220]

Good then the brilliant!

[oliverrudy]

Well, one, I’m out the hospital wing, like a champ. And two, Hogwarts gets to be graced with my presence for another year! Too bad you ain’t gonna be here babes.

[thats-dorcas-meadowes-blog]

“You graduated and actually got an O on one of your exams?”

[oliverrudy]

Neither babes. Guess who staying another year?

[dempster-wade]

[flinches and takes a step back, turning his gaze to the ground] That’s … that’s not what I meant.

[oliverrudy]

Whatever. You want out, fine. I’m gone. Have a nice life, Wade.

[karoondathelucy]

You asshole! [grins and punches his arm] Are you fucking crazy?

[oliverrudy]

[Grins at her.] Nah, guess I just ain’t done with this place yet. 

[dempster-wade]

No. Actually. You’re right. It’s probably better this way. I can pursue my career free from distractions, and you can stay and watch over your girlfriend without needing to worry about me as well. What we did these past few months was not practical nor was it appropriate. This is a much better arrangement. 

[oliverrudy]

Dis... distractions? That’s what this fucking was to you? Yeah, I can fucking see how distracting I am. Look at you, barely able to string together a fucking sentence. Careful, Demp, don’t want people to hear you speaking without perfect fucking grammar.

Fuck you. Fucking... fuck you, man. How can you say that shit to me? You want us to just forget it? You want me to forget what you did for me? What I what I fucking said to you? Now you’re finally graduating you can ignore this little phase and put it down to what? Gay panic? You weren’t getting any from Lucy so maybe you thought you’d see how far you could get with me? [Swallows, hurt.] I.. I guess I better fuck off then, right? 

[karoondathelucy]

You… what? [grins slowly] Did you fail your exams, you fucker?

[oliverrudy]

Maybe a little...

[karoondathelucy]

It’s just that everyone’s fucking leaving, alright? That’s what it is. Everyone’s graduating and I’m being a whiny little fucker about it.

[oliverrudy]

[Nods slowly.] Hmm. You’re right, you are a whiny little fucker. [Grins.]

Babes, you ain’t gotta worry about one person leaving. You got me for another year.

[dempster-wade]

Many things can happen in a year.

[oliverrudy]

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[dempster-wade]

At least you met your expectations, and you can do good with what you were dealt.

I suppose I should let you get on with your celebration.

[oliverrudy]

[Frowns at him] Oi, don’t fucking do that to me.

I came over here to see you. You think just ‘cause I’m stuck here another year that everything between us is done? Fuck off, man. We’re Dempster and Rudy. Ain’t nothing gonna fuck that up.

[karoondathelucy]

Yeah, well, I wasn’t gonna cry or something. Get off my ass, alright?

[oliverrudy]

Forgive me for giving a shit that you looked like you wanted a talk.

Come on, halfpint. It’s me.

[dempster-wade]

That’s … very noble of you.

[oliverrudy]

Nah, it ain’t.

I wasn’t exactly gonna pass with flying colours mate. It ain’t a big deal.

[oliverrudy]

dempster-wade:

You … you failed on purpose?

[pauses, centering himself, doing his best not to look as upset as he is] Did you do it for Hunter? To stay with her?

Demp... You and me both know that this war is gonna fuck things up. You really think I was gonna leave Hunter, and Luce and all my other mates, in this place where anything can happen to them? Fuck that. A few lousy grades ain’t worth shit compared to making sure that no fucker touches her.

[hunterclay]

What? [stares at him, dumb-founded] You… you failed your exams? On purpose?

[oliverrudy]

Umm.. yeah?

It ain’t a big deal.

[dempster-wade]

You … you didn’t pass?

[oliverrudy]

Nah, not exactly. Prof says it was almost like I planned it...

[karoondathelucy]

My face? Nice, isn’t it? This is what happens when you’re good-looking. Shame you don’t know about it.

[oliverrudy]

I’m fucking gorgeous, don’t pretend.

You looked like were gonna cry or something.

[dempster-wade]

I’ve never … [pauses, shaking his head to clear it, before looking back at Rudy] How did you do on your N.E.W.T.s?

[oliverrudy]

[Shrugs.] Shit. No fucking surprise there. Bet you did good enough for the pair of us, you genius.

[dempster-wade]

[flushes and looks down] That was … inappropriate. What I did. But … I’m glad you’re better.

[oliverrudy]

Nah, what I was thinking about doing was inappropriate..

You didn’t do nothing that wasn’t very gentlemanly, mate.