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@austinslewis
Perhaps. But do you really think I’m that manipulative?
You could just take them off here. But somehow I think you’d cause a national disaster with girls swooning all over the town.
I like to prepare myself for all the possibilities, so if you were that manipulative, I wouldn't really be surprised.
I'd get arrested for public indecency.
Do I look like McCall to you?
Do I look like I care? Anyone who shows up to practice late more than twice in a row gets kicked off the team. This is twice for you, and your attitude doesn't help.
Or maybe you just need to lower your standards.
Right… I’d like to be your housemate, if we can share cereal.
Why should I lower myself when everyone else should just work harder?
That's a joke, right?
Not on a personal level.
Really?
I guess I should stop bothering you with all my questions then.
Or something in this town’s bananas.
You’d think so, but the police department around here seems to have given up on most things.
You know anyone who works there?
Do you need something, or are you just going to keep staring at me until I’m done here?
If you show up to practice late one more time you're off the team.
Not when you’re going up against me. I know all the tricks in your book so good luck trying to find the stash. You’re never going to find them.
This town might, but I don’t.
I taught you strategic planning, how do you know I don't have some tricks up my sleeve?
You do if our lives are in danger.
Yeah, I know. Not exactly fond of that idea, but I’m admittedly at a bit of a loss these days.
I mean, I don't expect any one person to have all the answers, but I figure the town would have some sort of investigation to figure out what triggered it.
Maybe you distracted me.
Stick around and you’ll see.
If you'd seen me and I'd distracted you, then you knew where I'd be walking and you pulled the whole thing on purpose.
I wouldn't mind, but I actually have to go change my pants because there's coffee all over them.
Oh, right. Yeah that would make more sense.
I'm not crazy, I just spend too much time around people who are.
Exactly — you got that straight away.
There is something in this town's water.
Mhm.
I probably know just about as much as you do.
That's a shame. If we don't know what happened, we can't keep it from happening again.
Maybe you were just in my way.
I swear I’m not usually as clumsy as this though.
Maybe you weren't watching where you were going.
Am I supposed to just take your word for it?
Aw, it’s good to have wants and dreams, Austin, but you’re not going to get that wish fulfilled. Those pictures are too cute and now too great to use for blackmail.
We already know who our enemy is, this is just a distraction before getting back to the actual issue at hand.
You're the one who told me I can get anything done if I put my mind to it, so be on the lookout. I'm coming for your stash, and you won't realize what's happened until it's over.
What if we have more than one type of enemy?
Like what—them fending off mosquitoes or something?
The opposite, actually- eating bananas makes mosquitos want your blood more or something.
You really should stop listening to private conversations.
It was not a sarcasm at all, I do talk quite loud.
Oh. Well then I hope you don't talk about anything too important in public.
