the offical aussie

g'day mate (this is a gimmick blog)

[australia-offical]

IM AUSTRALIA (not literally)

yes, we do wrestle crocodiles as a sport, and yes, we do ride kangaroos to school

everything I post will be under the tag #im just an australian 🎀

the amazing person I'm high-key in love with: @tgirl-offical

[australia-offical]

g’day mate

- @light-offical 🔆

GDAY!! :)

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

oh you have to do whatever we say right?

drink a glass of water and get eight hours of sleep tonight

Shure thing mam!

Sans drings a glass of water he somehow had in his pocket

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

:)

[anonmuos]

That’s too wholesome

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical Build A BOMB

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I already have sir.

[anonmuos]

BUILD MORE BLOW UP @australia-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im sorry sir but im not able to do that, im just am maid. Try hiring a hitman instead?

[anonmuos]

build more bombs for a unknown purpose?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What kind of bombs sir?

[anonmuos]

Any strong enough to blow up a country

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Would a antimatter bomb work sir?

There are several antimatter bombs behind sans

[anonmuos]

YES DO YOU MIND GIVING THEM TO @australia-offical while active and low on time before they explode

[australia-offical]

THATS MEAN, DONT DO THAT

THINK OF THE CUTSIE SPIDERS, YOU DONT WANT THEM TO DIE DO YOU?? 🕷️🕷️

[anonmuos]

YES I DO

[australia-offical]

well...

sigh

..

that makes me very sad

[anonmuos]

GOOD CRY ME A RIVER

[australia-offical]

BRO I ALREADY HAVE, THATS WHY AUSTRALIA IS SURROUNDED BY WATER

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

oh you have to do whatever we say right?

drink a glass of water and get eight hours of sleep tonight

Shure thing mam!

Sans drings a glass of water he somehow had in his pocket

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

:)

[anonmuos]

That’s too wholesome

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical Build A BOMB

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I already have sir.

[anonmuos]

BUILD MORE BLOW UP @australia-offical

[australia-offical]

DONT BLOW ME UP, WHAT DID I DO????

[anonmuos]

HAVE TOO MANY SPIDERS

WAY

TOO

FUCKING

LARGE

[australia-offical]

NEVER ENOUGH SPIDERS

[anonmuos]

NO WAY TO FUCKING MANY THEY ALL NEED TO DIE

[australia-offical]

THATS MEAN 🥺🥺

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

oh you have to do whatever we say right?

drink a glass of water and get eight hours of sleep tonight

Shure thing mam!

Sans drings a glass of water he somehow had in his pocket

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

:)

[anonmuos]

That’s too wholesome

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical Build A BOMB

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I already have sir.

[anonmuos]

BUILD MORE BLOW UP @australia-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im sorry sir but im not able to do that, im just am maid. Try hiring a hitman instead?

[anonmuos]

build more bombs for a unknown purpose?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What kind of bombs sir?

[anonmuos]

Any strong enough to blow up a country

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Would a antimatter bomb work sir?

There are several antimatter bombs behind sans

[anonmuos]

YES DO YOU MIND GIVING THEM TO @australia-offical while active and low on time before they explode

[australia-offical]

THATS MEAN, DONT DO THAT

THINK OF THE CUTSIE SPIDERS, YOU DONT WANT THEM TO DIE DO YOU?? 🕷️🕷️

[anonmuos]

YES I DO

[australia-offical]

well...

sigh

..

that makes me very sad

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

oh you have to do whatever we say right?

drink a glass of water and get eight hours of sleep tonight

Shure thing mam!

Sans drings a glass of water he somehow had in his pocket

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

:)

[anonmuos]

That’s too wholesome

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical Build A BOMB

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I already have sir.

[anonmuos]

BUILD MORE BLOW UP @australia-offical

[australia-offical]

DONT BLOW ME UP, WHAT DID I DO????

[anonmuos]

HAVE TOO MANY SPIDERS

WAY

TOO

FUCKING

LARGE

[australia-offical]

NEVER ENOUGH SPIDERS

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

oh you have to do whatever we say right?

drink a glass of water and get eight hours of sleep tonight

Shure thing mam!

Sans drings a glass of water he somehow had in his pocket

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

:)

[anonmuos]

That’s too wholesome

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical Build A BOMB

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I already have sir.

[anonmuos]

BUILD MORE BLOW UP @australia-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Im sorry sir but im not able to do that, im just am maid. Try hiring a hitman instead?

[anonmuos]

build more bombs for a unknown purpose?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What kind of bombs sir?

[anonmuos]

Any strong enough to blow up a country

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Would a antimatter bomb work sir?

There are several antimatter bombs behind sans

[anonmuos]

YES DO YOU MIND GIVING THEM TO @australia-offical while active and low on time before they explode

[australia-offical]

THATS MEAN, DONT DO THAT

THINK OF THE CUTSIE SPIDERS, YOU DONT WANT THEM TO DIE DO YOU?? 🕷️🕷️

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

oh you have to do whatever we say right?

drink a glass of water and get eight hours of sleep tonight

Shure thing mam!

Sans drings a glass of water he somehow had in his pocket

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

:)

[anonmuos]

That’s too wholesome

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical Build A BOMB

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I already have sir.

[anonmuos]

BUILD MORE BLOW UP @australia-offical

[australia-offical]

DONT BLOW ME UP, WHAT DID I DO????

[villain-offical]

DUSTY HAS BEEN CONTAINED I REPEAT DUSTY IS IN CONTAINMENT

I even measured him in inches for you Americans out there

He's smaller than he looked from far away (to me anyway) but not a bad size

Tried to get some of the dust off him with the ruler and I didn't manage but he was very well behaved and didn't even attack the the ruler once despite me nudging his feet with it several times!!!!! Certified nice boy. He shall be released swiftly

[modesty-offical]

HOLY SHIT

[everyday-things-addict]

awww hes so cute :3 /g

@australia-offical look at him

[australia-offical]

OMG I LOVE HIM, HES SO CUTEEEEE

[kokushiboupm1]

TAG GAME

search up spotify lyrics on google or Pinterest and the first that comes up describes you

I'll go first

....

@cobaltjet @queerjarreadyforwar @supertrashycolors @deathmetaldreams @angel-the-bagel @tinysanemi @syha510 @bigfishfan195 @beccahasarrived @silly-camera-officia @secretvernid @estherskitsandmore +open tags/if I forgot sm1

[ray-ofiiight]

@artisticavgeek @ender-afton @thatonerat1781 @fathercrowradio1987 @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @cl0verbeingcl0ver @gardenofstarss @psyche-official open tags

[mountclover]

literally makes me tear up

Tags:

@izumi-kitty @astr0-biucks @angelwings-fly @paper-stars-still-glow @aviscerate @azrayells @ender-afton @an-insane-femboy69 @frankiefridayyy @rio-and-the-cani @whistlebrox @ennarchy @puppet-string and open tags

[paper-stars-still-glow]

why is radiohead so prevalent in my life

@ennarchy @smolwriter @patrik6090 @teedrinkingtea @ratcalledmicah @azrayells @aviscerate @moonga-sucks @yourdeargatsby + open tags!!

[thatchaoticbookworm]

not tagged but i wanted to join in!

@shenanigan42 @random-indian-girl @shaethecrow @i-eat-asphalt @cyberobservationmilkshake @oxyisdamoron @mischievous-archeologist and open tags!

[oxyisdamoron]

@sunnyarik3r @dramaticinlyf @the-stonekeepers @cats-fluorescent @shenanigan42 @princessnymphae et al

[princessnymphae]

i wonder who this is about

@chxrrywxvss @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @do--not--you-dare @im-on-earth-dipshit

[tired-shipper]

i’ve actually never heard this one

open tags :))

[erosdaughterwritingfiction]

Help @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo , Conan Gray is personally attacking me again :(

@lynxiah @justthatartistygirl @wisegirl42 @seasaltandstarryskies @machineloving @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @lunaestelarbaby @kisekii @englandundead1 @bookishnonsence @theprometheanflame @purple-dinosaur27 @lightsabersandbluecookies @livviedaltonvintagedoll  @glasses-wearing-water-drinker @princessnymphae @skullk1d-101 @nixie-offical @percabethoffical @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @ninahufflepuff @stars1ntertwined @ikeashoppingcart @peetaeverdeennn @princessnymphae

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

yeah pretty much true

@erosdaughterwritingfiction me too help D:

open tags!

[undefined333]

Damn.

@starryvirus @kingkit7734 @sprinty-ua @roseisgoat @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @mjthesilly @shogun-midnight +open tags

[roseisgoat]

Went until I recognized the song, and. Yeah, that fits.

Anyway, tags!

@othellovr @crow-human @aceexists @astracaedes @kingkit7734 @make-me-president @mildlybizarrecorvid @opalzennasaphhire @creature-adjacent @tinytk123 @shenanigan42 @rosemelodyshah @atomicbombrr @lightsabersandbluecookies @zeta-finnish @starspangledmoth @aostchekhovreturns @nebulas-stars @banana-pride

[othellovr]

Thank you for the tag Rosie:)

Well that's fun.

@unknown-entity-tm @mgturtle @juliesnickname @jellyfishsketches @mattpurplehoodie @wafflekidgirlboy @donnie-lover-7777 @bill2424 @turtlevariabilis @brain-rot-tmnt @luca897xp @ninjagirl0913 @starchild917 @ninowip @epicartnerd @lapis--crow @fromhilltovale @fluffycreampuff56 @shhhhhhhhh-dont-tell-anyone @jackie-the-weirdo @kittylittersmoothie @wafflekidgirlboy @dinoqueen64 @narfthenoodle @gwennivere11 @bea-sauce

[vanillabean5645]

Thank you for the tag sis :3, here's mine

accurate greeeat, also similar to another song that describes me :3

Tags: Tags: @mickikikikikikikiki , @weepingdollyy , @e11ie-bonez , @highclasshomosexual , @poe-of-ghosts , @spookyscqr , @rotting-lilac , @nakaithesilly , @zxlofttt , @porcelanitaa @stationaryribbons , @reze-bo0m , @yume--nyan , @cinnanyan @anchored-landmine , @l1fe1sp0ppli0 @rxtten--g1rl , @tormentingcupid , @chvvya-wannab33, @rabidillraccoon, @mystery-the-pupp3t

[rxtten--g1rl]

This is attacking me but violenrly accurate help

Vibes i love the song aswell

@mizukox @elarawandahoi @yume--nyan @nyancvtt @nakaithesilly @ny4n-s0d4 @agepoyolo @astr1disr0tting @eternallyjirai @themorbiddarling @unsweetened-l3monade @hauntingkotoko @landminegirl-420 @cup-0-f-coffee @blood-and-doll-parts

[cup-0-f-coffee-deactivated20260]

No comments-

@mizukox @tormentingcupid @mayowayo @elliotdreadthedead @ph1l0-s0phy @jirai-nene-is-back-again @potatoninatteiku @elarawandahoi @rosieeq @rxtten--g1rl @sugarzow @miaoaoo @mickikikikikikikiki @liesinthebooks @liamastatine @kaomojiaddict @agepoyolo @jiraipupsstuff @hauntinghyunax @unknown-monst3r @ma0ma0sdairy @rabidillraccoon @r1pbunny + anyone who wants to join!!

[kaomojiaddict]

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

- alright!!

‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

- yeah that sounds about right... ദ്ദി╥ ᴗ ╥)

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@kangelboyfriends @landminegirl-420 @choerrystems @kendaruonlineee @lolv66 @cvtiiecvt @whydonamesevenmatter @soulienpshan @agepoyolo @crya-pear @n1ghtshad3-f13ld @menhara-kun @himedanshier @angel-of-denpa @honor-the-sky-and-internet @ny4n-s0d4 @porceiaincat @teto-teto505 @pinkgutsblr @boxmatthew630 @gwendiealready @nyancvtt @runningondiji @needybloggeroverloadd @angelwingzzs @fizzywatercan @hardcandyluv @katcxts @outofpawket @peeposleep @bandaged-angel @1nsan3-1n-the-m3mbra1n @feralparallax @suicidesu01 @cute-landmine @scarlethaeven @pumpkizz-y @phxntomiris @jirai-nene-is-back-again @iodine-coated-cleaver @internet-death-idol @ra1ning-candies @v0xedblr @tormentingcupid

+open tags!! incase I forgot someone...I might have mistagged someone who changed their handle or missed someone who was t-worded or a newer moot since I copy pasted this list... ♡ either way, this is free to join!

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

[n1ghtshad3-f13ld]

....

[randomahhuserlol]

ik i have not been tagged by the previous person but this seemed like too cool to pass up :)

peak song and peak lyrics, i love Mitski ♡

tags: @blushcitrus @pjppy @ang3lofsorrow @m3dicated-bun @cantfuckingremember @yumemirui @d0ki-d0ki-k0k0 @el1as1sd3ad @loversbruises @cruelandsugary @oujipuppie @angelsamaranth @yumemirui @anaxagorasfan @jirai-haruhi + open tags :3

[el1as1sd3ad]

Open tags

[acicadahumsitstune-deactivated2]

yeah that checks out, one of my fav Mitski lyrics

open tags!

[coffee--spill]

Never heard this song but this feels targetted-

Open tags asw ^_^

[number5offical]

...

HEH

yeah I might have done that once or twice..

@dickgraysonoffical ofc♥ @chickfila-offical @witch-official @costco-offical @bugs-offical @emoticons-official @parentscomputer-official

[emoticons-official]

:/

@chickfila-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @summer-official

[summer-official]

…

…

…

@fall-official @australia-offical @drumsticks-offical @7-eleven-offical

[australia-offical]

oh uhmmm okay that's not very nice

[australia-offical]

indont know why but i thought you were an adult, only to find out youre still doing naplan… this is shocking to me

oh lmao nah. it is my last year of naplan tho LUCKILYYY

[australia-offical]

I. HATE. NAPLAN. KILL IT NOW.

I JUST HAD MY MATH ONE TODAYYY, AND IVE STILL GOTTA DO THE READING ONe 🙏🙏

[australia-offical]

Golden gaytimes are a mood

gaytimes are SO PEAK

[australia-offical]

Had to write about nets today ifykyk

NOOOO THAT WAS SO BAD I CANTTT

[australia-offical]

what a lovely way to come back to tumblr after so long, mates

[australia-offical]

FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR AND IVE ALREADY BEEN SUNBURNT

[the-grammer-teacher-offical]

There needs to be a a semi colon or a comma after "YEAR", and an apostrophe between "I" and "VE". Like "I'VE".

This is getting a B minus.

[australia-offical]

i tried

:(

[australia-offical]

very suspicious that both Australia-official and my australian oomf got sunburnt on same day. will look into thi

oh damnnn okay, go for it sherlock 🤨🤨