The Lightningwolt

Professional NEET in-training.

[seventypercentethanol]

submerged forests

[marzipanandminutiae]

BUCKLE UP ASSHOLES TODAY WE’RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT

embracing historical nuance and accepting that the past was fully as complicated as the present

[lumsel]

you do realise exactly how complicated these types think the present is right

[catchymemes]

Seems legit.

[fant4me]

Hahahahaha

[themoosebaruniverse]

Oh shit

[animeshittalk]

just once. just once in my life. i would like to give a monologue to my Destined Rival in a hall of mirrors maze.

[animeshittalk]

“we’re not so different…you and I…”

[animeshittalk]

maybe I’ll say something that really hits a nerve and they shoot me in the face only to find out it’s a mirror image of me

[catchymemes]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Next move is to kidnap 100 kids and airdrop them in

[viscid-violet]

devil may cry boss: hey get the fuck out. disgusting human bitch. fuck you. ill kick your ass.

dante: haha pizza bing bing wahooie party *clown honk* *does three backflips*

dmc boss, everytime, without fail:

[highlandvalley]

https://twitter.com/oreco730/status/959242151090532353/photo/1

[forever-painting-roses-deactiva]

Hades: babe what’s wrong?

Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[thecollectibles]

Art by 小 白花

[angelicguy]

anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they’re like bugs or lizards to me

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

*notices an anime girl crawling on my bedroom wall and slaps it with a newspaper*

[sarkos]

[the-x-button]

Metal Gear Solid (1998) 

[bigbosscangotohell]

[bunderbye]

DMC 3

[jackie-xkh]

Sonic Adventure 2 (2001)

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[motherfucker-unlimited]

You have gained a favor with the Rat Community

Your new status: Revered

[cutecornflakes]

I didn’t mean to make him cry

[unoobang-deactivated20210222]

Nott & Jester Nom Nom Nom!