[slimetony]

I don’t know anything at all about astrology but whatever numbskull made Aquarius an air sign instead of a water sign should be fired. what were they thinking

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[blackness-by-your-side]

As far as I am concerned, she has nights where they make food from the cultures of each respective kid. And she makes sure all her kids maintain their dual citizenship (where they’re from and US) & visit often. Jolie is an exception, she doesn’t steal, she respects, embraces and accepts. She raises her children with understanding and compassion of people of different race and culture. Bravo.

[johncribati]

The one white woman who’s tryna do interracial adoption right and they try and drag her?

[cinemove]

[maisonderriere]

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[weloveshortvideos]

her baby sister ran away with her phone recording

[wafflehousediarrhea]

the chaos

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*

me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[rhosegold]

i burst out laughing when i saw this

[glubprince]

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[diary-of-a-heartbreak]

I don’t know anymore if I’m actually living or just surviving, letting days slip by, bleed together. It’s been so long since I’ve felt like I’m really living, like I’m exactly where I am supposed to be, like I’m in the moment. I need to find that sense of being in the moment again. Of things mattering. I need to find myself.

Diary Of A Heartbreak (via diary-of-a-heartbreak)

[iraffiruse]

[emogyptian-deactivated20180909]

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

donald trump crytyping as he’s being impeached

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]