I Have Unnatural Curiosity

Chadwick, from before Boseman Made the name cool (RIP to a King) 33. Jamaican. He/They #BlackLivesMatter, #SayHerName. Gender-Indifferent & Nonbinary Sex-indifferent, Aroflux, and ♠ Ace 💜 as ♦ Heck ♣ Amateur Writer. Can probably kick your ass at Smash Bros. If you follow, reblog something so I know you're not a spambot.3

[johncribati]

So it is now D&D canon that the evil Drow Goddess Lolth hates a specific anti-trans argument so much that she sends demons after her followers who try and argue it.

[johncribati]

cuck

Last I checked, the initial necessary requirement to get cucked is to have a significant other to begin which, and it’s very nice, but highly delusional, of you to think I could score one.

[johncribati]

Look I’ll be real with you I kind of ignored tumblr once I got something approaching a following on TikTok, but that’s because my brain chemistry can only keep up with one social media at a time and that one was giving me the most serotonin.

[avatarskorra]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

[strangeandrandompolls]

Do you wear glasses?

All the time

For reading and close up work

For driving

I switch between glasses and contact lenses

I used to but wear contact lenses now

I've always used contact lenses

I need them but don't wear them

I don't need glasses

Voting ended onSep 25, 2024

Also i don't know how common knowledge this is but you can just clean your glasses with water, soap and a towel with no problems (I've just put this here because it only took me most my life to figure this out 😅)

[johncribati]

Missing the “I need them but currently can’t find them” option

[johncribati]

Just about every joke in Avatar: The Last Airbender is peak comedy but conceptually my favorite moment is that scene in The Waterbending Scroll where Zuko’s crew was fighting some pirates and Aang was lost in the middle of a smoke cloud.

Now, Aang being an Airbender, the logical thing to do would be to blow the smoke away, which he does.

This would be funny enough in and of itself, but what really gets me is that Aang just nopes his way out of the situation by… Calling the smoke back?

Like on top of this being the literal only instance of an aerokinetic character blowing smoke away in reverse (not the same thing as kicking up a cloud of dust) just… everyone who was fighting just goes back to fighting each other like that didn’t just happen? Like they didn’t just see the Avatar- who they’re fighting over- is no longer tied up?

This five seconds of animation is just the most beautifully hilarious mess.

[johncribati]

This post has been discovered by the TikTok AI Reading Bots and I’m not sure how to feel.

[hoodbnha]

Me when the manga about heroism running deeper than superpowers ends with the protagonist sacrificing his for the greater good like his mentor (I can’t project onto him anymore):

[sjw-dipper]

What she says: I hate Mineta.

What she means: I hate how a show as robust and compelling and fascinating as Boku No Hero Academia gleefully includes invasive, aggressive, unapologetic sexual perversion and dresses it up in a weak and unmasculine hat so that it seems harmless and forgivable. By making Mineta small and easy to shut-down, his non-consensual harassment of his classmates is allowed to be presented as funny, harmless, and almost charming since it is so apparent Mineta stands no chance of wooing them. All these scenes do is give the audience reason–and worse permission–to sexually objectify the young girls through Mineta’s eyes in a way that’s presented as innocuous. The narrative is happy to lampshade the fact that Mineta’s harassment is bad, and yet chooses to include it anyway, for no other reason than as a wink and a nudge to the audience saying “hey arent these 15 year old girls sexy?” So long as the audience understands Mineta is being “gross” and enjoys seeing him shut-down, then they are free to enjoy his constant invasive harassment with a clear conscience. This tactic is insidious, because it attempts to make itself clownish, harmless, and therefore inoffensive, while perpetuating sexism far more harmful than it’s willing to acknowledge. And I hate the purple grape fucker as a person too.

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

WHAT is it about fanfic that makes people want to use the word maudlin

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

maudlin counter for the day: |||||

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

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[johncribati]

The first time I read the word “maudlin” was in a pretentious comic drawn by an amateur college artist, and I feel like that checks out with the general mindset of a fanfic writer.

[ruinedchildhood]

[johncribati]

Follow me on TikTok for more curses imagery

[johncribati]

I have had this edit in my brain since it happened the manga.

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[demilypyro]

It's been a decade and a half since I watched yugioh, did kaiba know his rival was a ghost possessing a kid or was he just like that

[demilypyro]

He diagnosed yugi with DID and thought nothing further of it

[demilypyro]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[discodeerdiary]

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[johncribati]

Hot take but I think that the first person so write a thinkpiece about how The Incredibles has all this Ayn Rand Objectivist Subtext did it to try and get people to overlook the BLATANTLY ANTI-CAPITALIST STANCE that the film takes.

[johncribati]

Because Literally what do we see after we get the backstory of superheroes having to go into hiding because of the constant lawsuits draining the government wallet?

Bob DOING HIS JOB at Insuracare and helping customers get the coverage they paid for, but being reprimanded by his boss because he’s fucking with the shareholders’ money.

Both situations are mirrored! The people in charge discouraging people from doing the right thing, because it’s gotten too expensive!

[johncribati]

And don’t you dare think I’m done because that stuff about Syndrome being the “Randian Parasite” or whatnot because he wants to have what the heroes have?

You fools he’s a parasite because he’s a warmonger! He literally made his island-buying levels of money by selling WEAPONS! His entire plan was to SELL the IDEA of Heroics without its IDEALS!? Engineering a situation that would put millions in danger so that he would be the one to respond to it!? That’s capitalist behavior my friend. He’s a parasite because he’s a capitalist.