doing my best!

i want to be secretary of education in a couple decades, so maybe this should look professional

[catchymemes]

[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[lunah-goodbye]

x

[wrongmha]

Twice: Problem solving skills are well-regarded, but where is the respect for the problem creators such as myself?

Source: Twitter

[lindleland]

By using this quirk you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not using this quirk on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this quirk will not make its way into the hands of Anish Kapoor.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[guerrillatech]

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

[synebluetoo]

Why would you hide that in the notes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[writing-prompt-s]

You can detect lies easily, but no one knows about your ability. Today, your best friend lied about being human

[xinakwans]

just gonna go cry thank u kermit

[nudityandnerdery]

[christinaroseandrews]

This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant. Seriously this guy knows how to write.

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

I needed this reminder right now, thank you, internet. Been stuck on the same paragraph of something for three days because I can’t get it right, and even though I KNOW I should just write the shit sentence and move on I’m letting myself be stuck grinding. Sometimes I need that external reminder.

[authoranyaleigh]

Legit #4 is a lifesaver. It’s not exposition if it’s a teenager screaming about how the government sucks. 

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[faestruck]

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

[authoranyaleigh]

me, after 21 minutes of not seeing my friend: It has been Eons since I hath seen thy face. The gods are angry with us, to separate our Souls So. Will this quarantine never end, that I may kiss thy hand and support thy well being? 

me, after 2 years of not seeing my friend: oh hey what’s up

[lunasabatica]

By Luciana Nedelea

[suraanahita]

‘Lonely Pilgrim’ by Marius Lewandowski, 2021.

با گسترش ذهن در آگاهی، نور درونی شخص نیز گسترش می یابد... :)

[nevver]

Paradise Lost, John Martin (1827)

[suraanahita]

I should get back to reading this :’’)