Nerdlife chose Me

Hey! I'm Annie, Harry Potter was my gateway fandom, the cat above is an assbutt and if you Ever need to talk shoot me a message. No life & I keep odd hours!!!

[authuria-king]

Hulu is a Man, Netflix is a Woman

Netflix checks on you every couple hours to make sure you're still watching when you're binging. Hulu will let you go nearly 5 before checking up on you.

[authuria-king]

My sister's dog likes to chase lizards in our backyard. She tells her no. She doesn't want her growing up to be a cold blooded killer.

[thesummerbreak]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[authuria-king]

All the Best OTPs have a Blond and a Brunette. 😜 Feel free to reblog with more! I'm sure I missed some.

[zodiacspot]

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

[vomitingwords]

But how painful it is, to see and hold your hand, to kiss and remember your lips, when you’re no longer in my life. How much ache it would cost me, to hope for another chance, when you’re no longer happy to spare me one last glance?

ma.c.a // Why do we have to meet, and break each other’s heart? (via vomitingwords)

[authuria-king]

Male Leads, Female Authors

I love how whenever a female writer has a straight male main character, they almost always come across as just slightly bisexual.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[wtfzodiacsigns]

[authuria-king]

Chubby kink??

Can someone please explain to me the draw of this? I don't think I've read a fandom that didn't have at least one of these and honestly I don't understand the draw. Any ideas?

[lemondropsonice]

The “my little random moments of pleasure” series - Male modelling dorks N°2 {x}

[authuria-king]

Sorry but I saw this and the first thing my mind jumped to was a game of "Get Down Mr. President" where Jared is the one unaware they're playing and is about to be tackled. Though I think the mental image of Misha and Jensen tackling the moose is far far better.

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

New Dragon Idea

Concept - dragons , but plant themed !

Dragons with forests on their backs, dragons who bloom in the spring but are the color of freshly dug earth until then .

Rose dragons , whose scales mimic petals so well that as it slumbers, rumors begin of a giant rose in a lonely cave that never wilts .

Orchid dragons, which come in so many varieties dragon hunters lost count.

Tiny forget-me-not dragons that fit in your hands , gentle little things that are sold for pets and endangered due to overhunting. It is rare to see one in the wild anymore.

Cactus dragons that roam deserts . Seaweed dragons ! Dragons that have coral reefs on their backs.

Enormous bamboo dragons that are rarely seen awake or alive.

Imagine a world where dragons are the reason we have flowers and trees and other plants. When a dragon nests somewhere , their scales fall into the earth and sprout , and these sprouts are spread.

Small forests are sleeping baby dragons and are fiercely protected by the dragon preservation guilds - a group of humans devoted to coexisting in peace with the dragons and making sure dragons don’t go extinct.

Just. .. Plant dragons. I think it would be cool!

[hinasyeda]

Ego. Your nafs. If you don’t control it. It will bury your humility.

[just-shower-thoughts]

i like to stay up at night because the world feels like it stops for a few hours and you don’t have any responsibilities