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15 | he/they | still not my weirdest blog

[autismpowersgo]

my guy friend just told me that I probably love the bubonic plague because it adds boobies

[autismpowersgo]

"why are you all dressed up? we're only going to the grocery store." WELL haven't you considered that that's the only time I leave my house? when else do you want me to dress up?

[shushututu]

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

[autismpowersgo]

one of my friends has been consistently calling me her omega and yesterday all of us took an omegaverse alignment quiz and I THOUGHT it would help me beat the omega allegations but...

[thecar55]

this person is gay though...

[autismpowersgo]

I may be gay but at least I don't have a BOYFRIEND LIKE YOU DO

[autismpowersgo]

one of my friends has been consistently calling me her omega and yesterday all of us took an omegaverse alignment quiz and I THOUGHT it would help me beat the omega allegations but...

[mychemicalraymance]

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

[autismpowersgo]

oh.

[autismpowersgo]

"statement of Lydia Halligan regarding her insomnia" I can't sleep either but you don't see me complaining about it like that?

[autismpowersgo]

I'm listening to tma for the first time.. that is NOT Sasha. How does Jon not notice that when he's so paranoid????

[autismpowersgo]

I'm listening to tma for the first time.. that is NOT Sasha. How does Jon not notice that when he's so paranoid????

[pansyfemme]

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

[pansyfemme]

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

[pansyfemme]

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

[thelooniemoonie]

[autismpowersgo]

wh'ref're wouldst thee licketh the sauce off of dottt're's headeth

[autismpowersgo]

what if dottore was experimenting on you and you were crying and he said "would it help if i was bald" and grabbed his hair and pulled it off but it was actually a blue chicken wing and when he pulled it off there was blue barbecue sauce on his bald head.

[autismpowersgo]

What if we kissed… during the shrek rave

[goosemixtapes]

actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one

[necrowtic]

You're trans? Like jesus?

yeah just like jesus

[autismpowersgo]

I don't think they liked the pizza screaming -my friend after i passed out