Preening Androgynous Mediocrity

prozac suburb-punk aesthetic

[autistic-space-elf]

mayonnaise is under-rated as the ultimate bonding agent in making depression chow

[autistic-space-elf]

gender-neutral parenting is still the correct choice but the mcelroy bros having a 3:1 ratio of daughters to sons is still good praxis imo

[autistic-space-elf]

[mama-owl]

Tier C Fullbody w/ complex BG Commission for mcdaldno @ FA! I got to design their friends beautiful cat/ferret sona. I loved drawing this!!! ♥

[autistic-space-elf]

this is me!

[autistic-space-elf]

something that never stops bringing me pleasure is that in renaissance art, John the Apostle, canonically known as Jesus' Beloved who was cuddling with Our Lord during The Last Supper, is almost universally depicted as such a twinky little femboi

[fanonical]

what about Big Femme Orcs and Small Butch Elves

you just destroyed all western philosophy in one blow with the smartest sentence ever said my friend. whats it like to stand on the corpse of plato

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

what are some of your criticisms of maoism?

Not gay enough

[autistic-space-elf]

fuckin bizarre that i searched both 'mueller/trump erotica' and 'mueller trump daddy4daddy' and got ZERO hits

[dinuguan]

[stacysadistic]

[autistic-space-elf]

Sarahah - Alice Winter

Sarahah

i know i have like 3 followers on here but what the hell, tell me what you think

[paramar]

The 90s: Laughtracks to make the audience know when the scenes are funny

The 00s: Characters in a mockumentary looking at the camera after something wacky happens

The 10s: Explaining the joke out loud in an attempt to be “meta” and self aware

2063: Pie in the face jokes

[autistic-space-elf]

At one point prior to my birth my father advocated naming me Rufus. After his dog.

[autistic-space-elf]

What does it say about me that my idea of fun is sending a series of text messages role-playing as the administrator of an online Lawnmower Man fan club to two people who have never seen Lawnmower Man.

[autistic-space-elf]

[autistic-space-elf]

What does it say about me that my idea of fun is sending a series of text messages role-playing as the administrator of an online Lawnmower Man fan club to two people who have never seen Lawnmower Man.

[autistic-space-elf]

I wrote a screenplay about a porn actress who, after making an ill-thought-out wish in a careless moment, transforms into an exact replica of the handsome Danish actor on her favourite show, but this new look effectively destroys her career and she is forced to retire.

...

It's called, "Whom Gods De-Stoya, They First Make Mads"

[autistic-space-elf]

i like my men like i like my beef: very much the product of artificial hormones