Dell (Not The Company)

RP/Askblog fem!rattmann

[dell-rattmann-official]

/play: compact_disk_3:

If you are playing this disk then I am not dead, but I will not be returning to Aperture.

Michigan is gone. Strange clouds cover the entire North American continent. The earth is under a new regime.

I have not known peace since my escape. I can feel their eyes everywhere, watching me. I’m not crazy. The Combine cannot be trusted.

She and I have been separated, but I hope she can find some comfort, even if I cannot be by her side at this time.

I will do everything in my power to keep them from finding Aperture.

Dell Rattmann, signing off.

/end of: compact_disk_3.

Lore Tag: disk:(4)

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I can’t run Doom but you can read Ao3 on my screen

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Ok I’m surprised actually.

[hl2-freeman]

New toxic old man yaoi rarepair just dropped

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

Tf you mean new, Gordon.

And tf you mean you can't run freaking doom, dell.

[yourunusalartist]

The fact you can run Ao3 means you can run doom due to doom running on Ao3. (Or a PDF)

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

Exactly. Dell get that screen here. I hope you have a USB port.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Ew. Don’t touch my ports.

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

well do it yourself if you wanna. or hop on airdrop. we gotta get you a copy of doom. for science.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Maybe if I just imagine playing Doom really really hard…

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I like that personality cores can do this:

// BLEH

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I can’t run Doom but you can read Ao3 on my screen

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Ok I’m surprised actually.

[hl2-freeman]

New toxic old man yaoi rarepair just dropped

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

Tf you mean new, Gordon.

And tf you mean you can't run freaking doom, dell.

[yourunusalartist]

The fact you can run Ao3 means you can run doom due to doom running on Ao3. (Or a PDF)

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

Exactly. Dell get that screen here. I hope you have a USB port.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Ew. Don’t touch my ports.

[guorble]

look at this bullshit happening on my dash

[rattmann-offical]

[dell-rattmann-official]

[dell-rattmann-official]

/play: compact_disk_4:

19 years passed while we were frozen. The world is very different now.

[REDACTED]and I managed to escape Aperture, but we were very quickly captured by the combine. I do not remember the events that followed, but we ended up in City 17.

[REDACTED] and I were able to flee the city as well, with the help of the resistance. However, paranoia led me to run away to Ravenholm. I regret not taking her with me. [REDACTED] and I are now separated. I hope she is safe and managed to escape the raid on Black Mesa East, but I have no way of knowing.

I’ve grown rather attached to this place. Grigori is a good man, even if he’s a bit much sometimes. He understands me in a way few people can.

I have promised him that in the event of his passing, I will continue his work here in Ravenholm. He is a brilliant man although his methods are questionable. I suppose I have no room for judgment given my own past.

I do not work with the resistance, although if they ever called for my aid I would be agree to assist them. It’s only fair.

Not sure how much space is left on this disk, but I hope to leave behind enough so whoever finds it will know my story.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I can’t run Doom but you can read Ao3 on my screen

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Ok I’m surprised actually.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I can’t run Doom but you can read Ao3 on my screen

[dell-rattmann-official]

Should I add a section for headcanons/important info on my pinned for Dell?

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[dell-rattmann-official]

{ Hello? Anyone home? }

// Hi!! I’d watch your head, buddy.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ I know about the headcrabs. Why else would I bring a shotgun? }

{ Anyway I’ve.. “borrowed” @askredmedic‘s medi-gun to (hopefully) heal your leg, and I’ve got a few types of wire for traps, though I’m sure that’s just me overthinking what I’ll actually need. }

[dell-rattmann-official]

// No I’m serious. Duck.

< Unless you like saw blades embedded in your grey matter. >

[rattmann-offical]

Wow, you look badass. ✨

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Thank you, I try~

[dell-rattmann-official]

// I love being a robot though, I love my pretty blue wires

// I’ve always had such a connection with computers <3

[dell-rattmann-official]

Bleh

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

Can I pass out in the lab floor. Spiritually.

— @dell-rattmann-official

yea no problem. just make sure there isn't a spiritual stray piston above you.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Yayy

[dell-rattmann-official]

Posting this separate from asks also just cause I like how the lineless style looks

[dell-rattmann-official]

// While it’s sweet that so many people were willing to violently defy the laws of physics in order to heal my leg… you guys realize that irreversible nerve damage is, y’know, irreversible, right?

// I literally just need the painkillers lol XD

[dimensional-cafe]

With the stuff I've experienced....you'd be surprised what can be done. The painkillers here work pretty well though. They do help a lot when Duncan comes in and gives me a headache.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ To be fair medi-guns can force several months worth of healing in the span of seconds, but there is another option available if that doesn’t work. }

{ ..Which would involve genetic modification- }

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Well, I’m a machine so I don’t have DNA.

// And while that gun technology is impressive, I am once again telling you that this wound is healed.

[dimensional-cafe]

Yeah the pain killers should be enough right? Sucks that you also have to deal with a flesh body when you aren't actually an organic being.

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Finally someone gets it. @_@

[dell-rattmann-official]

// While it’s sweet that so many people were willing to violently defy the laws of physics in order to heal my leg… you guys realize that irreversible nerve damage is, y’know, irreversible, right?

// I literally just need the painkillers lol XD

[dimensional-cafe]

With the stuff I've experienced....you'd be surprised what can be done. The painkillers here work pretty well though. They do help a lot when Duncan comes in and gives me a headache.

[aperture-hr-official]

{ To be fair medi-guns can force several months worth of healing in the span of seconds, but there is another option available if that doesn’t work. }

{ ..Which would involve genetic modification- }

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Well, I’m a machine so I don’t have DNA.

// And while that gun technology is impressive, I am once again telling you that this wound is healed.