didyoujustwhat

a thoughtless cat with a spider-man obsession :3

[autisticidiot]

#🌀: nothing nothing nothing - every chameleon related post

#💘: as i deserved to be treated - posts about dmitri & sergei

#🎭: acting! - posts about chameleon & mysterio

#dima-core - posts that remind me of him

#feat. dmitri - reblogged posts about dmitri

#dmitri smerdyakov - posts i've made about dmitri

[riddlecats]

drawn with my laptops mousepad and the browser version of ms paint

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[autisticidiot]

dmitri's pov for kraven the hunter makes me SICKKKK. tfw you stay behind with your abusive father, in a house paid for by crime, thinking your brother is living out a peaceful life far away from it. (it's less than he deserves, really. he gave you a chance despite your mother. protected and cared for a bastard like you. nikolai's golden son.) only to discover he's been actively seeking criminals out, to murder them.

finding that out after getting your finger cut off. (will you ever play piano again? papa always thought it was too dainty. perhaps the permanent mark of violence is better. less of you is better) a part of your body cut off to merely be used as a message for your father. your father, who wishes you were your brother. your brother, who the men were looking for. who should've been there but wasn't.

going through all of that misery, and getting the chance for revenge, to shoot the man who's practically on his death bed already. only for the hunter who left to kill people, who visited once a year, to turn around and say 'dmitri, that's not you'. you shouldn't kill. no matter how hard you try, you can never be like your brother or papa, can you?

AUGHHH do they even know each other outside of the concepts they gave each other ???? the dollhouse they played each year, pretending they could just be sergei, his protector and dima, forever just his little brother ???!? overlooking the slips and doubts - escaping cruel reality, the one WHERE YOUR BROTHER KILLS YOUR FATHER AFTER TELLING YOU TO NOT GET REVENGE.

'[sergei] never hurt anyone' THEY DON'T KNOWWWWW. HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWWWUGHHHHHHJAHJ

[deadbeatescape]

sinister six meme I made a few months ago

[rancid-zinnia-onthepatio]

happy pride month to spider-man's rogue gallery (and spider-man)

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

You clicked 1 readmore

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[needtostopdeletingaccounts]

gonna go torture some humans for 109 years wish me luck ^^

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

[spaceshiprocket]

Spider-Man by Lee Gatlin

[thiefking]

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

[thiefking]

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

[lady-sanguis]

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

[ariaste]

parentheticals (the tags of normal conversation)

[vurd-ed]

Doc ock sketches I drew in my sketchbook at 1 am that I ended up liking quite a lot, enough that I decided to try some more photo editing with them. God bless deviantart png creators you the real ones.

[wheelie-butch]

sometimes you get through a day by promising yourself you can make a silly image at the end of it