The Haylor Song (Trouble Parody)
**Disclaimer: Not trying to be offend anyone or insult their opinion! Just a joke I wrote in 5 minutes in response to all of the mayhem on my dashboard!**
once upon a time, once albums were debuted
Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew
She’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, him, him, him, him.
at first we didn’t care, we figured she’d back off
she’d always got around, we thought she’d take a walk.
and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.
But she’s still here, in the city.
now we realize, and we can agree.
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.
oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.
oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.
now harry’s got it bad, they’re walking in times square
the fans can see it all, he doesn’t even care.
he’s blinded, he’s blinded, he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.
We heard they’re “so in love” from whispers on the street
but all she really wants, is a track for her cd
i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.
She’s so anal, a control freak
when he’ll realize, he’ll dump her next week.
and the saddest fear, comes creeping in.
that we’d be pissed off, if he loved anyone, or anything,
and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles
let’s just say this shit better be worthwhile
she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials
and write an album with his name on file….
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