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day 227

Happy (late) Valentine's to Teufort most annoying couple 💘

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day 315

estrangement (strawpage request)

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let's grow old together

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day 213

afternoon chatter

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day 212

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day 211

friendly job banter

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day 210

temporary winter look

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My 2025 Art Summary, they are the only thing I drew all year...❤️

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What kind of drunks are the mercs/what are they like when drinking. (nsfw included if you please)

Drunk

Scout: Extreme lightweight. Has 1 sip of a margarita and he’s already tipsy. Whole face flushes when he’s drunk. Starts saying that he “could take any one of you guys in a fight no problem.”

Soldier: Just becomes an even more unhinged version of himself. Tries to rocket jump to the moon. If he’s really really drunk he’ll get quiet believe it or not and start mumbling about battle strategy in a corner somewhere

Pyro: DO NOT get pyro drunk. They will burn down the whole base. That is a mistake that was made too many times

Demo: Ok well we all know what he’s like. Very classic, talking about how much he loves everyone and they’re all his best friends forever, then the next second he’s punching someone in the face and cursing their bloodline

Heavy: Surprisingly good at holding his liquor. Can almost out drink demo. Almost. Not like he makes a habit of trying though. He also gets really red in the face and will try to stay composed but if you get too close he’ll grab you and go “you must help me. No one can know but I am very drunk right now.” And you’re like “dude everyone knows.” And he’s like “no they don’t I am hiding it very well.” Sure buddy.

Engie: Type of drunk that thinks everything is funny. Just can’t stop himself from giggling at random shit. Also will go up to people and say shit like “did you know that I have 11 phds… no, 9 actually… no, it is 11. Do you know that that is a lot… it was really hard…”

Medic: Also very giggly, even more than usual. Also can not stay upright for the life of him. He is rolling around on the floor and saying that he suddenly has the urge to operate heavy machinery

Sniper: Very quiet and staring off into space. This is because he’s terrified of what he’ll say if he opens his mouth. You ask him if he needs help walking back to the camper and he looks very distressed and goes “I can’t… my legs are soup…” and you say “oh yeah what kind of soup” and he goes “tomato. What kind of a ridiculous question is that.”

Spy: Becomes very clumsy and talkative but keeps losing his train of thought. Stumbling around going “I’m not supposed to talk about this, but… what was I saying?” If you make fun of him the next day he threaten to put you down like a sick dog

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day 209

happy new year 🥂

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day 208

smissmas traditions (strawpage request)

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Okay but consider: After finally accepting that spy isn't trying to get with him, Scout instantly pivots to "Spy wants to fuck sniper" and that sparks a whole other fight. Sniper has conflicting feelings about this. He also doesn't know that spy is scouts dad, he doesn't have interest in spy at all, but the idea of being desired by more than one person (especially with how antisocial and low-key awkward he is) is appealing. He has had to physically restrain scout from attacking spy. Spy does not know how to make them stop without outing himself as scouts dad. He probably has attempted to assassinate sniper before but is always stopped by like, engie or something. (I perceive engie and scout as having a sort of father-son relationship, that pisses off spy in its own way) anyway that has been my tangent for today

-🎯 anon

Yeah scout is like “ohhh it must be because he wants to fuck *sniper*. Ok I have to kill him.” And sniper has to hold him back and be like “I don’t think that’s it either mate.” Mostly because he just can’t fathom more than one person being attracted to him like you said. Especially not spy, spy hates him. Then he starts thinking “wait what if spy acts like he hates me because he secretly wants to fuck me.” And then he starts having a crisis. In the meantime, spy is contemplating the logistics of planting a car bomb on the camper and just killing sniper and scout both and being done with the whole mess