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Good things about being single: - Whole bed to myself. - Do whatever I want. - Easier to save money. - No gross boy smell. - No arguments about stupid shit. Bad things about being single: - Noone to pretend to care when I talk about food and masterchef. - ???

skyebelle

Roses are red, violets are blue…

HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D.K CREW

clownpicture-deactivated2015021

Whoops. Hung up my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.

drunkblogging

sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog

adacapella

EVERYBODY GO SEE THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE ON THE 13TH MAKE SURE HISTORY KNOWS THAT FIFTY SHADES OF GARBAGE BAG WAS BEATEN IN THE BOX OFFICE BY AN ANIMATED TALKING SPONGE

Occasionally someone is actually clever in Youtube comments.

sandandglass

If going from sleeping around to a long term relationship to single has taught me anything it's that being "with someone" doesn't make you any less lonely and being "alone" doesn't make you any more lonely.

pleatedjeans

When I was in my early teens I was skinny, but not even ridiculously skinny I was like "size 8, can see my collar bones, tumblr famous" skinny. And I got teased, so I ate like 6 full meals a day and my mum got angry because I ate so much food. And I hated my body so much and literally wanted to be fat and envied fat people. So I went from 50 kg to 70 kg and loved my body so much and thought my love handles and fat rolls were the best things ever. I had an eating disorder, but backwards!

My biggest hate is when people use the phrase "coincidence or not?" in this context. Nah mate, the people who invented the alphabet and the numerical system based the entire concept around making these words add up to 100 based on a coded system where each letter is equal to a number.

Not all fat people are jolly. Some of them are women.

autumn-flow-blog

This is the picture I blogged that made me TUMBLR FAMOUS then subsequently leave Tumblr for those who asked!

Just checked that picture and it actually has closer to 45,000 notes. Holy moly.

I haven't used tumblr properly in probably over a year so before I started using it again I thought i'd recap my timeline of tumblr.

Got tumblr, didn't really know how to use it. Just reblogged photos of dogs.

Started to write some really bad and lame text posts.

Started to occassionally write a funny text post.

Gained a couple of hundred followers.

Started to write controversial text posts.

Lost lots of followers.

Gained more followers from people who were massive dicks like me.

Got heaps of hate mail because brandon posted homophobic stuff on my page.

Screenshotted a picture on facebook which went on to get over 20k notes.

Stopped using tumblr because my entire newsfeed was literally just people reblogging that photo.

Now I am so bored I have come back. Hello old friends!

P.s. People are still reblogging that photo. wtf.

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