trying to write fanfic with a cat is impossible. she is stepping on my keyboard. she is deleting my paragraph. she's sat directly in front of me, strategically moving her head so i cannot see the screen around her. she is purring and giving me the Big Eyes so i cannot ignore her.
There's likely been more than one instance where Bruce and the rest of the Batboys called Dick his name after an argument and totally meant something else by it - he just can't call them out on it, since it is his name.
Dick: How about notifying us next time - preferably when you're not on the brink of death? I know you can handle yourself, but even veterans make mistakes and need help sometimes. It's okay to admit that, old man.
it's fanfic writer appreciation week and i wanted to take a minute to appreciate you!! i recently read your vld fic on AO3 and loved it so much. you're a very talented writer with creative ideas and great dialogue. you're also a delightful person to interact with in any capacity!! i think you have a lot to be proud of :)
I am. So genuinely touched by this, thank you š I have been a very big fan of your writing for years now, and knowing you have read my writing is insane, and I'm especially grateful because I know you cut ties with that fandom a while ago.
Thank you so much for this kind message, I read it and blacked out and wrote a camp camp fic for you šš hope you enjoy, and thank you for being you!!! <3
(written all in one go and barely checked for errors, so my apologies for any mistakes)
When Gwen woke up that morning, she knew it was going to be a terrible day. She didnāt know the how or the why yet, but deep down something was telling her to roll over, close her eyes, and block out the world until the sun rose again tomorrow.Ā
Unfortunately for Gwen, that wasnāt how being responsible for a group of kids worked, no matter whether the kids in question were absolute shits or not. So, instead, she took a deep breath, forced her eyes back open and sat up looking over to Davidās side of the shared councillors cabin. Normally Gwen would wake to the sight of David preparing supplies for the dayās craft activities, or planning the hiking route, or even doing some kind of strengthening yoga routine, which took entirely too much energy and willpower for five thirty in the morning, in Gwenās opinion.Ā
Instead, what greeted her today was a vaguely David-shaped lump under the covers. Gwen blinked once, then twice, but the view didnāt change. In all the time Gwen has worked alongside David, she cannot recall a single instance in which she has woken up before him, and it does nothing to calm her nerves.Ā
Shrugging it off, she hauls herself out of bed and into the shower, and by the time she emerges David is up and ready to go, smiling and chattering away as usual, and part of her relaxes. Maybe today won't be so bad.
Typically, the day gets worse.Ā
That, in and of itself, isnāt strictly unusual for Camp Campbell, but itās a different brand of WrongTM today, one that Gwen does not care for. That morning in the mess hall, a food fight had broken out, getting so bloodthirsty that multiple windows ended up smashed, shattering completely. Honestly? Gwen couldnāt care less; that was a problem for the Quartermaster. Their first activity of the day had been archery, which had ended in a flaming arrow planting itself firmly into their trash bin and starting a foul-smelling, impossible-to-put-out, literal dumpster fire. Thatās whatever, if Gwen is honest. Lunch had passed in a blur, in which David and Gwen had had to ban knives, leaving the kids to poke aimlessly at their food with plastic sporks, but she thought maybe the little shits deserved it.Ā
Collapsing back onto her spot on the councillors table with David, she watched them wolf down their ice cream, clearly none of them willing to risk the rare treat by acting out, then looked sideways at David, pleasantly surprised to see him looking almost as exhausted as she felt. Donāt get her wrong; itās not that she wanted her friend to be miserable, itās just that he had this incredibly frustrating ability to remain the happiest, most chipper person on the planet in the face of the most infuriating circumstances. Sometimes it made Gwen feel insane, like she was the only one aware of what was going on in the camp.
Some of that relief faded, however, when David rested his forehead in his hands and mumbled, āHow is it only lunchtime?ā, with a weariness sheād never heard from him in her life.Ā
Frowning, she tilted her head down, trying to catch his attention. āWhatās up with you?ā She asks, and she doesnāt think it sounds angry until David is whipping his head up, plastering a - somewhat unnerving - smile across his face.
āSorry, Gwen! Nothingās wrong, today just seems to be a bit of a slower day today, is all. At least that means more time for fun activities, though!ā.
She realises itās meant to be reassuring, but honestly itās downright freaky watching David put a personality on like a coat.Ā
āAre you okay, David?ā She presses, voice slightly softer than before.Ā
āOf course I am, Gwen! Why wouldnāt I be? The sun is out, the birds are singing and Iām here at Camp-ā
āDonāt bullshit me, David.ā She says, her gut feeling from the morning coming back full force. āWhat is it? Was it Campbell? Are we getting more budget cuts? Or was there a complaint? Are we getting a surprise inspection, or - oh god, is our pay going down?ā She asks, thoughts going a mile a minute about what could possibly have made David look so defeated a few moments ago.
āWhat? Gwen - no, itās nothing like that.ā David replies, a little startled. He sighs, and then he looks tired again. Heās still smiling, but it's smaller and a little awkward, and itās so not David but somehow more David than Gwen thinks sheās ever seen him. āIām just a little under the weather, thatās all.ā He finishes, quietly, like heās scared the campers might hear. Which - fair, Gwen can only imagine what those little assholes would do if they sensed weakness.
āUnder the weather how?ā She asks, sceptical.
He frowns, but seems to weigh his options and decide being honest is a better choice than keeping quiet, because he answers all the same. āA headache. And maybe a minor fever, some dizziness. Iām mostly just tired, so itās nothing a little rest wonāt fix. Iāll be right as rain tomorrow, donāt worry.ā
Looking at him now, like, really looking, Gwen realises heās pale and a little shaky; thereās bags under his eyes and a slight flush on the heights of his cheeks like heās been rushing around, which he has, but she suspects it has more to do with fever than it does managing the kids. Part of her wants to reach out and press her hand to her forehead, but she gets the feeling David wouldnāt appreciate that, especially not in front of all of the children because god forbid he shows them that sometimes he isnāt having the time of his life, enjoying camp every step of the way. God forbid they see him as human, and not a punching bag only there for entertainment.Ā
āYou know, I can handle the kids for an hour or two if you want a power nap? Iāll get the coloured paper and markers out and make up some bullshit about writing a letter to their future selves or something.ā She offers, and the fact that David actually considers it for a second proves to her that heās feeling worse than he lets on. Ultimately, though, he shakes his head.Ā
āNo, it wouldnāt be fair to leave you to run camp by yourself. Besides, weāre supposed to be doing plant identification today, and I canāt deprive the kids of a valuable skill like that just because Iām a little poorly. Iāll be fine.ā He says, decisively, like heās trying to convince himself as much as Gwen.
Before she can argue the point further, the sound of the kids talking escalates to a volume thatās too much to tolerate as they get restless, dessert finished and their boredom rising. Standing, she shouts over the racket, āEveryone look at me! Shut up for a minute, would you?ā. It takes a moment, but they do quieten and look in her direction, so she takes the win. āIn a moment weāre going to head outside for our afternoon activity, okay, so everyone go and put your plates on the hatch for Quartermaster and then line up at the door.ā
Predictably, there is no neat, single-file line like Gwen had asked, and instead a crowd of pushing and shoving by the mess hall doors. Shaking her head, Gwen lets them out, allowing David to start explaining what theyād be doing. In all honesty, Gwen tunes this part out, knowing vaguely that each group would have a plant identification book and a list of plants to find. Instead, she uses this time to study David, whoās energy seems to be waning quicker now that heās on his feet. Max is giving David some kind of shit, and his plastered-on smile is faltering ever so slightly, the longer Max refuses to stop.Ā
Sighing, she shoots Max a look and he backs off, for now, but he doesnāt seem very deterred. David finishes up his explanation and sends the kids off in groups of four, instructing them not to go out of his and Gwenās sight. A few moments pass in silence as they observe the kids, enjoying the peace for the first time that day. Around them, the kids seem to be genuinely enjoying themselves - the task gives them just enough freedom that theyāre satisfied, goofing off as they look at plants half-heartedly and enjoy the sun, with the added bonus of letting Gwen and David take a backseat for a little while.Ā
The kids have quite a long time to find all of the plants on the list; they know their campers well enough to know that the work-to-messing-around ratio will not be equal, so Gwen takes a seat on one of the nearby picnic benches. She expects David to follow her lead and sit down too, and she hopes he does because he wasnāt looking too hot during his instructions earlier, but he remains standing. The feeling in her gut grows stronger, but she forces it down. Sheās getting worked up over nothing, David said it himself, heās just a little under the weather. David is a grown man; if he feels like he needs to sit down, heāll sit down.Ā
Another fifteen minutes pass and the feeling only grows. She glances at her co-councillor again, but she canāt see his face from the angle of the bench. Before she can think better of it sheās standing and walking over to him, placing a hand on his shoulder with the intention of turning him towards her. However, the moment her hand touches his shoulder, her stomach drops. Heās so warm she can feel it through his shirt and, although they are standing in the warmth of the sun, thatās all theyāre doing, thereās no reason he should be that warm. Itās a suffocating, dry kind of warmth too, one that makes her throat tighten and she steps round him, blocking the camperās view if they were to look over.Ā
His eyes are cloudy and slightly unfocused, and heās paler than he has been all day, swaying just slightly where he stands. His breathing is slightly wonky, like he canāt quite figure out a comfortable pattern and it takes him a while to track his gaze over to meet hers, and he shakes his head minutely, almost imperceptibly. Abruptly, she makes a decision.Ā
Whirling around to face the section of clearing that the campers are exploring, she raises her voice loud enough for all of them to hear. āOkay, David and I need to head inside to take care of some paperwork, so Quartermaster is going to take over for a little while. Do not give him any shit or I swear to god there will be hell to pay, understood?ā She asks, waiting for nods before sheās satisfied. She turns back to face David, unsure if moving is a good idea right now given how pale he is. āCan you make it to our cabin?ā She asks, quietly.
Something in David seems to click, and he tries to gather himself, swallowing hard. āSorry, Gwen, Iām fine. Thereās no need to worry, or- or bother the Quartermaster, Iām-ā
āDavid I swear do not even try it. You look like youāre about the pass out.ā She hisses, reaching her limit. āNow can you make it to our cabin or not?ā
Chastised, David looks down, but nods anyway. āYeah, I can.ā
āOkay,ā Gwen takes a deep breath, nodding as well. āI need you to stay here with the kids while I go and grab Quartermaster, can you do that?ā
David nods again, but doesnāt protest when she leads him to the bench and sits him down. āDo not move.ā She says sternly, then turns on her heel and rushes back to the mess hall, grabbing Quartermaster and dragging him out to the clearing, explaining on the way. He agrees in the weird, creepy way of his, and she has no doubt the campers will end up part of some crazy wilderness ritual, but she trusts him with the campers safety and that's enough for now.Ā
As they arrive at the activity spot, itās just in time to see Max sauntering over to David, a glint in his eye that she doesnāt like. āMax!ā She calls, intercepting him only a few feet away from the bench. āWhat do you need?ā
Max regards her curiously, and she feels vaguely like prey. āWhat I need is to talk to David.ā He says, and Gwen knows deep down that he has realised whatās going on.
She has two options now: lie and bullshit her way out of this, or tell the truth and hope Max doesnāt abuse the knowledge.Ā
Placing her hands on both of Maxās shoulders, she drops down to one knee, putting her at his level. āLook, Max, you and I both know why you canāt do that.ā Maxās face lights up at the confirmation, and he opens his mouth to say something, but Gwen continues on, barrelling over him. āMax, listen to me, I need to get David inside, okay, I think this could be serious. I need to get him inside, and check his fever and maybe even take him to a hospital,ā She says, looking into his eyes to try and drive her point home. She really isnāt sure if it will warrant a hospital trip, or even come close, but she thinks maybe thatās what Max needs to hear to back off a bit. āIf I check him over, and heās okay, I promise you that tomorrow you can have your fun with him, but you have to let me make sure heās good first, okay?ā
Max is silent for a second, eyes darting from Gwen to where David is slumped over, face in his hands now that Quartermaster is here and someone is keeping an eye on the campers. There is a solid ten seconds where Gwen thinks sheās made the wrong choice, that Max is going to grin and jump on the opportunity to trash the camp and make today even worse for David, but then he deflates and nods. āFine. Iāll keep these assholes in check. But as soon as heās feeling better there will be no mercy. So watch out.ā He says, but Gwen has known Max long enough to know heās concerned. Another beat of silence passes and then Max follows up quietly, āDo youā¦need help getting him inside?ā.
A spark of surprise hits Gwenās chest, alongside a feeling she thinks might be pride. She ruffles Maxās hair and he scowls, swatting at her hands before shoving his own hands back into his sweater pockets.Ā
āDonāt worry, Iāve got him handled. You focus on finding those plants, okay?ā She smiles at him, and Max pulls a face in return.Ā
āEw, gross. I wasnāt worried.ā He insists, and Gwen doesnāt argue it, just lets him walk back to his group.
Gwen forces herself to take some more deep breaths before she turns around, trying not to let her heart beat too fast when she finds David, arms braced on his knees and his head in his hands, eyes closed and breathing shakily.Ā
āDavid?ā She asks softly, touching his shoulder.Ā
He lifts his head, blinking blearily at her, squinting in the sunlight. He doesnāt say anything.
āYou ready to get inside?ā
He nods shakily, standing up and immediately stumbling, but Gwen catches him quickly enough. Luckily, Quartermaster seems to have distracted the kids with some kind of dramatic retelling of a battle he had with some squirrels, and Gwen canāt quite tell if itās made up or not, but it doesnāt matter because it means they donāt have an audience right now. (Except Max, and Gwen can feel his worried eyes tracking them, but sheāll have to deal with that later, because right now David needs to be inside and lying down, out of the heat of the sun and away from the stress of the children.)
She loops his arm around her shoulders, hooking her own around his waist and they begin to slowly walk - or stumble, in Davidās case - back to the councillorās cabin. What should have been a two minute journey becomes a five minute one, and the whole way Gwen can only think about how it got so bad so quickly. David is silent for the entirety of it, eyes closed and trusting Gwen to keep them on track. Theyāre barely ten feet from the door to the cabin when David finally speaks.
āGwen, I think Iām going to pass out.ā He chokes out, and she turns to find his face so pale heās practically grey.Ā
āShit!ā She hisses, and she effectively drags him the rest of the way shoving the doors open, desperate to get him to his bed but heās dropping like a stone the moment theyāre inside, and itās all she can do to stop his head from slamming down. His knees connect roughly with the wooden floors and she winces, knowing itāll probably bruise, but thereās bigger things to worry about at that moment.Ā
Carefully, she lowers him to the ground and props his feet up on a nearby trunk, racking her brain desperately trying to recall her first aid training. She settles on checking his airways and, once satisfied, moves to the bathroom to grab their thermometer. Itās clear enough that he has a fever, but she needs to know what sheās dealing with and now is as good a time as any to check.Ā
The thermometer is an old thing, scuffed and peeling but it works and so she gently pushes it into his ear, waiting for it to beep. 103.1ĀŗF. She sucks in a breath through her teeth. Not good.
Wasting no time, she gathers a washcloth and wets it with cold water, filling a glass at the same time. Thereās a standing fan in the corner of their cabin which she manoeuvres to point at David and turns onto the lowest setting, trying not to shock his body too much, then places the washcloth on his forehead.Ā
Slowly, David stirs, eyes blinking open, cloudy and confused but heās awake and a huge weight lifts off of her shoulders.
āDavid?ā
ā...Gwen? What- why am I on the floor?ā
A flash of irritation hits her. āBecause youāre an asshole who canāt wait two seconds to lay down in his bed and insists instead on passing out on the floor next to it.ā She scowls, but the irritation is ebbing just quickly as it peaked, being replaced by concern.
āI passed out?ā He asked, voice still slightly muddy from sleep.
āYeah,ā She sighs. āYou did. And your fever is really high, as well. You scared me.ā She admits, quietly.
Davidās face crumples with guilt, and he tries to sit up but Gwen firmly pushes him back down. āGwen, Iām sorry, I didnāt mean to-ā
āI know you didnāt David,ā Gwen placates. āItās not your fault, it's just a sucky situation. You should have said something sooner, though, David. You could have taken a break, or even taken the rest of the day off and we couldāve avoided all of this. Iād rather have to handle those kids by myself any day of the week than for you to get hurt.ā
David nods, wincing. āI know. Youāre right, I should have said something I just - I just have some things to work on.ā He replies, quiet and raw. āBut that shouldnāt affect you, Iām sorry.ā
They look at each other for a moment longer before Gwen smiles, softly. āHey, what are CBFLs for?ā She asks, nudging his shoulder, and David smiles back, touched. āAnd besides,ā she continues. āYou deal with enough of my shit, only fair I deal with some of yours. Now, think you can handle getting up and into bed? You need proper rest and Iām not letting you do it on the floor.ā
āYeah, Iām actually feeling a bit better now.ā David says.
Gwen snorts, holding out a hand to help him up. āTell me that again when youāre upright.ā
As expected, David immediately pales again the moment heās stood, but he smiles shakily and manages to get to his bed fine, so Gwen doesnāt worry too much. Once heās sitting with his back against his pillows, she hands him the glass of water and grabs some pills from her own bedside table. Dutifully, he downs them, and then lays down, damp cloth back on his forehead. Itās mid-afternoon and still light out, but Gwen just draws the curtains and turns off the light, leaving the bathroom light on with the door cracked to allow her to see without aggravating Davidās head too much.Ā
Gwen pulls her armchair over to be near Davidās bed, turning on Bob Ross with the volume almost muted, just loud enough for the manās soothing voice to reach them. Beside her, Davidās eyes are closed and his eyebrows pinched, but thereās a small smile on his face and he looks comfortable enough. For the first time all day, the feeling in her gut subsides, appeased, and she lets herself relax as well.
Two hours later, Gwen jolts awake, eyes flying around the room before settling on David, still fast asleep where sheād left him. Bob Ross is still playing idly, and she grabs the remote to turn it off. As quietly as she can, Gwen finds the thermometer and takes Davidās temperature again, breathing out slowly when it reads 100.5ĀŗF. Still a fever, but lower. Despite herself, she runs her hand through Davidās bedhead of red hair, shaking her head and then sitting back down.
She has just settled back in her chair when thereās a quiet knock at the door. Opening it reveals Max, shuffling awkwardly. āHeās okay.ā Gwen smiles softly, deciding to cut the kid some slack, knowing Max isnāt going to outright ask about David.
āPshh, I donāt care. I just came to tell you Quartermaster is doing a shit job. He taught us how to fight a deer and now heās making us wash the outside of our cabins.ā He complains, but Gwen can see a bit of relief on his face.Ā
āHm, not a bad idea. Maybe I need to get him to plan a couple of our activities next week. The cabin thing, not the deer thing.ā She clarifies, seeing Maxās face. āMaybe tomorrow you can complain to David yourself.ā
Max nods, satisfied with the knowledge that David isnāt too ill, and Gwen knew that was what heād been waiting to hear. āYeah, I will. Uh, but I should get back before Quartermaster realises Iām gone. Heās way less of a pushover than you and David.āĀ
Gwen rolls her eyes, but waves him off. āSee you tomorrow, Max.ā
brooklyn nine-nine / DC crossover except itās just Dick going on loan from Bludhaven to the 99 detective squad and everyone finds him very Weird because he grew up in Gotham and doesnāt understand fighting regular crime where thereās no possibility of a homocidal clown villain being behind it
Can't stop listening to Death on the Dance Floor by Jeremy Shada recently and imagining the team needing a distraction on a mission and Lance just busts that out.
(the team themselves are too distracted by it to actually utilise the distraction)
Can't stop listening to Death on the Dance Floor by Jeremy Shada recently and imagining the team needing a distraction on a mission and Lance just busts that out.
(the team themselves are too distracted by it to actually utilise the distraction)