with a satisfied mind.

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[enigmaticagentalice]

I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the

‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’

trope

[avainlapseni]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[jovan]

[lbibliophile]

Death comes for Minerva McGonagall.

It comes for her, as it came for her husband, so many years ago. It comes for her, as it came for her Headmaster, the price of his ambition. It comes for her, as it came for far too many of her friends and students, in one war then another.

Death comes for her.

Minerva McGonagall Looks at Death, and raises an eyebrow.

Death pauses, then nods and backs away. “We’ll call this number three then, shall we?”

She smiles as she turns back to her paperwork. There is a reason her animagus form is a cat.

[justanotherdrarryblog]

Single best thing ever in my life have I ever read about my one true babe Minnie.

[wildegreenlight]

This is the kind of Minerva McGonagall content I am here for!!

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

european children:  ØwØ whåts this

[princen-jasper]

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

[sapphic--moon]

it just occured to me that I always subconsciously thought that Stephen Hawking was going to live forever

[wellamarke]

Today my seven year old cousin said, in reference to the subject of pirates:

“It’s one of my distant likes. I still really like it when it comes up.”

And I just had to record it somewhere because I think it’s such a wise and simple way of expressing an important concept. Sometimes I feel like I’m neglecting an interest if I don’t do anything about it for a long period of time, like I can’t really say I like it if I don’t keep it up, but no, it’s just… it’s a distant like. That’s its own thing now.

She gets philosophical when in fancy dress, apparently.

[memecenterz]

[mapsontheweb]

The Literal Translation of Country Names.

More literal meaning maps >>

[brosura]

noctis: does anyone have a cell phone??  cloud: -produces a nokia flip phone- noctis, crying: WHERE ThE FUCK AM I ?!!?!

[bob-belcher]

[stabbedinthebaklava-deactivated]

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jakemorph]

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I’m just saying, when it comes to abortion and then access thereof, there is no “other side” to the argument. Either you think a woman has the right to control what goes on in/with her body, or you don’t.

[refiningpalladium]

The only argument the antis have is the religious one, AFAIK

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

which is funny because like, not everyone is a fucking fundamentalist Catholic, Karen.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

B-but everyone’s lives should revolve around MY religious beliefs!

[haiku-robot]

b-but everyone’s lives should revolve around my religious beliefs

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[emptyg1rl]

me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster