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"Welcome back.... Its not what it looks like! I wasn't waiting for you or anything!"

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@avatarof3nvy
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"Welcome back.... Its not what it looks like! I wasn't waiting for you or anything!"
Guppy, I think the kid's coming down with something. I brought out the crab snacks and he didn't want any.
He didnt want the CRAB SNACKS?! is he ok?! should i get barbatos?! or lucifer?!
His eyes look kinda cloudy too, and he hasn't been running around as much. I don't know what to do?
IM CALLING BARBATOS.
Oh, wait. His scales are flakey. He's okay!
hes SHEDDING?!
I mean, he's a snake too. Besides, he doesn't have any other symptoms.
O-oh.
....
never let me babysit
I-IZUMI?! W-WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
relax hes perfectly safe. he's napping right now in a cute axolotl onesie i got him.
I-i dont trust you...
you have every right to not trust me but i would never put a toddler in direct danger! i'm stupid, not cruel.
T-thats just as bad...
rest assured, hes perfectly fine. he's actually a pretty sweet kid. we watched ponyo together and he fell right asleep
Hmnnnn...o-okkkkk....
....
never let me babysit
I-IZUMI?! W-WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
relax hes perfectly safe. he's napping right now in a cute axolotl onesie i got him.
I-i dont trust you...
you have every right to not trust me but i would never put a toddler in direct danger! i'm stupid, not cruel.
T-thats just as bad...
....
never let me babysit
I-IZUMI?! W-WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
relax hes perfectly safe. he's napping right now in a cute axolotl onesie i got him.
I-i dont trust you...
....
never let me babysit
I-IZUMI?! W-WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
Guppy, I think the kid's coming down with something. I brought out the crab snacks and he didn't want any.
He didnt want the CRAB SNACKS?! is he ok?! should i get barbatos?! or lucifer?!
His eyes look kinda cloudy too, and he hasn't been running around as much. I don't know what to do?
IM CALLING BARBATOS.
Oh, wait. His scales are flakey. He's okay!
hes SHEDDING?!
hey did you hear? @avatarof3nvy has a kid now!
Oh? That's certainly surprising news. I'm sure Luke will be delighted to meet them, he's been quite the lonely pup since there aren't many angels around his age π€
H-hey! D-dont got spreading r-rumors! I may have a child b-but its not a big d-deal!
@adam-hazelwood
S-someone told!
Guppy, I think the kid's coming down with something. I brought out the crab snacks and he didn't want any.
He didnt want the CRAB SNACKS?! is he ok?! should i get barbatos?! or lucifer?!
His eyes look kinda cloudy too, and he hasn't been running around as much. I don't know what to do?
IM CALLING BARBATOS.
Guppy, I think the kid's coming down with something. I brought out the crab snacks and he didn't want any.
He didnt want the CRAB SNACKS?! is he ok?! should i get barbatos?! or lucifer?!
Sharp teeth Leviπ₯Ίπ€²πΎππ got the idea from @/ryok_otan on insta and oh my why is he soππΎβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ
xhwhwnrndnskddzjsakjsjdkakamd
Gotta be illegal to be that hot.
@avatarof3nvy
E-EH?! W-WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?! A-AND HOW?!
I have my ways π
._.
I can't help it, guppy, you're too perfect!
( *Β΄γ»Ο)/(οΌΠ΄οΌ )
/(γoγ)/~~
What, do you want me to stop thinking you're adorable?
N-no!
Sharp teeth Leviπ₯Ίπ€²πΎππ got the idea from @/ryok_otan on insta and oh my why is he soππΎβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ
xhwhwnrndnskddzjsakjsjdkakamd
Gotta be illegal to be that hot.
@avatarof3nvy
E-EH?! W-WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?! A-AND HOW?!
I have my ways π
._.
I can't help it, guppy, you're too perfect!
( *Β΄γ»Ο)/(οΌΠ΄οΌ )
/(γoγ)/~~
Sharp teeth Leviπ₯Ίπ€²πΎππ got the idea from @/ryok_otan on insta and oh my why is he soππΎβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ
xhwhwnrndnskddzjsakjsjdkakamd
Gotta be illegal to be that hot.
@avatarof3nvy
E-EH?! W-WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?! A-AND HOW?!
I have my ways π
._.
Sharp teeth Leviπ₯Ίπ€²πΎππ got the idea from @/ryok_otan on insta and oh my why is he soππΎβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ
xhwhwnrndnskddzjsakjsjdkakamd
Gotta be illegal to be that hot.
@avatarof3nvy
E-EH?! W-WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?! A-AND HOW?!
I take a lot of pictures when you aren't looking. They're just for me to have :3
W-was this in the mirror? D-did you take it without me s-seeing?!
._.
Sharp teeth Leviπ₯Ίπ€²πΎππ got the idea from @/ryok_otan on insta and oh my why is he soππΎβ¨οΈβ¨οΈ
xhwhwnrndnskddzjsakjsjdkakamd
Gotta be illegal to be that hot.
@avatarof3nvy
E-EH?! W-WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS?! A-AND HOW?!
(afterall, why not, why shouldnt i jump around in time)
Adam ran into the living room with a soaking wet toddler. Izumi wiggled desperately, trying to break free.
I have good news and I have bad news!
W-what in the three realms happened to you? A-and what do you mean good news and bad news??? W-what happened?!
He plopped their absolutely drenched child on Levi's lap.
Good news, he failed.
Bad news, your son figured out how to open the jellyfish tank and tried to eat one!
He tried to eat my JELLIES?! N-no! B-bad! No eating the jellyfish!
Levi was absolutely appalled, staring down at the dripping wet child in his lap who looked entirely too pleased with himself.
Adam flopped onto the couch beside his boyfriend.
Yeah, and last week he tried to jump in the koi pond at a sushi place. Umi, what are we gonna do with you?
K-keep him away from H-Henry! A-and the rest of my fish! A-and maybe my tech!
Izumi grabbed at the demon's clothes, getting them wet too.
Noooo! Wanna see fishies!
N-no! N-not until you l-learn the difference of p-pet and f-food!
Adam snickered quietly, watching as their son pouted and thrashed his tail back and forth.
Sorry, little dude, you can't eat daddy's fish.
H-hmph! D-dont eat my fish! O-or Henry!
He leaned over to kiss Levi's cheek, earning fake puking noises from Izumi.
Don't worry, guppy. I won't let him hurt your fish.
Levi's tail covered Izumi's mouth for a moment in order to keep him quiet for the kiss.
T-thanks....I-id like Henry to be around as long as possible.
The cambion chomped down on Leviathan's tail, trying to free his mouth.
Yeah, human goldfish don't live nearly this long. It's impressive.
O-OW! H-hey!
Levi pulled his tail free, giving the little one an indignant look.
N-no biting me! E-ever!
Adam scooped up Izumi and held him up.
Okay, mister, you're going in the bath. And no extra swim time, you're not being very good right now.
Y-yeah....
Izumi struggled against his father, trying to break free.
Nooo! Wanna swim! Dada!! Wanna swiiiimm!!
N-nope! You tried to eat my jellyfish. A-and then me. N-no extra s-swimming.
He whined again, still attempting to evade capture.
Dada!!! Noooooo! Lemme gooo! I be good!
N-nope! Nuh uh! N-not working!
Adam hoisted him a little higher on his hip.
Sorry, snakeling, you can't go around trying to eat your dada's pets. Or his tail.
Y-yep! N-no eating me!
20 minutes into a normally hour long bath, a very grumpy Izumi was being dragged out of the tub. Turns out, getting a sea serpent out of water is... Difficult.
Izumi! No, you have to get ou-OW! Stop biting me!
Levi moved over to help, carefully plucking Izumi up with his tail and giving him a look. Turns out the shut-in had quite the disapproving gaze...
The tiny demon went limp, dangling sadly from his tail.
Dadaaa..... Lemme goooo....
Nope. Finish the bath and go with Adam.
Adam took their son from Levi and wrapped him in a towel.
Come on, time to get dried off, snakeling.
H-hmn! Y-yeah.
He dried off Izumi and helped him into his favourite dragon onsie.
Alright little guy, it's nest time!
I am so glad we got t-that outfit....
Adam chuckled at their toddler, who was currently pretending to be a dragon, true to his outfit.
Yeah, he's so cute!
Agreed.
(afterall, why not, why shouldnt i jump around in time)
Adam ran into the living room with a soaking wet toddler. Izumi wiggled desperately, trying to break free.
I have good news and I have bad news!
W-what in the three realms happened to you? A-and what do you mean good news and bad news??? W-what happened?!
He plopped their absolutely drenched child on Levi's lap.
Good news, he failed.
Bad news, your son figured out how to open the jellyfish tank and tried to eat one!
He tried to eat my JELLIES?! N-no! B-bad! No eating the jellyfish!
Levi was absolutely appalled, staring down at the dripping wet child in his lap who looked entirely too pleased with himself.
Adam flopped onto the couch beside his boyfriend.
Yeah, and last week he tried to jump in the koi pond at a sushi place. Umi, what are we gonna do with you?
K-keep him away from H-Henry! A-and the rest of my fish! A-and maybe my tech!
Izumi grabbed at the demon's clothes, getting them wet too.
Noooo! Wanna see fishies!
N-no! N-not until you l-learn the difference of p-pet and f-food!
Adam snickered quietly, watching as their son pouted and thrashed his tail back and forth.
Sorry, little dude, you can't eat daddy's fish.
H-hmph! D-dont eat my fish! O-or Henry!
He leaned over to kiss Levi's cheek, earning fake puking noises from Izumi.
Don't worry, guppy. I won't let him hurt your fish.
Levi's tail covered Izumi's mouth for a moment in order to keep him quiet for the kiss.
T-thanks....I-id like Henry to be around as long as possible.
The cambion chomped down on Leviathan's tail, trying to free his mouth.
Yeah, human goldfish don't live nearly this long. It's impressive.
O-OW! H-hey!
Levi pulled his tail free, giving the little one an indignant look.
N-no biting me! E-ever!
Adam scooped up Izumi and held him up.
Okay, mister, you're going in the bath. And no extra swim time, you're not being very good right now.
Y-yeah....
Izumi struggled against his father, trying to break free.
Nooo! Wanna swim! Dada!! Wanna swiiiimm!!
N-nope! You tried to eat my jellyfish. A-and then me. N-no extra s-swimming.
He whined again, still attempting to evade capture.
Dada!!! Noooooo! Lemme gooo! I be good!
N-nope! Nuh uh! N-not working!
Adam hoisted him a little higher on his hip.
Sorry, snakeling, you can't go around trying to eat your dada's pets. Or his tail.
Y-yep! N-no eating me!
20 minutes into a normally hour long bath, a very grumpy Izumi was being dragged out of the tub. Turns out, getting a sea serpent out of water is... Difficult.
Izumi! No, you have to get ou-OW! Stop biting me!
Levi moved over to help, carefully plucking Izumi up with his tail and giving him a look. Turns out the shut-in had quite the disapproving gaze...
The tiny demon went limp, dangling sadly from his tail.
Dadaaa..... Lemme goooo....
Nope. Finish the bath and go with Adam.
Adam took their son from Levi and wrapped him in a towel.
Come on, time to get dried off, snakeling.
H-hmn! Y-yeah.
He dried off Izumi and helped him into his favourite dragon onsie.
Alright little guy, it's nest time!
I am so glad we got t-that outfit....