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@avemadden: soccer pro and napper extraordinaire.

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[avemadden]

avril lavigne | sk8er boi

[avemadden]

outgoing text mssg: the buff man

buffy: they're still working on getting her ready for that

buffy: they have to be careful when working with the cuts on her head, and with her head in general.

buffy: we're all in the waiting room they won't let you through.

avery: like hell those shits won't let me through

avery: i have to see her, buffy

[avemadden]

outgoing text mssg: the buff man

buffy: i know. it's hard.

buffy: but it's real aves. it's very real.

avery: i have to see her. can i see her? i need to see her

[avemadden]

@avemadden: [twitlonger]

What do I say. What do I say? I need someone to tell me what to say and what to do and I need them to remind me how to breathe because I feel like the world just fucking fell apart and all that's left is me without you because that's what hell is. I need that person to be you, Nala. I need you to be awake and I need you to be beside me smiling and laughing and holding on to me for dear life because you can barely keep yourself upright. And god. You keep me upright. You're my best friend. You're my best fucking friend and now I don't know what to do because you aren't here and I need you. We all fucking need you so please don't leave us here without you please don't leave please please please

#PrayForNala

i love you so much

[avemadden]

outgoing text mssg: the buff man

buffy: i wish i could say it was ave dog.

buffy: but she's the strongest person we know she's gonna be okay.

buffy: please do not argue with dexter if you come visit. we all know she doesn't want that.

avery: no

avery: no this isn't real don't fuck with me buffy

[avemadden]

outgoing text mssg: the buff man

avery: please tell me this is just a dream

avery: buffy what the fuck i just got the news please fucking tell me this isn't real

[avemadden]

@avemadden: early morning roadies >>>

[gtfotheo]

Not being able to sleep when you’re tired is my least favorite feeling. Like, I’m drained and exhausted, but yet I’m wide awake. Oh, well. Time for coffee.

[avemadden]

Ahhhh, coffee. Caffeine is as addicting as nicotine, my friend.

[avemadden]

@avemadden: i would very much like to sleep until soccer season comes back around thank you

[ayenala]

That’s a lot of kisses Aves. I don’t know how you can do that all in one night. 

[avemadden]

I'm a bundle of endless energy who's got lots and lots of kisses and snuggles to make up for thanks to his hiatus from Hollywood for the past week. What can I say.

[gtfotheo]

Oh, I’m well aware of your twitter fights, especially the one from the other night. That was lovely. You basically just said everything I know when it comes to soccer. Sports aren’t my area of expertise, but hey, I could school you all day on reading music.

[avemadden]

It's 'cause I'm a beast at making my mortal enemies look like incompetent idiots via social networking sites. You're welcome. But, anyways--nah, there's a reason I'm not in that line of work. It's boring and I'd much rather save my voice for talking and yelling at jackasses on my team. Your job is not my kind of apple.

[okdunbar]

I’m not sure what the hell you’re talking about, but it sounds alright. I was just gonna learn so when people ask, “Do you have any talents other than baseball?”, I can be like, “Oh, I’m pretty skilled at the art of origami.”

[avemadden]

I'm not sure whether to be mildly disappointed in you or frustratingly amused, so I'll totally not dwell on the fact you haven't seen the best movie of all eternity and instead ask you to make me an origami lion. Since you're skilled at the art and...stuff.

[avemadden]

@avemadden: i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

[gtfotheo]

That’s true… As long as I’m not right smack dab in the middle of all the drama, I guess it’s entertaining to watch from the side. Twitter fights are my favorite, to be honest.

[avemadden]

Twitter fights are my forte. My line of excellence. The reason I am well known to you starlets second to my awe-inspiring career in kicking a ball back and forth. It's so pointless it's fun.

[ayenala]

My day was made more eventful than it needed to be, and I ran on four hours of sleep — I’m impressed with myself.

[ayenala]

[avemadden]

Naaaala, c'mere, you, and let me give you five hundred and one kisses. I'm even more impressed with you. The most impressed, even.

[okdunbar]

Some random lady came up to me today and was like, “Here’s this book, I really hope it soothes you, and here’s a number for a great anger management program.” She gave me a fucking origami book.

[avemadden]

Dude, origami is damn cool. You could build your own paper swan and reenact that scene in Billy Madison. You know the one-- stop looking at me, swan. Yeah.

[ayenala]

@NalaaaaTrevino: I miss @avemadden to hell and back. 

[avemadden]

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