Up in His Nest

Oh, hello. Name's Hawkeye, but you can just call me Barton. I'm part of the Avengers Initiative implemented by S.H.I.E.L.D director Nick Fury, committed to saving the world from the threats humans aren't prepared to deal with yet. (Part of Avengers Heroes RP) (Need to talk to me in private? Shoot me a message and I'll work something out with you.)

[avengerhawkeye]

(Thinking about turning one of my inactive blogs into a SHIELD agent account or something.)

[memosfromfury]

[Submitted by: antonomasia09

Agent Barton has not seen me dance the Macarena. If he claims that he has, he is lying.]

[avengerhawkeye]

Suuuure, Director. Sure.

[memosfromfury]

[Submitted by: dwrath

Agents are now responsible for the cost of any therapy sessions Mr. Parker may require from listening to your tales of drunken debauchery. This includes any recent ‘adventures’ that a certain team may have had in Bangkok.]

[avengerhawkeye]

FOR THE LAST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED!

[avengerhawkeye]

Of course not. Protocol gets people killed more often than not.

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

No, protocol keeps things organized and people alive. Clint, why can’t you just do as your told?

[avengerhawkeye]

*sighs*

Where's the fun in that?

[avengerhawkeye]

JARViS has told me you requested time off. Request for week hiatus granted. Enjoy your vacation agent.

My thanks, Director.

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

Monaco is nice so far, though I’m not sure how I feel about Fury forcing me onto vacation. At least there’s a few things for me to do here…taking out the trash-wise. 

/suddenly a ping from her laptop/

…Clint’s….here….?

[avengerhawkeye]

RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

/SHOOTING THE WINDOW/

You were supposed to use the door B(

And you were supposed to call ahead B(

Do you ever follow protocol?

[avengerhawkeye]

Of course not. Protocol gets people killed more often than not.

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

Monaco is nice so far, though I’m not sure how I feel about Fury forcing me onto vacation. At least there’s a few things for me to do here…taking out the trash-wise. 

/suddenly a ping from her laptop/

…Clint’s….here….?

[avengerhawkeye]

RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.

[avengerhawkeye]

I have faked my death in eight countries now.

...I can still make a hundred by the end of the year.

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

/gathers up her things and heads to the airport/

/leaves a note on the fridge for the others/

“Heading to Monaco. Will call when I’m at my hotel.”

[doeshaveaheart]

/can prance around with boxers again

/WOHOO

[avengerhawkeye]

*smacks in the back of the head*

[avengerhawkeye]

(I really need to stop neglecting poor Hawkeye.)

[avengerhawkeye]

venom-the-bro-avenger started following you

*watches with interest*

[avengerhawkeye]

crazysouthernbelle started following you

I come back and there's new agents already? Certainly doesn't take long anymore.

[avengerhawkeye]

Avengers and their Pokemon teams (originally by FerioWind on deviantart/tumblr)

[jlossel]

Avengers butts iPhone/iPod wallpapers with bonus Spider-Man.

[ottoman-janissary]

Small notice

Anon is OFF until further notice. A few of my friends (and friends of friends) are being attacked by anons for no reason whatsoever. I’m tired of the drama it’s causing. I’m tired of hearing about my friends being attacked because of the choices they’re making in their RPs. Hateful anons, the only ones you’re making look like an idiot are yourselves. If you’ve nothing nice to say, then keep your mouth shut.

And I’m through being nice and allowing any and everyone to send me messages. If you’ve something to say to me, you can face me directly and not hide behind a mask.

[ahgeoff-deactivated20180315]

HAWKEYE : FUCK YOU

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

Clint, please be professional. We have standards to uphold.

[avengerhawkeye]

My apologies, but I simply could not resist.

[whileothersreap-blog]

DISNEY PRINCESS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

hehhehehhhh inspired from those gif sets with steve and sleeping beauty

ariel - thor belle - tony/iron man snow white - nick fury aurora/sleeping beauty - steve rogers/cpt america cinderella - dr. bruce banner/the incredible hulk mulan - hawkeye jasmine -  black widow esmeralda - agent phil coulson tiana - agent maria hill

and none for loki laufeyson bye