The Suit and I are one

Tony Stark account for AvengersHereoesRp

[doeshaveaheart]

OOC: Hey guys, so as you know I got into university. It's stealing my life away like fuckin literally. I'm sorry ;v; but expect a post by the weekend.

[doeshaveaheart]

[07:56:03 PM] Stubbie: omg Brucie bby, I wanna hug him

[07:56:23 PM] Stubbie: then shoot him to space

[07:56:56 PM] Miranda Yu: nice

[07:57:11 PM] Miranda Yu: I'll return and make you fight gladiator style

[07:57:20 PM] Miranda Yu: did you know that Reed Richards beat you

[07:57:22 PM] Miranda Yu: ha ha

[07:57:56 PM] Stubbie: did you know your girlfriend likes non-green dicks

[07:57:57 PM] Stubbie: ha

[07:58:41 PM] Miranda Yu: Did you know your girlfriend liked your driver better than you

[07:58:42 PM] Miranda Yu: ha

[07:59:26 PM] Stubbie: Id say something about Steve

[07:59:31 PM] Stubbie: but he's too good to be slut shamed

[08:00:29 PM] Miranda Yu: ikr

[08:00:36 PM] Miranda Yu: leave Steve out of this cos we love him

[stubbie]

My friend, Miri, is a very talented writer ;v;. Her AU is very interesting and definitely deserves to be checked out. I recommend this fic.

Don’t worry there will be more chapters to come.

WARNING: FEEL INDUCING

[doeshaveaheart]

( Go read this shit it's awesome yo )

[captaingalaga]

I’ve got the weirdest boner right now

you’re welcome

[eyepatchedfury-deactivated20130]

Uh huh, now then, would you like to tell me what is keeping you so busy Stark?

[doeshaveaheart]

I'm busy trying to peel my ass off that chair, I am yet to succeed.

[eyepatchedfury-deactivated20130]

TO ALL S.H.I.E.L.D AGENTS

I have been informed by the Human Resource Department that I come off as a bit too intimidating and I have been showing the wrong attitude towards my employees. So, by their request, to boost employee morale I am being forced to have the option to send out a “friendly” memo to all of my agents with words of encouragement and to tell them how good of a job they’re doing. So agents, expect something on your dashboards bulletin boards soon.

- Nick Fury

DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D

[doeshaveaheart]

You can skip Steve's, his ego's inflated without that alright.

[doeshaveaheart]

eyepatchedfury started following you

Unless it’s “get your ass into that suit, Stark, New york’s under attack” I’m busy.

[eyepatchedfury-deactivated20130]

Well a good afternoon to you too Stark.

[doeshaveaheart]

/is now kind of ashamed of himself, sly smile/ Afternoon, director.

[doeshaveaheart]

eyepatchedfury started following you

Unless it's "get your ass into that suit, Stark, New york's under attack" I'm busy.

[doeshaveaheart]

wolfmanlogan started following you

As the avengers we all agreed on a new set of rules since you've last been here. One, all members are to shower at least once a day. Two, members must wear deodorant at all times.

Good to have you back, Logan.

[doeshaveaheart]

[09:14:46 PM] Miranda Yu: { I NEED TO SHOWER BUT I'LL BRB

[09:14:50 PM] Miranda Yu: { WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE

[09:14:57 PM] Miranda Yu: { WORK OUT YOUR SEXUAL TENSION

[09:15:17 PM] Stubbie: BECAUSE I TSUN )

[09:15:21 PM] Stubbie: TSUNNING RUNS IN MY BLOOD)

[09:16:38 PM] Miranda Yu: WELL TSUN AT STEVE NOW }

[09:16:41 PM] Miranda Yu: { SET READY GO

[09:16:44 PM] Miranda Yu: { i'll brb

[09:17:22 PM] Stubbie: ./hugs Steve, yells at him when he hugs back because he's a baka, hmph/

[09:20:53 PM] Kaitlynn Rivas: *yaay hugs bac--omg why are you yelling at me you psycho*

[doeshaveaheart]

[06:18:03 PM] Stubbie: Rogers.

[06:26:11 PM] Kaitlynn Rivas: Stark.

[06:26:27 PM] Stubbie: Jarvis.

[06:26:29 PM] Stubbie: "Sir."

[06:27:07 PM] Kaitlynn Rivas: Bambino.

[06:27:16 PM] Kaitlynn Rivas: *dog barks*

[me-and-the-other-guy-blog]

doeshaveaheart replied to your post: doeshaveaheart replied to your post: *dusts the…

/hogs the popcorn C:

Been starved lately, Mr. Stark? *quirks a brow, smiling a bit, grabbing the remote to turn up the volume*

[doeshaveaheart]

From your affection, yes. /manages a smirk even with a mouthful/

[thefirstavengersteve-blog]

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doeshaveaheart replied to your post: /texts Steve/ This is an official virus, to uninstall please visit Tony Stark. Preferably naked.

Virus download: 65%

*laughs*

“Could the virus wait a sec?  I need to shower.”

[doeshaveaheart]

/smiling stupidly at his phone/

"This virus will pause with the download if you video call"

[me-and-the-other-guy-blog]

thefirstavengersteve replied to your post: doeshaveaheart replied to your post: *dusts the…

*casually drapes an arm on the back of the couch and takes a bit of popcorn* What’s Star Trek?

*gives him a huge-and-googly-eyed, scandalized look* You haven’t got around to watch Star Trek?

*turns to Tony* You haven’t taken the time to show him?

*makes a soft whimper of distress and betrayal and launches into a heartfelt speech about Star Trek and how perfect and flawless it is*

[doeshaveaheart]

His mouth is far more distracting than that of Spock's, Bruce. /casually shrugs and listens tentatively to Bruce's fan ramble/

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

Monaco is nice so far, though I’m not sure how I feel about Fury forcing me onto vacation. At least there’s a few things for me to do here…taking out the trash-wise. 

/suddenly a ping from her laptop/

…Clint’s….here….?

[doeshaveaheart]

Well, he'd been gone for weeks alright.

[orb02]

Extra:

and Tony Stark:

From (x)

I just.. can’t draw them normally. o<—<  

[blackestofwidows-deactivated201]

/gathers up her things and heads to the airport/

/leaves a note on the fridge for the others/

“Heading to Monaco. Will call when I’m at my hotel.”

[doeshaveaheart]

/can prance around with boxers again

/WOHOO