[devinemist]

[sundayniche]

nothing screams girlhood more than reading fanfics late at night in bed

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Otps/Pairings: Gilbert Blythe & Anne Shirley-Cuthbert (Anne With An E) “Tragical romance and all? Remains to be seen."

[liliantheswordfighter]

How to tell you've met the love of your life:

A girl hits you on the head with a slate because she told you she's not talking to you, so you decide to be a little a prick and ignore that and pull her hair and call her carrots.

[longlostx11]

All of us.

[sipofchai]

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

a landing page for Sperm Donor Fic, a.k.a. a Ryland Grace/Reader drabble that sprouted legs and became a three-part series. ao3 link here, tumblr links below.

Part 1: Scrambled: You fell head over heels for Ryland Grace when you were twelve and he was thirteen. You let him break your heart when you were eighteen and he was nineteen (and an asshole). Now you're thirty-four. Now you're single, and determined to stay that way. Now you know better than to expect anything more from him than friendship, and advice, and maybe some sperm while you're at it?

Part 2: Shirred: When he was thirteen, Ryland made you a promise. At nineteen, he fulfilled it. You sort of wished he hadn't. At thirty-four, you've made yourself a promise. You are trying very hard to keep it. You really wish you weren't.

Part 3: ?

The original drabble/concept: "deciding you're sick of dating and just want to do the single mom thing, except sperm is expensive (and you're slightly terrified at the idea of not knowing the person whose dna you're about to combine with yours) so you ask your longtime friend and crush ryland grace if he'll donate. and instead if saying no he makes a joke about what, with a turkey baster? and you joke back, sure. or the old fashioned way, to which he replies that he's always been a sucker for tradition, and this goes on for a little bit until you realize maybe neither of you is joking anymore."

[puppyboydominatrix]

“hail mary full of grace” this “hail mary full of grace” that, when is it my turn to be full of grace

[sugar-petals]

the internet's reactions to he-man are frying me 😭 nicholas galitzine for sexiest gay straight man alive asap. #happypride

bonus 'istg hollywood' vent for those who follow the topic: since masters of the universe only made around 80m (!) with an utterly perverse 200m+ budget, someone aptly tweeted they marketed the film to the wrong aka 'pronouns make the world end!!' crowd and it's so obvious 💀 movie companies have lost the plot. cockblocking all the fun and wasting resources like crazy wtf we can't do this anymore. the og 1987 movie only needed 22 million to make a wholesome cult classic with a hot hero, what are we doing. because e.g. what do you mean adam driver made his own star wars movie fanfic plot and disney rejected it even if everyone screams they will pay to see it ten times in a row. what do you mean they wanted to cover up nicholas galitzine and he had to say no the point of he-man is he's naked and a parody of masculinity that appeals to bisexuals like even with jared leto's evil russell brand-ish ass involved how could you land nicholas galitzine with the manosphere/republican/incel/grifter/conservative/male supremacy/tin foil hat demographic 😭 one tweet said that they would be printing money - instead of the moana slop making billions - if they advertised it to a wide lgbt and straight female audience because on paper this has all the right ingredients as we see above. why is no one turning up to see it when the campaign has been wide-spread and we haven't had any he-man material in cinemas for ages. plus so many actors are chopped or meh while nicholas is perfect eye candy for everyone. i get why they wanted to appeal to the muscle gym folk but why do they want to make galitzine palatable to anti-woke people who aren't exactly famous for liking vocally pro-gay actors or going barbenheimer mode, literally as we saw with the sydney sweeney boxing movie flop. and he-man is by mattel, you NEED to pull the barbenheimer fans. golden opportunity and missed cultural moment. he-man's thighs looking great is all we have now i guess (the tables have turned, amazon mgm wanted maga to love this as an alpha male thing, now it's women, gays and bis objectifying a silly little blonde man with a short twirling skirt on twitter i'm crying)

bonus meme: the immaculate pronoun/foreshadowing joke going over their head 😭

[nickygalitzine]

💪🏻💪🏻

[bullet-prooflove]

Tumblr Blog Termination Warning – FOR WRITERS WITH TAGLISTS!

Yesterday my entire blog was terminated TWICE without warning by Tumblr while I was tagging the folks in my Pope taglist in the comments. There was no warning, no email. I just hit 'enter' and boom I got the termination notice.

Almost 10k followers and thousands of fics gone in an instant.

I raised a ticket and an hour later the blog was reactivated. There was no info about what I did wrong but an email that said, it’s been reactivated. I still didn't have one that told me why I had been terminated. Two mins later I went back to the taglist and picked up where I left off with the Pope taglist and immediately, as soon as I clicked 'enter' it happened again.

So, I raised another ticket.  

It’s my belief that they’ve activated a bot to stop scammers from tagging loads of folks in those ‘send me money for fake charity’ posts they do, and unfortunately if you have a big taglist you’ll fall into that net too.

I’m not sure how this effects people who put their taglists in the actual post, but I imagine they’ll also be cracking down on that at some point if scammers start to use that method.

I just wanted to make everyone aware so that what happened to me doesn’t happen to other people.

[thislilmindofmine]

Genuinely what is wrong with him?

I love him :)

[blignick]

[jakewearys]

[animentality]

[xwhatilovethemost]

School spirits being the only show where the straight couple is doomed and I respect them for it

[hotdocsandcowboys]

Noticing a lot of “lurker” blogs that have no profile picture, no blog title, and maybe like one post reblogged onto them, and yet they interact with fics and even put requests into ship/X-Reader tags…

I’m assuming you are all completely new at Tumblr BUT if you’re an actual person running those, you look like a Bot right now. I haven’t blocked any yet and I don’t want to but you need engage with the site the way it was meant to be used or fic authors will assume you’re not real and will block you to keep spam away.

MAKE A BLOG TITLE. Don’t leave your blog as “Untitled”. Pick a damn profile picture. Google a pic of your favorite character and slap it in there.

Most importantly: REBLOG POSTS. Just go down tags of your favorite characters/shows and reblog every gif set/picture set that you see. Also reblog the fics!!!! PUT TAGS ON YOUR POSTS!!!! You can tag names of shows/people, or just put a funny comment about what you read in there.

Tumblr is not meant to be a lurker site. This is a site meant for creativity and community. You don’t have to talk to people or make your own things if you don’t want to, but you HAVE to spread the creativity.

Example of a blog that looks like a BOT:

[pretty-random-writer]

OH i know dada…