Tony: [on the phone] Where are you?
Peter: [also on the phone] I’m waiting for the subway
Tony: Well hurry up
Peter: [panicking] I don’t know how to wait any faster???

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Tony: [on the phone] Where are you?
Peter: [also on the phone] I’m waiting for the subway
Tony: Well hurry up
Peter: [panicking] I don’t know how to wait any faster???
Peter: I want the bad guys to tremble when they see me coming Tony: Yeah and I want a fresh cup of coffee, but only one of these is actually gonna happen Peter, affronted: I can be intimidating when I want to be. Tony: Sure. Like a newborn bunny Peter: You’re mean Tony: And you’re adorable- now go get me that coffee
Peter: Why do you carry a bag of trail mix in your car, Mr. Stark?
Tony: For emergencies.
Peter: Like what kind of emergencies?
Tony: Like when you forget to eat because you're too busy with whatever shit teenagers do, and I have to make sure you don't pass out.
Peter: Oh. Thanks?
Incorrect Quotes
Tony: Peter, why did I get a call from the principal?
Peter: I may have... overestimated how much webbing was in my shooter.
Tony: So the fire alarm going off?
Peter: Was an unfortunate side effect of my... creativity?
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Tony: I'm proud of you, kid.
Peter: Really?
Tony: Yeah. Against all odds, you managed to stay out of trouble for a full two days. That's a new record.
Peter: I'll take that as a compliment.
Incorrect Quotes
Tony:Promise me you won’t do anything stupid.
Peter:Define'stupid'
Tony:Anything Clint suggested.
Peter:Noted
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Tony:Kid, you need to be more confident.
Peter:But what if I mess up?
Tony:Then you mess up! And I swoop in and fix it. That’s called teamwork.
Irondad Prompt #219:
Tony: Pep and I are thinking of having a third kid. What do you think?
Peter: Third?? Who’s the second?
Tony: Morgan??
Peter: Then who’s the first??
Tony:
Tony: You!!
Peter: Grandpa!
Tony: what where
May: you don't have-
Fury, wearing a knitted sweater and scarf: me
Fury: I'm grandpa fury
Tony:
May:
May: I'm not even going to ask how that happened
The avengers watching a film in the tower:
Peter, seeing somebody get hit by a train on screen: ha! Been there done that- not as fun as it looks.
Tony, barely listening: uh-huh
The other avengers, all looking at peter: ..
Tony, launching off the couch: yOU WHAT?
Tony and Howard having that one conversation that goes “i hope you get cursed with having a child just like you so you can see how much I struggled”
And then Peter turns to be JUST LIKE HIM, in all the best ways, he is just a mini version of Tony. And Tony's like "wow,,, he lied!" because Peter is the easiest person to love.
Main drawing for my next comic (posting in two segments bc it’s too long for a single post)
Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!
Appendix
Summary: Peter is feeling sick during movie night and after originally deciding not to tell Tony the information comes out either way. Unfortunately, we're not dealing with the basic stomach flu
Sicktember prompts:
5. Rogue Organ (tonsils, spleen, appendix, gall bladder ect…)
12. “You’re not fine, you’re throwing up/coughing up a lung”
14. Clean Sheets/Fresh Pajamas
Word count: 1609
Warnings: vomiting (not extreme though)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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There was nothing wrong with him. He was fine. The constant ache that had settled in his stomach was just an inconvenience. A mild discomfort at best. He could handle it and finish movie night with Mr. Stark. Peter just had to sit through another 40 minutes, and he’d have a free pass.
Mr. Stark was already giving him worried glances ever since he’d declined dessert—a rare event. The excuse of being full from dinner was weak, at best. Quoting Mr. Stark, Peter was never not hungry. Except tonight, when his stomach was aching, and he was swallowing the feeling of nausea.
[Y/N’s phone starts ringing]
Pietro, looking to see who’s calling: HA! You still call your mom “Mommy”?
Y/N, answers call: Hey Wanda.
Pietro: [chokes on drink]
Hoodie thief
Summary: Y/n is sick (although she won't admit it) and steals Bucky’s hoodie. He wants it back. No can do. Let's argue about breakfast food instead?
Prompts used:
7. Borrowed Hoodie
15.” Who decided __is ‘sick person food?”
25. Summer flu
Word count: 1028
Warnings: none
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Sweltering hot temperatures all week long. That’s what the weather app said. That’s what everyone was warning against. Drink plenty of fluids. Sunscreen. Stay inside. All the usual warnings for a normal temperature spike. So why exactly was Y/n shivering like crazy wrapped in one of her thickest blankets?
She wasn’t completely sure, just that the sun was shining through her bedroom window in greeting, and she was in no mood to stand up. Or get out of her blanket burrito. But all that said, her stomach had a dull ache that she was blaming on hunger, meaning she had to eat something.
Fevered confessions
Summary: Y/n is sick and goes to Bucky’s room for some comfort
Sicktember prompts used:
1. I’m not hungover, I’m just sick”
Alts 2. “I didn’t mean to wake you up.”
Word count: 1014
Warnings: none
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Y/n stumbled down the hallway, leaning heavily against the wall in an attempt to catch her breath. Soft pants echoed around the hall as she squeezed her eyes shut, trying unsuccessfully to stop the pounding in her head.
Her muscles ached pathetically as she took another step forward, swaying slightly when she inched away from the wall. She raised her hand, missing the door by a few inches on her first try. She breathed out through her mouth in frustration, trying to focus her vision back into a single view. She touched the wood this time, knocking on the door. A voice floated towards her, meeting her in an embrace of comfort.
Requests are Open!
Hey everyone! I just realized I never officially put out there that I’m accepting requests, so here it is! I'm open to writing basically anything you guys want. Just a heads up, I might need to put some requests on hold while I catch up on the MCU (still working my way through all the films), but I’m especially comfortable with Irondad and Spiderson. I'd also love to write a reader-insert one if that's what you're into!
If you send in a request and I’m not comfortable writing it or don’t think I can do it justice, I’ll let you know why and help clear up any confusion.
Looking forward to your ideas!
I can't do anything from x-mem or deadpool yet
Marvel Week 16th-22nd September
Made in collaboration with @steponmeyosano
Rules, other information, and written out prompts under the cut