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Stephanie/Steph | she/her | lesbian | 24 | latina | my main blog: @stephanieromanoff

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HI EVERYONE

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Incorrect quotes with reader insert will always be gender neutral.

Incorrect quotes with romantic pairings with reader insert will always be with female characters.

If you have any ideas of incorrect quotes please send them in through “submit a post” and tag the source of the quote! *I won’t post if you send through the asks.

I’m trying to do some incorrect quotes with characters who aren’t officially in the MCU yet but I usually don’t do it since I don’t really know their personality.

As said in my bio, my main blog is @stephanieromanoff I also have @stephanieromanoffnsfw (18+ please) and @redheadbigshoes (I just ramble about my lesbianism)

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#stephanie answers - All my asks

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#stephanie talks - just things I post to vent or anything like that

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Carol: I am made of sarcasm and homosexuality.

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Agatha: Here’s some advice.

Billy: I didn’t ask for any.

Agatha: Too bad. I’m stuck with my thoughts and you’re the only one who talks to me.

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Scott: Aren’t you gay?

Carol: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Agatha: You’re right.

Jennifer: That’s… That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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[Talking about Tony’s kid gender reveal party]

Tony: It will be pink if it’s a girl and hot pink if it’s a boy.

Carol, smirking: And flannel if it’s a lesbian?

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Alice: I know nobody asked for my advice…

Agatha: Yet you’re talking.

Alice: … but I agree with Agatha.

Agatha: Let’s hear her out.

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Carol: The French have given us many good things.

Kate: French toast.

Sam: French fries.

Yelena: The guillotine.

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Agatha: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.

Rio: Yeah, I heard the moaning.

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Carol: You’re late again.

Yelena: Listen, I wasn’t even going to show up today, so don’t even start.

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Jennifer, to Agatha: So, what’s going on between you and Rio? I’m sensing some tension.

Jennifer, later, to Lilia: I didn’t sense any tension, I just wanted some drama and I figured Agatha and Rio were a good start.

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Y/N: Hey Carol, wanna have some food that my mom made?

Carol: Yeah sure! What is it?

Y/N, sitting on top of the table in front of Carol: Me.

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Alice: I think Agatha was right.

Jennifer: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say “I told you so”.

Billy: She wouldn’t do that.

Agatha: You’re right, Billy. I would never do that.

Agatha: [turns around, shirt she’s wearing says “Tony told you so” on the back]

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Y/N: Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.

Carol: … That’s a cheeto.

Y/N:

Y/N: Oh.

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Yelena: You're an idiot!

Kate: You mispronounced 'genius'.

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Ben: Johnny, how do you feel about cats?

Johnny: Loved it. Saw it nine times on Broadway. Very clever show, but a little expensive. The most I’ve ever paid to see a pussy dance.

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Bucky: Why are you sleeping on the couch? What’s wrong with your room?

Sam: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE!