Incorrect Marvel Quotes

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Tony: You need to stop doing weird shit to cope with stress, go outside or something

Peter: I went to the park today

Tony: Great! I hope you got something from that

Peter: [opening his coat] this duck

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Peter: [looking at apartment ads]

Peter: What about this one?

Tony: Kid, that says ‘five floors, one in each room’

Peter: What else could you need?

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Tony: How would you describe yourself?

Peter: Verbally

Peter: But I’ve also prepared an interpretive dance-

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Tony: We need someone to go undercover in the middle school

Peter: I’ll do it, with the right hat, I can pass for 13

Tony: I don’t think so

Peter: Well how about I get you a pair of platform shoes and you can pass for 12-

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Peter: This is for my earthquake survival kit

Tony: We don’t get earthquakes

Peter: That’s what everyone says until they wake up to their kitchen across the street-

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Peter: I can’t do Saturday, I’m going to a Bar Mitzvah

Tony: You seem to care a lot about it considering you thought Hanukkah was Han Solo and Chewbacca’s baby

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Rhodey: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail

Tony: No, it was my fault. I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to play a prank on Peter

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Tony: Is it true you once spent 2 days in the trunk of Peter’s car trying to scare him?

Harley: No

Harley:

Harley: It was 4

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Tony: Peter, I need you to tell me the truth

Peter: Of course

Tony: Did you go after that bad guy after I specifically told you not to?

Peter:

Peter: Dare

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Tony: That’s a cool rock

Peter: Thanks, MJ gave it to me

MJ: I threw it at you

Peter: She’s basically in love with me

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Tony: [looking at Steve] I can fix him

Bruce: You’re literally worse

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Peter: Someone threw a snowcone at me today

Peter: Hit me right in the face

Peter: I thought I hit a rainbow it was terrifying

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Tony: [on the phone] Where are you?

Peter: [also on the phone] I’m waiting for the subway

Tony: Well hurry up

Peter: [panicking] I don’t know how to wait any faster???

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Tony: Kid! Why aren’t you in school?!

Peter: Have you seen the weather out there? If it’s raining outside, me and the old man be snoring inside, okay?

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Peter: I wanna play football with her

Tony: Pete, she’s two days old

Harley: She can be the ball

Pepper: Remind me to never leave her alone with you two