the greatest pretenders.

remember kids, if you don't sin then jesus died for nothing.

[eurasiangirlfriend]

[no-chill-at-all]

[thats-so-2000s]

paris hilton at hollywood gay pride (june 2005)

[whitepeopletwitter]

Drinking

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[catchymemes]

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

[obvioususername]

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

[s-gellar]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[marsh-madness-deactivated201402]

how i met your mother, the comedy.

[w0ahcam]

[ash-ofpallet]

[aristidastricta]

Me when I can’t hear what someone’s saying but I don’t want to ask them to repeat it

[average-expectations]

voldemort: harry potter is dead!

neville: it doesn't matter that harry's gone

harry: (wow rude thanks a lot neville)

neville: people die every day!

harry: (i would care if u died)

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

[totallyriddikulus]

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

[uptional]

[thebestoftumbling]