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redsatinsheets

the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao

willow

my new year’s resolution is to stop

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

*ernest hemingway shaking dice at a casino* come on, daddy needs a new pair of baby shoes, never worn

popsonnet

kokainekouture

…he never replied 😕

sunrisingtarot

fav drag

dookiediamonds-deactivated20200

FUCK

onlytwitterpics

beyonslayed

Booooooy

diet-dr-shasta-phd-deactivated2

you get that steering column on the correct side right now you dirty britbong

loremerchant

thexfiles

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

permanentrose

Today’s Inktober prompt: Characters from any cartoon series swapping animation design with characters from another cartoon series, and they’re all terrified (or at the very least, miffed) about it

(Deviated slightly from the prompt since Disney movies aren’t technically a cartoon series, but I kept imagining a miffed Louise Belcher drawn in Disney style and this idea was born)

thatsthat24

HOLY… SHMOKES…

redsatinsheets

the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao

nevver

William Powhida, “The Names of Drumpf”

thegirlwhocrieswolf

Happy Halloween! 🎃

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My NEW book Memories is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!