Hold every memory as you go...

Avery Carson Bennett Rose Oh, look guys! I still have one of these! Damn... Well, looks like it's time for an update. Avery Carson here, back home in Salem and almost ready to leave again already. This thing is how many years old and I still have no idea what to put here... Twenty-One || College Grad || Hot Mess

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jackapierce:

He has a Hawkeye one with the symbol on it, I got it online for him after he picked it by pointing and shouting a lot till I agreed. I brownbagged it before and after we moved to Salem, it was a lot easier than committing to one lunch box for me. Okay, as long as I get the most endless love it’s okay.

Nice choice, Gideon! I dig his negotiation skills too. I found this old Disney one that looks like a school bus with a bunch of classic characters sticking their heads out the windows and waving bye to Mickey Mouse and shit. It was too perfect, I couldn’t pass it up. Do you still have trouble committing, Jack?

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sammyevanswbh:

Are… you okay? I mean it’s good the doctor gave you the all clear but you don’t look too happy.

Aw, don’t worry, sweets. Everything is fine. I think I’m just too exhausted to be happy is all. So don’t you worry, Sammy. Maybe after some much needed rest this weekend I’ll be back to my happy-go-lucky self.

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jackapierce:

I got Gideon a new lunchbox for school and that’s honestly what he’s most excited about.  Oh yeah, sometimes he asks for them just when I say no to sweets. Yeah, my mom went all herbal for when she was pregnant with me and Britt, said it was a lot healthier to be natural. Aw, so it’s not exclusive? I’m sad now.

Ooh! What kind? Is it weird that I’m excited for him? New lunchboxes are always the best. Even I got a new one! Which I probably shouldn’t admit to. I’m going to admit to still having all the ones from when I was his age and up too. I pretty much have a collection. That made me laugh. He’s a sneaky one, isn’t he? Well hey, what works works, right? You’re the one who told me so you get the most endless love, silly. No being sad!

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jackapierce:

I have some you can have until you buy your own, if you want. I keep them around encase I get the flu or Gideon gets sick. They’re normally a pregnancy thing but my mom introduced me to them when I got sick once and it helped. I’ll accept this time endless love, Avery Rose.

You’re so good to me. I have to go do errands today to get ready for school next week anyways though, so I’ll just pick some up then. Thank you though. That’s smart thinking. I’m sure he likes those more than taking that Bubblegum medicine we used to have to take when we were his age. Oh, they are? I didn’t know that; I guess that makes sense though. Your mom gets my endless love too now though for introducing them to you! Yay for endless love! 

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jackapierce:

…..So Meryl Streep as a witch. Also I saw you mention anti-nausea pills to Kurt and I figured I’d let you know that ginger lollipops are more fun if you feel sick, but that’s just me. Plus they taste good so.

Yes, exactly! Meryl Streep from Into The Woods. Ooh, I like lollipops! I didn’t know they made ginger ones, because I lived off of ginger ale before I got these things and lollipops are so much better than that stuff. Seriously tasted like metal in my mouth. I’m going to go search for some today. If they work, I’m going to love you until the end of time, Jack Pierce.

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jackapierce:

You don’t make a great actor, Avery..No offense.

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Jack? I’m like, the Meryl Streep of Salem! 

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kurt-alexander:

You don’t sound too convinced?

Oh, no. They convinced me, so don’t you worry, sweets. They gave me more anti-nausea medicine just in case and advise me of some good vitamins and stuff to take to make sure I stay healthy.

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Yippy...

Went to my check-up. Doctor gave me the all clear, I’m good to go and as healthy as a horse. Everything is normal. Yay.

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@averycarson: I can't feel my head or legs. #fuckingbouncehouse

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Some people...

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sammyevanswbh:

Wow, that’s some serious not liking right there. Never change, A, never change. I guess not, but he did so it’s not like I can actually do anything about it now. Yeah, that’s.. a bit weird, but I guess I could give it a go. At least I’ve got the hot water for it now, hey? I don’t wike it much either, believe it or not.

Sigh. I wouldn’t know where to start. Does he work with you or something? ‘cause I’ll go to your work and I can do something and you won’t get in trouble for it! Nothing to lose by trying, right? Yes! Thank goodness! That also made me giggle while I was mad at that person and now I’m all jumbled. I believe it, I’m sorry. Is it hurting any less?

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carrievans:

Yeah, I guess you’re right. I could still probably name everyone who was in my freshman year homeroom class, which is pretty disturbing. But thanks, Av! Good to be home, even though I was pretty eager to leave in the first place. Distance makes the heart grow fonder or whatever it is they say, right?

I could probably do the same thing. Hell, I could probably do the same thing for Finn’s and Marley’s. The joys of small town livin’, right? You weren’t the only one. I’m still glad you’re back though. I’ve been going back in forth about whether or not I like being home and the familiar faces definitely make it better. That’s how it goes, yeah, and I’m pretty sure you went the farthest. Must be like a culture shock all over again coming back here.

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Some people...

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sammyevanswbh:

Some guy at work hit me because his boyfriend got too close. Ice i can do, but how do I do the heat side of it? I haven’t got any heat patches or anything, and can you even put those over your eye?! I’m fine, sweetheart. It just hurts.

I literally just growled under my breathe and said “I don’t wike it.” I swear, my maturity level hasn’t gone up since fifth grade. Anyways! Something like that is no reason to hit someone. Oh! Just a warm wash rag would be fine, doesn’t have to be anything too hot. Just close your eye and rest the rag on there for ten minute periods throughout the day. Eat a lot of Vitamin C too. Weird, I know, but it helps, I promise. I’m glad you’re fine. I still don’t wike it though. Yes, wike! That’s how much I dislike it! 

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smoothcriminalsebastian:

Luckily for me, all you do is whine so I’ve become well adjusted to it. Never. The answer would be never.

If I was going to make an exception to the no removal of clothing rule, it’d be for the model-esque men who show up. Not you. 

Exactly! Which means we need to make this happen! 

Sigh. I will never not regret sleeping with you. I’m pretty sure that sums up every response I will ever have to give you ever. 

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It’s time for an infamous Smythe party; one that will make all my previous events pale in comparison.

Undoubtedly, this is the event that the lot of you have been anxiously awaiting for me to host since I returned to Salem.

Saturday night. 8 p.m. There will be an open bar and a DJ. There may even be a moonbounce, depending on my mood, but I’m sure the deciding factor will be how much Avery whines.

Come one, come all. Even those of you I don’t like. Just know that – as per usual – regardless of being the host, I will avoid you to the best of my ability and refuse to acknowledge your existence.

Lastly, I have two rules: You break it, you buy it and unless I give you permission to remove them, keep your clothes on. I was nearly scarred and had to result to giving myself psychological help after my last event. There are just certain things in this life you can’t unsee.

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Avery is going to whine a lot! When is the last time we were in a bounce house together?!

Also, I will remove whatever pieces of clothing I want to.

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Are freaking crazy I swear! Who swings for a guy for no reason?! Seriously! Jeez, does anyone have any advice on black eyes, cause this thing kills.

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Um... Excuse me?! What happened? Ice first to numb the pain and reduce the swelling, then heat to get blood flowing to help heal and get rid of the bruise faster. Are you okay, Sammy?

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Do you ever wake up and feel like you’re going to be late for class then you remember you graduated? Yeah… That just happened.

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My life! Still. It’s weird and I don’t like it. Our bodies just need to get used to the fact that we don’t have to do that crap anymore.

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mathieusmythe:

God bless Sebastian. Yeah, I’ve heard of a lot of people who get car- or sea-sick getting anti-nausea pills so they don’t have a miserable vacation, but at least you know they exist now for future reference. Glad you’re feeling better, though.

Weirdly true statement. My mom was busy and Marley and Finn haven’t been around, so I asked him and he stepped up and didn’t complain one bit about taking me. It’s like our little ‘bastian is all growed up. Jeez, apparently Sam and I were the only ones who didn’t know they existed. They’re like a super special hidden secret or something. Oh, fuck me! I didn’t even think of those seasick things! Thanks, me too! Anyways! How’re you dealing with things, sweetheart?