TALK TO A COOL DUDE (DEFINITELY NOT PAPYRUS)

averycoolskeleton

[justanechoflower]

Would Flowey fall victim to flirts?

[averycoolskeleton]

*Looks like Papyrus has a visitor! Although the friend disagrees with Papyrus' invitation*

[justanechoflower]

Papyrus if someone kidnapped him:

Incorrect quotes part 2

Pt. 1

[justanechoflower]

(A day late for Papyrus part on Flowey week and will probably be a day late for sans too but- enjoy)

[averycoolskeleton]

*I lick your face*

Papyrus: NYEH, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A KISS FROM A CAT! WHATEVER DO I DO TO DESERVE THIS? ACTUALLY- THE M!A TELLS ME SO I SUPPOSE THAT WORKS.

Papyrus: ACTUALLY, YOU MUST TELL ME THE SECRETS OF THE CAT. ARE LICKS ACTUALLY KISSIES? THE RUMOUR HS BEEN SPREAD YET NOT CONFIRMED...

3/5 - The Great Papyrus

[averycoolskeleton]

Hoodie says sleepy guy

Papyrus: OH WELL! ANOTHER LAZY LUMP... *sigh* I SUPPOSE IT JUST CAN'T BE HELPED. SLEEPING ISN'T VERY PRODUCTIVE BUT IT IS GOOD FOR OTHERS TO REST AT TIMES. *pats his fellow papyrus*

2/5 - The Great Papyrus

[averycoolskeleton]

M!A Papyrus is suddenly aware of his actual skill level for everything for 5 asks, including his skill of being an awesome friend.

*Papyrus doesn't seem to act much different, considering he already tries to give happy and high-esteem energy. It's hard to tell, but somehow you get the feeling he appreciates the truth not being sugarcoated anymore with his cooking. The truth of how good he is a thing trying to keep positive. The truth of how fun his puzzles are. The truth of how many friends he actually has. The truth of him being too nice to ever get in the guard. It's hard to tell but...*

*Somehow, his smile seems a little bit brighter*

1/5 - The Great Papyrus

[averycoolskeleton]

*Noddint, as i purr*

Papyrus: IT'S ALRIGHT THOUGH. AT LEAST I HAVE MY WONDERFUL CAT FRIEND! *He continues petting Orochi calmly, smiling(as always) at the creature in his hands* SEE, SKELETONS ARE JUST AS SOFT AND CUDDLY!

[averycoolskeleton]

*I nod. I am a white calico cat with feathered wings*

Papyrus: *You are picked up and pet gently* ITS A SHAME I CAN NOT PAT THE CREATOR TOO. A WALL IS DIVIDING US, ISN'T THAT SAD?

[averycoolskeleton]

thoughts on cats? *turns into one*

Papyrus: BETTER THAN DOGS. WELL, ONE SPECIFIC PUP! THE ROYAL GUARDSMEN ARE GREAT...! *sigh* HOW I WISH TO BE ONE OF THEM.

Papyrus: PETS ARE VERY NICE COMPANY, AND CATS ARE TYPICALLY QUIETER AND MORE TAME SO THAT'S WHAT I PREFER! I DON'T NEED A DOG MAKING A MESS. SO, HOW ARE YOU, LITTLE CAT? MAY I PICK YOU UP?

[averycoolskeleton]

[*An egg has rolled infront of Papyrus’s feet with a sticky note on it]

[*Read the sticky note?]

[*Yes 🤍] [*No]

[*Hey Papyrus! As you like Puzzles so much here’s a puzzle for you]

[*𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐧... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐦 𝐢?]

[*The egg then rolled away]

Papyrus: *ignoring the fact a literal egg came by to gift him this, he plucks the sticky note off the egg and reads it aloud* HMM... A RIDDLE? THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS GREAT AT ANY TYPE OF PUZZL, SO THIS SHOULD DO EASILY! LET'S SEE, THIS WOULD HAVE TO BE-! A... ERM. A BUNCH OF... NYEHEH.... PLEASE GIVE ME MOMENT. *proceeds to ponder the riddle for 5 hours straight* A MM.. MA... P..... NO! I GOT IT! THE FOREST IS JUST BROCCOLI, THE OCEAN IS MADE OF ANOTHER LIQUID THAT ISN'T WATER, AND THE SPECIFIC COUNTRY IS DESERTED! ^^ *proud of himself*

[averycoolskeleton]

M!A Ketchup rain

Sans: oh my god this is the best day ever *takes out a giant jar from nowhere and fills it to the brim with ketchup rain*

Papyrus: *trying to dodge the rain*OF COURSE YOU LIKE IT! I HAVE STANDARDS. AND RUINING MY BATTLE BODY WITH KETCHUP AND YOU BEING UNHEALTHY IS NOT MEETING THEM! CURSES ON UNDERGROUND WEATHER!

Sans: *pours the jar on himself while gulping some of it specifically to disgust him*

Papyrus: INCREDIBLE.

1/5 - Ketchup rain

[averycoolskeleton]

I have a friend named favour,soooo does that meaaaaan that it's in her favour? Or is she a favourite person,I need to know :)

Papyrus: *Angrily smiles* I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW STRESSFUL IT MUST BE TO BE YOUR FRIEND. BUT I AM YOUR FRIEND! SO I CAN IMAGINE IT.

[averycoolskeleton]

So Papyrus what do you do in your free time do you hang out with undyne or sans and dont forget to join the guard *throws a cookie to papyrus

Papyrus: *catches it in his mouth and eats it, talking only once he is finished* FIRSTLY, THAT IS A VERY GOOD COOKIE. SECONDLY, CORRECTAMUNDO! NOT ONLY DO I HANG OUT WITH MY BROTHER AND UNDYNE, BUT I ALSO TALK TO FLOWERY AND ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE.

Papyrus: WHEN I AM NOT CHATTING, I USUALLY BUSY MYSELF WITH PUZZLES, COOKING, CLEANING, TRAINING, WATCHING METTATON, AND PATROLS. SOME OF THE ACTIVITIES IF MY FREE TIME DID INCLUDE WORK...BUT I COUNT IT AS A HOBBY AND JUST BECAUSE I AM OFF DUTY SOMETIMES DOES NOT MEAN I CAN'T TAKE A WALK OR TRAIN!

Papyrus: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ANY ACTIVITY, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOIN! THE MORE THE MERRIER.

[averycoolskeleton]

Gosh Papyrus! I'm sure you'll get to be the coolest guard ever soon. I believe in you!

Papyrus: OF COURSE I WILL! THATS WHAT I KEEP SAYING SO OBVIOUSLY I WILL GET THERE ONE DAY. BUT FOR SOME REASON, UNDYNE WONT LET ME IN SAYING IT IS FULL, BUT I THINK THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD BE AN EXCEPTION!

Papyrus: DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS, FLOWERY? YOU KNOW EVERYTHING SO YOU’D BE THE BEST PLACE TO GO.

[ask-university-flowey]

Golly, you really think so? I'm flattered you think so highly of me.

If the guard is so full, someone else will have to leave. Like one of those silly dogs! Maybe if you beat one of them in a fight Undyne will see how much stronger you are and give you their job!

[averycoolskeleton]

Papyrus: THAT SOUNDS GREAT! I’LL GO SEE UNDYNE RIGHT NOW TO TALK ABOUT THE TRIAL. THANK YOU FLOWERY, I WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

Flowey: *pops up once Papyrus leaves* I may have overheard... You know he’s gonna be too sweet about it, right? Probably will even let em win just cus he feels they ‘deserved’ the spot and it would be ‘unfair’ to take that away. Unless you’re trying to break him down if not having the skill to join... hehe, yeah this won’t work for that either. Do tell me your idea?

[averycoolskeleton]

Gosh Papyrus! I'm sure you'll get to be the coolest guard ever soon. I believe in you!

Papyrus: OF COURSE I WILL! THATS WHAT I KEEP SAYING SO OBVIOUSLY I WILL GET THERE ONE DAY. BUT FOR SOME REASON, UNDYNE WONT LET ME IN SAYING IT IS FULL, BUT I THINK THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD BE AN EXCEPTION!

Papyrus: DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS, FLOWERY? YOU KNOW EVERYTHING SO YOU’D BE THE BEST PLACE TO GO.

[averycoolskeleton]

Come on papyrus cut that dogo some slack it's a little cute boy that has dogo power you know like infinite poop

Papyrus: -_- THATS A TERRIBLE POWER. AND IT USES IT TO DESTROY MY HOUSE. THAT DOG IS NO GOOD AND YOU CAN NOT CHANGE MY MIND!