strawberry wine

avery, 25, I get to color with little kids all day.

[clay-thorne]

“Oh shit. Are you alright?”

[averymcaden]

Avery nodded, shaking off the mud. "Yes, yes." She said with agitation in her voice. "It appears the universe is against me today."

[brodykellum]

“You have to try these new nachos my chef whipped up, officially the best bar nachos in town. Come on, this batch is on the house.”

[averymcaden]

"I'd say I'm watching my figure but I ate a whole pizza by myself yesterday so that shit is out the window." Avery said as she grabbed the stool beside him and pulled the tray in front of him in the middle of the two before taking a bite.

[professorjoelmartin-deactivated]

“ I seriously doubt anyone is gonna bid for me in the auction. I mean.. have you seen me? I’m Clark Kent realness.”

[averymcaden]

"With that attitude nobody will!"

[averymcaden]

"I will let you know when I find that out. I am afraid to know the number, however."

[averymcaden]

"He was honestly just gross. Like you know the movies where the guy is an old man who lives in his moms basement? It was just worse than that."

[averymcaden]

"I know a few people at the hospital, I can make sure you get the upmost care." Avery said with a laugh. "Well, how about some pancakes? I know a great little place down the road."

[averymcaden]

text | bonnie +

Bonnie: shit sorry

Bonnie: can i crash at yours tonight?

Bonnie: got no roof for the night pls

Avery: You know where the key is

Avery: Want me to order pizza?

[shilohmatthews]

“Aw come on – I  know I’ve got an least five more minutes?”

[averymcaden]

Avery shook her head and pulled the blanket off of him. "You said that five minutes ago. My brother is going to be here any minute and he will kill me if he sees you here."

[arlandcranex]

     “I’ve been working nonstop on this case I’m pretty sure this whole week not only have I been out of town but I’ve only gotten four hours of sleep in three days.”

[averymcaden]

"That doesn't seem very healthy." Avery said letting her eyes shift to the side to look at him. "I'm sure you're immune to coffee at this point."

[averymcaden]

"Tell me five good dates you've had from meeting people in real life. You know I am the least social person ever. I can barely go to the damn library and nobody talks there!"

[averymcaden]

"It usually is. But, sometimes you find the rare man who wants an actual date before sex."

[averymcaden]

Avery placed her chin on her finger as if she was thinking. "What didn't he do? I mean the fact alone that he definitely was not who he said he was is enough."

[averymcaden]

"Definitely easier said than done. It's a little bit harder to strike up conversation initially in person. For me, anyways."

[averymcaden]

"Yes, yes it can. You must be one of the few lucky ones who have never had a bad date."

[averymcaden]

texts | tyler + avery

Tyler: BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FUN

Avery: It's a piece of plastic

Avery: or metal whatever

[averymcaden]

"It was like what you see in the movies. Hot guy, too good to be true. And then when you meet in person. A man named Marlin who lives with his mom and dad in their basement. Just when you think it couldn't of been worse, he was mad at ME cause I was blonde in real life whereas my profile picture has me as a brunette."

[averymcaden]

"I'd rather not." Avery said with a shake of her head. "Let's go get ice cream instead."