avery saves

avery dhariwal. this is a rp blog and is not associated with jesse rath.

[averysaves]

jade-onskates‌:

meatlovers handsome. i’m kind of in the mood for some sausage.

Sounds good. Enjoy your sausage.

[averysaves]

jade-onskates‌:

i will definitely take a slice.

.... do you want Hawaiian, meatlovers, or pepperoni? 

[averysaves]

I brought pizza. 

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jade-onskates‌:

wait, was this not flirting?

Was it? I am confused.

[averysaves]

jade-onskates‌:

fake murder. real murder. i still wanna be on your team

Wait. Is this flirting?

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jade-onskates‌:

i think it’s pretty hard to kill me. you too as long as i’m there

I feel like I should be worried. Except it is a fake murder so I am not.

[jade-onskates]

averysaves‌:

Why does it not surprise me that you think murder mystery dinners are fun.

only if i get to be on your team

[averysaves]

I think you’d probably be better at not getting murdered than my sister.

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jade-onskates‌:

he most certainly does. i wish i hadn’t missed it, i would’ve gone with you @averysaves​

Why does it not surprise me that you think murder mystery dinners are fun.

[averysaves]

Guess whose sister hauled him off to a 1920s murder mystery dinner? This guy

[jade-onskates]

V-Day Festivities

If only Jojo could see that boy was not into her. Jade does not want to be the one to break her little heart. If it wasn’t for her parents, she would have thicker skin and not be such a hot mess all the time. But then again, Jojo was totally more interested in Quinn’s relationship with KJ so it was doomed to fail, and hopefully she would be cushioned on that. 

To: lovely cousin From: jade Message: don’t forget to wrap it before you hit it and quit it, or something like that. luv you <3

Now Valentines day was a day that Jade can totally get on board with. She is on route for single cuties to make out with. Sure for some people it was a day to spend with a significant other, but not for Jade. If her dad taught her any better, it was a day to score with cute boys and girls who are slumped into the single life and were upset about it. and that was just what jade was looking for. 

As she searched the grounds of the fair, she eventually found herself in the midst of Avery, that cute guy from a while back. Totally the perfect one. She’s pretty sure he was single, if he hadn’t flirted with her days ago. A major fail on his part but a turn on in hers. “Hey, Avery!” She waved as she walked up to him at the Apple Cider stand. She knew she had to play this very low key, and she didn’t want to scare him off. 

“Hey let me buy you some cider!“ She said, keeping the lowkey thing in mind. “Then we can go in the ferris wheel and make out, yes?“

@averysaves @slapshotjordyn

[averysaves]

Valentine's Day was exhausting. Not because of the whole love is in the air vibe, but because year after year without fail he was the one who was left to pick up the broken pieces of somebodies heart. It generally had nothing to do with him, but somehow he was always that person who had to help out, because he was a sucker and he couldn't say no to someone who was in tears. Ever. It was a problem.

This year it was one of the middle school kids who was going to be entering the Face Off! program next year that had required his attention. He had been working with the Face Off! program for a number of years now, and he had largely gotten used to the fact that despite the fact that he was a professional hockey play he was nothing more than a glorified babysitter during the tournament. So used to it, in fact, that when the girl had burst out in tears and sobs and streams of snot the other pros he had been with at the time had immediately bailed, thinking that Avery was capable of dealing with this himself. They were not wrong, but that didn't mean that he appreciated having to listen to the trials and tribulations of a thirteen-year-old who had just had her heart broken by the "love of her life".

After dealing with that, Avery really didn't want anything to do with Valentine's Day for the next century at least. Alas, he was supposed to put forward a good face, so he had to go. He was also pretty sure that if he stayed in he would end up dealing with a bunch of other broken hearts, so he had taken it upon himself to head out to the festival, date or no date. He had never been the kind of person who was bothered by being single on Valentine's Day, so he was equally unbothered by the fact that he was going to the festival alone.

He was in the middle of making up his mind on what kind of snack he wanted to get when a familiar voice snapped him into awareness. Turning around, he spotted Jade, who was approaching him with a bright smile and looking as beautiful as ever. Which was a problem for reasons unknown. "Heyyy," he started, trying to come off as un-lame as humanly possible. "I was just... not getting cider. But we can definitely get cider. Cider is - wait, what?"

"... I feel like we're missing something between going to the ferris wheel and making out." Avery said slowly, trying to comprehend what had just happened.

[averysaves]

truth: Who here are you most jealous of?

Whoever got to go out with @jade-onskates . She looked very pretty yesterday.

[averysaves]

Dare: Put on someone else's bra.

Farah was with me when I received this ask. She then screamed and fled the room, and returned with the laciest, weirdest looking breast-holding device I have seen in my life. I am not entirely sure that it is a bra, and I am not entirely sure that I put it on correctly, but the deed has been done. I do not how women do this every day, as I may have almost dislocated my shoulder.

@faceoffwithfarah

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faceoffwithfarah‌:

Originally posted by infamcus

I never said “fuzzy socks.”

You were holding up two sets of balled up fuzzy socks. And squeezed. I connected the dots.

[averysaves]

Dare: Put on someone else's bra.

Farah was with me when I received this ask. She then screamed and fled the room, and returned with the laciest, weirdest looking breast-holding device I have seen in my life. I am not entirely sure that it is a bra, and I am not entirely sure that I put it on correctly, but the deed has been done. I do not how women do this every day, as I may have almost dislocated my shoulder.

@faceoffwithfarah

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But you wouldn’t let me stuff it. 

[averysaves]

The dare said nothing about stuffing. And fuzzy socks make me itchy.

[averysaves]

Dare: Put on someone else's bra.

Farah was with me when I received this ask. She then screamed and fled the room, and returned with the laciest, weirdest looking breast-holding device I have seen in my life. I am not entirely sure that it is a bra, and I am not entirely sure that I put it on correctly, but the deed has been done. I do not how women do this every day, as I may have almost dislocated my shoulder.

@faceoffwithfarah

[averysaves]

cupid: emre and juniper

@yourmanyilmaz   @juni-always-wins you are both australian. interesting.

[jade-onskates]

fmk

let’s see. i kind of want to fuck @averysaves because he is adoreable and i can do many things to him to make his eyes water. marry @remi-ofyourdreams because he is a snacc and might look the other way when i want to have fun with other boys… and girls. and kill my dear and beautiful cousin @slapshotjordyn because she almost let out my parents location again.

[averysaves]

faceoffwithfarah‌:

Originally posted by daeneryskairipa

“We should get coffee” ;)

Coffee > fucking seems like an extreme escalation.

[faceoffwithfarah-blog]

Okay, honey. There’s usually a few steps between coffee and fucking, but if you wanna take that quantum leap that fast, you do you honey. 

[averysaves]

Quantum physics is tiny physics. I don't think that is a tiny leap.

[jade-onskates]

fmk

let’s see. i kind of want to fuck @averysaves because he is adoreable and i can do many things to him to make his eyes water. marry @remi-ofyourdreams because he is a snacc and might look the other way when i want to have fun with other boys… and girls. and kill my dear and beautiful cousin @slapshotjordyn because she almost let out my parents location again.

[jade-onskates]

averysaves‌:

you’re so sweet. i can’t wait to ruin you.

[averysaves]

....

... I am seriously regretting my choice in volunteering to come here.