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…. do you want Hawaiian, meatlovers, or pepperoni?
meatlovers handsome. i’m kind of in the mood for some sausage.
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@jade-onskates
averysaves:
…. do you want Hawaiian, meatlovers, or pepperoni?
meatlovers handsome. i’m kind of in the mood for some sausage.
triple-maddy:
… (looks around) I dont drive how can I attend this party?
i don’t think you actually need a car for a tailgate mademoiselle
yassssfannyyassss:
Yeah, well, your method of “warm all over” brought pizza, I’m just saying.
oh you don’t think i know that already? i can give you my leggings if you want.
averysaves:
I brought pizza.
i will definitely take a slice.
yassssfannyyassss:
“It’s not cold” they said. “You’ll be fine with just a sweater” they said. “It’s above freezing” they said. “IT IS FREAKING COLD” I SAID.
you’ve just got to learn how to be warm all over
averysaves:
Wait. Is this flirting?
wait, was this not flirting?
averysaves:
I feel like I should be worried. Except it is a fake murder so I am not.
fake murder. real murder. i still wanna be on your team
averysaves:
I think you’d probably be better at not getting murdered than my sister.
i think it’s pretty hard to kill me. you too as long as i’m there
slapshotjordyn:
This is very true. Gross, but true.
you know i can call mama to come down whenever you need me to
averysaves:
Why does it not surprise me that you think murder mystery dinners are fun.
only if i get to be on your team
slapshotjordyn:
And there are plenty of us.
he forgets, our family breeds like bunnies
justin-timefortrouble:
so i’ve learned you don’t mess with the french, or their families
you mess with one of us you mess with all of us.
faceoffwithfarah:
averysaves:
Guess whose sister hauled him off to a 1920s murder mystery dinner? This guy
Well, look at you looking all snazzy. @jade-onskates, doesn’t he look snazzy?
he most certainly does. i wish i hadn’t missed it, i would’ve gone with you @averysaves
V-Day Festivities
If only Jojo could see that boy was not into her. Jade does not want to be the one to break her little heart. If it wasn’t for her parents, she would have thicker skin and not be such a hot mess all the time. But then again, Jojo was totally more interested in Quinn’s relationship with KJ so it was doomed to fail, and hopefully she would be cushioned on that.
To: lovely cousin From: jade Message: don’t forget to wrap it before you hit it and quit it, or something like that. luv you <3
Now Valentines day was a day that Jade can totally get on board with. She is on route for single cuties to make out with. Sure for some people it was a day to spend with a significant other, but not for Jade. If her dad taught her any better, it was a day to score with cute boys and girls who are slumped into the single life and were upset about it. and that was just what jade was looking for.
As she searched the grounds of the fair, she eventually found herself in the midst of Avery, that cute guy from a while back. Totally the perfect one. She’s pretty sure he was single, if he hadn’t flirted with her days ago. A major fail on his part but a turn on in hers. “Hey, Avery!” She waved as she walked up to him at the Apple Cider stand. She knew she had to play this very low key, and she didn’t want to scare him off.
“Hey let me buy you some cider!“ She said, keeping the lowkey thing in mind. “Then we can go in the ferris wheel and make out, yes?“
@averysaves @slapshotjordyn
Dare: Name 5 body parts that your partner likes to kiss.
i do not have a partner. daddy says that’s one of the ways they get you. but i love to kiss mouth, ears, neck, chest and where the sun don’t shine.
Jade [TEXT]: cousin cousin cousin!
[TEXT]:: Hoe hoe hoe?
[TEXT]: cousin it is not christmas yet! [TEXT]: but that is not the point. [TEXT]: a hot boy ACTUALLY wants to date you [TEXT]: i’m only going to keep his dumb little friend company [TEXT]: but youre wearing this [Attachment Sent]
[TEXT]: from my closet to you cousin [TEXT]: let’s go get you laid!
Dare: Close your eyes, scroll through your contacts list, and text a random person “Look behind you.”
@jade-onskates look behind you
fromzerotojasper:
Yeah, if I survive tonight. I think the Australians are planning murder.
well i can help you escape murder, i have helped my parents do it many times. but not tonight, i have a hot date