shut up richard

Rachel. 30. coffee enthusiast. also pirates. cats and villains and breakfast foods.

[rylandsgrace]

#The fact that 14th looks SO offended is hilarious to me, he's really not 10 anymore

[stonesense]

i love inflict wounds conceptually so much. other spells always beating around the bush but u can count on inflict wounds to do what it says in the tin. this is what u came here to do. cut out the middleman and simply Inflict Wounds. spell of Hey (taps u on the shoulder) Fuck You In Particular. beloved deity unwind this fool

[moroccanmanga]

Riad Dar El Malaika in El Jadida, Morocco

[katakaluptastrophy]

TLT is only dark academia if you're talking about Ortus, who in HTN is trying to work on his book while stuck in a haunted castle, and flirtatiously hanging out with a very intense posh academic and her husband, with whom he ultimately summons the ghost of the man he's been writing poetry about.

[spiribia]

if wicked songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "i'll show them who they can't debase. no, i'll hide my mask behind my face! the empire will seeeee -- that i'm their prodigy!". if hadestown songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical i'd be like 'the noose that binds the traitor man / it makes sure he won't lie again! / but the NOOSE that binds the CORMORANT / it STRANGLES him with what he wants / and that, my brother, that's much worse". if falsettos songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "My father's a homo."

[spiribia]

If Hamilton songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it would be like “I’m climbing the ranks, now this is the thanks / i GET! For setting and netting an economical BET! / That’s right, mess with the cormorant and you get the beak! / All the FISH have gone MISSing, that’s the word on the street! / Now a word to my rivals: you can see to the sea / But you’ll be sure to the shore / They’re crying BANKRUPTCY!” Or whatever.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[mikyapixie]

DANDADAN By Gabriel Picolo

[cobbbvanth]

WWDITS | first and last talking heads

[whentheynameyoujoy]

Tamsyn Muir truly is something else for creating a world of widespread poverty, instability, and hunger where different cells of a galactic terrorist organization fight each other for power in a setting reminescent of a failed state as a bloody civil looms and a Melancholia-like supernatural entity hangs in the sky and enemy demi-gods threaten to invade and persecute the population AGAIN, and then telling the story through the eyes of a character who perceives barely any of this, cares about none of it, and whose only ambition in life is cuddling with her parental figures, avoiding breakfast, and keeping her place in a gang of schoolkids who fell straight out of a Stephen King novel.

[saulutekaipbabasake]

I personally love how she does her POVs: Gideon - couldn't really give a fuck, sees a giant skeletonand her first thought is "i wanna fight that"; Harrow- going through the horrors; Nona - is a kid who wants to cuddle the dog ok?

[sixofclovers]

theyre fighting a god in the morning

[cryptotheism]

"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

they were never going to kiss on screen, i can accept that. but the little face guillermo was making when they talked about things they didn’t want the cameras to see is indeed driving me insane

[sculien]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 6.09

[lotldraws]

i have tried to be super normal about how much i like the series, but i can't...i can't be normal i like it too much

[allthingseurope]

Azores, Portugal (by Sylvain)

[unsubconscious]

Alai Ganuza, Pink Bathroom Oil on canvas, 30 x 30cm

[eileennatural]

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad