Avery

same @averywizard everywhere, animator, digital artist, he/they non-binary ace, dead and evil in a gay way picrew artist (pp) https://href.li/?https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1564386

[averywizardgay]

My name is Avery, hey

He/him/they/them

I have love-hate relationships with LGBTQ+ labels, so far I found out that I'm asexual, poliamoros, non-binary and like a hundred xenogenders

I have acc for really important stuff:

same @averywizard everywhere, animator, digital artist, he/they non-binary ace, dead and evil in a gay way picrew artist (pp) https://href.l

And for my drawings:

I'll draw something, I promise (ahah fool you've believed me)

This is a shitpost and fandoms acc

I'm not native English speaker so I make mistakes

You can text me and talk about anything if you want, I would like to make new friends. I live in difficult circumstances so I'm not always on Tumblr

[calebauer]

they will find each other in any lifetime

[greenreticule]

I can't stop thinking about Gorgug's roll against Jace's spell. I looked it up, and it seems like the highest spell save DC (level 20, max proficiency modifier) is 20. So unless Jace had some extra juice from somewhere, Gorgug saved on that 22.

Emily or Siobhan suggested it was Detect Thoughts to get Ankarna's name. But if that was the case, Gorgug would know that; it's part of the spell. Then again, I don't see many other Wisdom saving throw spells in the sorcerer's kit that make sense for that arrival-cast-recall strategy. So maybe it was Detect Thoughts and Brennan just forgot.

Regardless of what it was, I am just so delighted that they targeted Gorgug.

Porter always underestimated him AND it's textbook strategy to hit the barbarian with a Wisdom saving throw. They were so sure that they had it in the bag that they had recall IMMEDIATELY on hand.

But Gorgug isn't by the book. He hasn't been since day one. And even rolling with disadvantage, he made them leave with nothing.

[concrastinator]

this guy's 4'4 and the grandma in question is a fucking dragon. and he WINS

[pieofdeath]

the teacher evaluations are absolutely priceless. Teacher evaluations appreciation post.

"Attractive bard teacher I can't remember her name."

Fig intimidating Riz into giving Eugenia all fives and him saying "Good at rogue stuff but the double fisting cigarettes was a bit much."

Fig making Porter and Zara share a form but giving Lucilla her own and Porter getting SO incensed about it.

"After all these years, still not sure if Porter is secretly evil, but smiting is so sick."

"Yeah yeah, stabby stabby" for Corsica Jones

"Strongly disagree that teacher prepared for class, but this is the way of dance. Dance is present. Dance is now. [...] Also, again, I'm so sorry. Please let me buy you a new shirt."

"Liar, frumpy, wrong."

[jarvesque]

Sandra Lynn Faeth, one day I'll figure out your taste in men (and non binary people). But not today

[spinaholi]

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

[star-h0pper]

thinking about how both kristen and buddy died so easily. how they were treated as disposable sacrifices by both their church and their god and their community. thinking about "helio wouldn't have let that happen" and thinking about kristen dying on the first day of school despite being the chosen one. thinking about how the religious conservatives are always the first to cry "think of the children!" and then being the ones to harm their children the most in the end.

[unlikablefemaleprotagonist]

realizing now that the ratgrinders probably DIDN'T kill lucy frostblade at all. likely, they were all killed by the same entity (jace or some other proxy of the rage goddess) at the same time and lucy was just the only one with the integrity to stay dead, instead of becoming a puppet. that's why ruben was so sad when he said she "stuck to her guns." because he wishes he had been able to be that brave instead of living with a constant anger inside him that overshadows every other part of his life! their grief is, on some level, probably genuine

but now they've passed the moral event horizon and killed buddy almost as a sort of "initiation" ritual. a messed-up version of hazing. "you can't be one of us until you die and come back wrong too"

[pealingpetals]

So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???

[janetfraiser]

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)

[r0swells]

Still surprised Cassandra didn't break Obliviati Mori on accident

[alfalfairy]

Just imagine Sklonda Gukgak going to Riz's first bloodrush game, understandably anxious because her son is by no means that athletic and probably the smallest one on the field (and she probably watched him get grabbed and crushed to death on a livestream less than a year ago).

And then she gets there and she sees his friends, that she worried were taking advantage of him, there to shower him with encouragement and cheer and inspiration. Like imagine her sitting with Kristen, who tells her of course we're all going to be here for his first game!

And thanks to them, he does it!

[banchiedoingart]

AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT, NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT

[lovebotomy]

need fic where arthur is in fuckload of trouble cue merlin arriving in front of him like this the same sway as he's trying to hold on to his dragon wind swept hair and happy adrenaline high expression because he made it in time

[istayawakereading]

Kristen getting an A+ in her academics track, passing her cleric classes with flying colours, only to be failed and expelled by Bobby Dawn through the report card is actually diabolical.

This man letting her hand in assignments, giving her stellar marks, only to then yank it all back right at the end?? SO enraging, I need him dead and gone

[mqole]

noooo girlieeeee