[bamsara]

Forgive. Forgive. Forgive.

[bamsara]

until death do us part?? WRONG death bringth together. based off this ask i got

they are so dumb i love them

[royaljellyprince]

👁️ 👁️ 👁️

[homunculus-argument]

Town baker who's buff as hell from whisking every batter and kneading every dough by hand. And those who don't respect her at least have the common sense to fear her, because if you don't, she'll knead the air out of you, too. She's the first one in town to start selling gluten-free bread. Save for the one family who requested it from her, nobody in the town knows what the fuck gluten is. Nobody else is allowed to buy the gluten-free bread before she's made sure that this one family has gotten theirs.

Nobody else is entirely sure what gluten-free bread is, but if the baker says there's no fucking gluten in this bread, then that's final, that's all they know about gluten. Nobody knows how she takes it out of the bread, either, but the most popular theory is that she beats it out of the dough, somehow. She makes a dough and then beats the gluten out of it. Yeah, that's probably how these things work.

Once better information starts trickling into town, and people gain a better understanding of what celiac disease is and what gluten has to do with it. But the people do still agree that if anyone could beat the gluten out of bread, it would be their town baker.

[xoa-yxi]

[happymoxxy]

2 ancient godly beings

Oh yea and that third one that steals your left sock.

[bleeding-seraphic]

This is their dynamic in my heart

[arizaluca]

I ended up finishing that Narilamb animation :)

[homunculus-argument]

More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[imawriterdamnit]

I’m a bit of a rabble rouser.

How exciting!

[xspiderfanx]

"I can't wrestle" "they say that about me too, don't worry about it."

[the-haiku-bot]

“I can’t wrestle” “they

say that about me too, don’t

worry about it.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mumblingsage]

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

[kunosoura]

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

[orteil42]

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

[dovelock]

ᵐᵉᵒʷ

[aveloka-draws]

The Penitence Mode is kicking my ass, so here's more of them being cute. Sorta.

[pythice]

firefox users getting Ws just by google being shittier and shittier lmao

[esthermika]

What happened this time?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

youtube is forcing a hardcoded 5 second loading time for videos being played back on firefox for no reason other than it's not chrome

[slipperyweaver]

you can add the following to your personal ublock filters to fix:

www.youtube.com##+js(nano-stb, resolve(1), *, 0.001)

it changes the timer to .001 seconds, effectively removing it

[pythice]

i dont know what you guys are talking about but that may be because i keep my ublocko filters up to date + youtube nonstop extension

[slipperyweaver]

YouTube is creating delays hard coded into the website for non-chrome browsers that don’t exist for any reason but annoying people into using chrome, so some ublock folks found a filter that alters the specific part of the website that changes the delay to make it so short as to be unnoticeable.

to apply the filter, click on the ublock extension, go to my filters, copy/paste the above filter, and update filters and you should be good.

It’s possible that you haven’t seen it yet because YouTube has tended to roll out their anti adblock stuff in waves and unevenly

[nudityandnerdery]

Seems like Google programming their website specifically to fuck with the experience of anyone using a competitor's browser is the sort of thing antitrust lawsuits love to see.

[lastoneout]

Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.

[lucineblue]

Not letting these stay in the tags, damn. Let yourself be Goop.