Average Mutant Bird Kid

My name is Fang. Or Nick. Depends on who you ask really. 98% human. 2% Bird. Prefers the term Avian American to freak, but whatever floats your boat. (Indie Maximum Ride RP)

[ultrabirb]

BIRD PSA

This is a guide to bird classification:

Barb: a mean bird

Berb: a fast, thin bird

Birb: applies to any bird

Borb: a fat and/or adorable bird

Burb: a bird that is diminutive in size

Byrb: a mysterious bird

Thank you for reading! Now you will be able to properly classify any birds you find in the wild!

[wordsnquotes]

I don’t care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -–they are your family.

Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty  (via cxrleonis)

[kttniss]

The Hunger Games // Mockingjay Part 2

[itex]

Family isn’t decided by something as accidental as blood.

[jackafz]

[objectivelyhot-a]

Into The Woods sentence meme

“I wish.”

“Careful the things you say.”

“Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?”

“Someone has to shield you from the world.”

“Stay a child while you can be a child.”

“Stay at home. I am home.”

“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”

“Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.”

“I want a friend. And a pet.”

“The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.”

“Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.”

“You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice.”

“No, you are not to come.”

“Will you please go home!”

“I can capture my own damsel, thank you.”

“The harder to get, the better to have.”

“Dwarves are very upsetting.”

“What I want most of all is to know what I want.”

“Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.”

“What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?”

“Everyone tells tiny lies.”

“Nice is different than good.”

“Agony! Far more painful than yours!”

“I’m no longer a child!”

“Anything can happen in the woods.”

“May I kiss you?”

“I’m in the wrong story!”

“Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods.”

“But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one.”

“I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right.”

“The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined.”

“Someone is on your side.”

“I need your shoe to have a child!”

“Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it.”

“If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made.”

“Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!”

“I was just trying to be a good mother.”

“You look just like the princess… only dirty.”

“Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!”

“My love, why so cold?”

“Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?”

“I am only human.”

“Leave? But I do love you.”

“I shall always love the maiden that ran away.”

“Is that what you really wish?”

“Stay with me.”

“Who out there could love you more than I?”

[morgendag]

Sad/cute shippy sentences

[wearethenxght]

undefined

There’s no doubt it was always you.

From the first time i walked you home from school you stole my heart.

It was always you.

It hurts to see your pretty smile fade.

I know there’s nothing left for us to say but it’s okay.

It’s okay-

There’s no getting over you.

I tried my best to tell the truth but the missing is tearing me apart.

Forgetting is the hardest part.

The thought of losing you is all too much.

I’m a long, long way from home… From you.

I’ll be back some day.

We’ll do it all, everything.

We don’t need anything, or anyone.

If I lay here, If I just lay here… Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Those three words… Are said too much. They are not enough.

I don’t quite know how to say how I feel.

Would you lie with me, and just forget the world?

Forget what we’re told, before we get too old.

I need your grace to read my needs, to find my own.

Your perfect eyes is all that I can see.

I’m sorry for hurting you.

I’ll be here to hold your hand.

If only I knew what I know today.

I would hold you in my arms, and take the pain away.

Thank you for all you’ve done.

There’s nothing I wanna do to hear your voice again.

Sometimes… I wanna call you, but I’m scared that you won’t be there.

I’m sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn’t do.

I’ve hurt myself by hating you.

Some days I feel broken inside, but I just don’t want to admit it.

It’s so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this.

Would you tell that I was wrong?

Would you help me understand?

Are you proud of who I am?

If I had just one more day I would tell you how I’ve missed you since you’ve been away.

I’m sorry for blaming you.

Blame it all on me.

It was my fault – This wasn’t supposed to…happen.

Please forgive me.

I can’t stay… I really can’t –

I have come to talk with you again.

We need to talk…

Can we please just – Talk ?

I think we should… talk about… This – Us.

They know about us.

Oh come on – Look at us! Is this what we really want???

… I don’t think there’s anything left to say. 

Do you even know how to answer your phone?

I keep messaging you, but you never reply?

Never mind. It’s nothing. It never is. 

Can’t you just listen to me!?

I’m fine okay, can we drop this?

I’ve heard that you… Found… someone new?

There will always be things I can’t give you, things I can’t say – And I all I want… Is for you to be happy. 

It isn’t over – We are not over, yet.

I wish nothing but the best for you.

Don’t… Forget me – Please ?

I just want to forget everything about you. 

It hurts. It hurts so much – Don’t you understand!?

I can’t do this.

We can fix this.

We can’t fix this.

We could always…stop here and stay friends?

Are you sure that…we should – ? You know… do this?

I won’t ever find someone like you… You are special to me.

You are perfect.

We always were a thing, weren’t we?

[memesforu-blog]

Send me anons as my muse's child.

[inboxstuffers]

self-conscious sentence starters

“You don’t think I’m getting a bit chubby, do you?“ 

“I’ve never worn something this beautiful before.“ 

“This really isn’t flattering on me.“ 

"Everyone’s looking at me…”

“Are you sure I look okay?" 

"Whenever I open my mouth I sound dumb." 

"Is there something stuck in my teeth?”

“I’m not a very good dancer…”

“I’m definitely going bald on top. Do you think I can cover it up?" 

"Why did I ever think I could wear this shirt with these shoes?" 

"I just wish I could look good naked." 

"I can’t talk in front of all these people!" 

"Oh, god, I hate my ______" 

"Why does my voice sound so stupid?" 

"I can’t sit next to her/him looking like this!" 

"Everyone saw that, didn’t they?”

“I don’t think this is my color." 

"I don’t look like I was just crying, do I?" 

"She/he looks so much better than me." 

"Can you see the scars?" 

[forvistxkonge]

undefined

                                                       I was dying                                             to h e a r someone say

                                               That I did not need                                          to try so hard to be perfect                                  That i was enough and it was okay

[kurxme-deactivated20161029]

     I don’t want to be disposed of.

          I wasn’t born into this world to die like that.

                                                                                If I’m going to die, 

                                                                                I’m going to die fighting.

                                                                                Just like how my friends did.

[thousandbirds]

    they say that those who stare  into the darkness     ought to tread with  caution  because sometimes     the                darkness            stares           back.     what  they  don’t  say   is   that     the     darkness     is merely    a           window ;                           a     mirror   ;     a shallow  reflection     and that it’s with      your      own       eyes      that     THE            V    O    I    D         OPENS ITS MAW.

[shittyrpstartersforpp]

Send me 'squish squish' for my muses reaction to yours coming over and squishing their cheeks.

- Submitted by anonymous.

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Lion King Sentence Starters

“I know what I have to do. But going back means I’ll have to face my past. I’ve been running from it for so long.”

“Ow! Jeez, what was that for?”

“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it.”

“So what are you going to do?”

“First, I’m gonna take your stick.”

“I’m going back!”

“Go on! Get out of here!”

“Come on, will you cut it out?”

“Can’t cut it out. It will grow right back”

“Would you stop following me! Who are you?”

“The question is, who… are you?”

“Well, I know who you are”

“Shh. Come here, it’s a secret.”

“I think you’re a little confused.”

“I’m not the one who’s confused. You don’t even know who you are!”

“I despise guessing games.”

“Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.”

“You’re so weird.”

“You have no idea.”

“I don’t wonder; I know.”

“You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, ___. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.”

“Nooooobody knows the trouble I’ve seen”

“Nooooobody knows my sorrow.”

“Oh, ___, do lighten up. Sing something with a little *bounce* in it.”

“It’s a small world after all…”

“Please don’t eat me.”

“Hey! Who’s the pig?”

“Are you talkin’ to me?”

“Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance”

“What’s a motto?”

“What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?”

“Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody’s okay with this?”

“Did I miss something?”

“You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?”

“Look, I’m still the same guy.”

“You think you know a guy…”

“Listen, you think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don’t even know what I’ve been through!”

“I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret”

“Your son’s awake.”

“Before sunrise, he’s *your* son.”

“So where you from?”

“Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. So are we.”

“Now this looks familiar. Where have I seen this before? Hm, let me think”

“And now here’s *my* little secret…”

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ✘ for my muse's reaction to finding yours asleep on their couch.

[my-teen-quote]

[avianamericxn]

flames-burn-brighter-in-the-dark

[personistar-blog]

█ ▌◆ moulin rouge sentence starters.

❛ the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. ❜ ❛ i owe you nothing. and you are nothing to me. thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. ❜ ❛ seasons may change, winter to spring;  i love you until the end of time. ❜ ❛ come what may, i will love you until my dying day. ❜ ❛ he will fight for me. ❜ ❛ it’s a little bit funny. ❜ ❛ never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. it always ends bad. ❜ ❛ i can’t carry on without you. ❜ ❛ why does my heart cry? ❜ ❛ i don’t like this ending. ❜ ❛ i don’t need you anymore! ❜ ❛ we are creatures of the underworld. we can’t afford to love. ❜ ❛ i’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe it, i’m in love. ❜ ❛ the difference between you and i is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❜ ❛ when will i begin to live again? ❜ ❛ you’re a beautiful woman. ❜ ❛ i love sex. ❜ ❛ where were you last night? ❜ ❛ you don’t have to lie to me. ❜ ❛ we have to end it. everybody knows. ❜ ❛ i saw you together. ❜ ❛ it’s nothing. it’s just an infatuation … it’s nothing. ❜ ❛ you’re going to be bad for business, i can tell. ❜ ❛ then i’ll write a song and whenever you sing it or hear it or whistle or hum it then you’ll know. it’ll mean we love one another. ❜ ❛ it’s not that i’m a jealous man. i just don’t like other people touching my things. ❜ ❛ today’s the day when dreaming ends. ❜ ❛ how could i know in those last fatal days that a force darker than jealousy and stronger than love had begun to take hold. ❜ ❛ only you can save him. ❜ ❛ i was a fool to believe. it all ends today. ❜ ❛ outside it may be raining but in here it’s entertaining. ❜ ❛ things aren’t always what they seem. ❜ ❛ things are exactly the way they seem. ❜ ❛ everything’s going so well! ❜ ❛ i couldn’t! i couldn’t go through with it! i saw you there and i felt differently! I couldn’t pretend! ❜ ❛ i don’t want to pretend anymore. i didn’t want to lie. ❜ ❛ we have each other, that’s all that matters. ❜