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I am not rolling for a nut allergy.

I’ve solved eggs.

I love that my specialist special quality is that I really hate my dad.

Samt’t, dazed, retroactively hates his father for being a Drow.

I just used my best intimidation speech on a box!

Not everything is fruit!

“I assumed you wanted to be a sword. You’ve always been a sword.”

“Of course I’ve always been a sword!”

Samt’t pulls down his scarf, clears his throat, and shouts “Fuck!” as loud as he can.

Speak for yourself! I would absolutely ask god for a bowl!

There’s no corn on the moon.

If they didn’t hear the battle, they didn’t hear the fuck.

This man doesn’t fear apple juice at all?! What is he?!

It’s not proper for a sorcerer to clean their own grease.

It is not a good idea to use earthquake in the Wall-Mart.

Well fortunately Wall-Mart doesn't know about the Exit, so they couldn't have installed ears down here.

The line of Guy Fieri has to make a con save.

They shouldn't have brought their third-dimensional bullshit if they didn't want me to take it.

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