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The more i draw this show the more i realize that the real hero was whoever was doing all the goddamn tailoring

#sorry for tying him up i’ll be done with him in a minute #arcane

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

armpits-are-crying

nope. funkytown again

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

come on

eikonoklasms

i like to sit and stare at my screen and do fucking nothing at all

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

villainessbian

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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girlkaramazov

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

charcoaldustonmyfingers

Not dead, just hella busy! Much of my drawing time is being taken up by professional illustration currently, so I haven’t had a lot of time to work on my fan comics :( But! They are not dead :) just under hiatus until next year probably.

In the meantime, have some centaur studies of the Champions I did for warmup. The silly doodle I did of Link as a Shetland pony centaur made me wonder what the other races of Hyrule might look like!

draculaflow3

Wonderful Lovely charming Simpsons puppy

avidcollectorofdust

Screenshot study cuz somebody finally got around to finishing arcane

#srb #everybody look at jesus NOW #remember when they made him blond that was fucked up #really great visual storytelling. how can u tell someone is losing their humanity? make them blond.

I want to eat scallops. I want to be eating scallops right now

#i think tomorrow my mission is going to be:#go to the fish market. buy scallops #go to the fruit market. buy peaches. and perhaps some other tasty fruit #go to normal market. buy bread orzo and burrata #go home. fry peaches honey and butter style. serve over burrata with bread #sear scallops. serve over orzo with white wine sauce #maybe make a salad as well

robotslenderman

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

robotslenderman

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

robotslenderman

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

robotslenderman

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

robotslenderman

via @corazondebeskar

This is the real reason why you need to be kind to the bully in your brain too, because that motherfucker is really good at doing a switcheroo when you're not paying attention.

dogpuppy

thoodleoo

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that