green bean

she/her, bi, stone, 19 probably has never had an original thought side blog - @chimera-offical 2 million breadcrumbs

[armpits-are-crying]

i will likely be less active than usual due to mental health reasons

[armpits-are-crying]

*turns to my valerian tea* you are my weed

[armpits-are-crying]

magfest x pinata break would go so hard

[armpits-are-crying]

usually i’m pretty good at being nice to myself. right now i’m like, i don’t deserve money for working, i deserve to rot in hell

[wolfmanbananza]

It enrages me how adults feel entitled to penetrate a child’s space (whether it be their room, their emotions, their creative expression, their phone etc…) more people should know Adults, more often than not, are control freaks and that it’s normal if a child abhors authority figures when said figures have never shown a lick of understanding in these power dynamics

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[jame7t]

Ladies only like me for my dedication to the Eel Shrine, once they learn I also have affinity with Pig Manipulation and Tiger Leap they detest me so

[forthesakeofthespirit]

doves and pigeons being basically identical scientifically speaking is so important to me.

the dove, the symbol of the Holy Spirit, of God's immeasurable love and mercy come to intercede for us. is the same bird as the common "flying rat" of the cities, the slums, the poor, dilapidated areas that most folk would never willingly go.

even there. there is God. and He comes scruffy and dirty

[armpits-are-crying]

some people talk about “passion” for a job, subject, or activity as if you have to have a preprogrammed obsessive love for it (without having tried it before) to even have a chance of succeeding at it. fuck that.

[armpits-are-crying]

me on my period sometimes: physical pain but emotionally painless

other times: physically painless but uhh do you ever say something and then immediately want to kill yourself

[armpits-are-crying]

i can’t wait for the day i can say things like “i don’t need no man” or “unhand me you fiend” aloud and not suffer any consequences for it

[gabsterdraws]

me when the video is nasty

[justneckbeardthings]

[types-of-infinity]

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

[monkeywiki]

you wish you were these kids

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[tofumarinado]

"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.