green bean

wake up it’s 2006

[armpits-are-crying]

hello my dear darling plants i am green bean

she/her, bi, butch(?), stone, 19

side blogs: @chimera-offical, @gallbladder-offical

this blog contains occasional hornyposts. minors keep a reasonable distance

green is objectively the most beautiful color

currently obsessed with randal jade

i shall list my favorite fandoms/artists/etc sometime maybe

[armpits-are-crying]

NO! it does not matter that i’m “so lucky”, because i’m still unable to do some real basic fuckin shit! and it’s not because *i* don’t want to, it’s because YOU don’t want me to! i cannot do anything here and trust that i won’t yelled at!

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[pinepinetree]

im not an animator so i gave up trying to animate olandy doing the jitterbug.. take lazy unfinished slop...

[zombvibes]

which could mean nothing.

[remynisce]

If it's what you ask for... If it's what you want..!

[goomyloid]

what's wrong with her genuinely

[pixiishi]

a mirror. your friends smile warmly behind you.

[leafimochi]

𝑴𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈. 🐇🎈🩸

[zarla-s]

Wondering how many people haven't heard the song that Jarona comes from. Everyone's heard it, right?? Right?? Anyway

[patreon]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[captain-gaster-offical]

Fuck they're gonna kill me follower.

[armpits-are-crying]

chat there may actually be a way for me to escape my situation that is not death. let’s fucking go

[armpits-are-crying]

i forgot i tagged one of my reblogs "let her dress alt more" apparently

i mean iirc he listens to mcr or something like that ? let the bastard dress alt n pretty .grr

would also love to see him dress alt more. the scrunkly :3

[armpits-are-crying]

Randl

rnady!!! pets him

[post-pacific]

Quing and Queen of Hometown

(ID under cut)

[ID: Deltarune fan-comic about Kris and Noelle as children at the Festival. Noelle is an anthropomorphic deer and Kris is a human with long dark hair wearing a horned headband. Noelle is at the voting booth, holding a pen attached to the table with a wire, and says: "C'mon Kris, we gotta vote ourselves if we wanna win against Dess and Azzy." Kris, drooping their head and squeezing their shirt with their hand says: "Okay…" Noelle says: "I guess… you can put me down as queen. That makes sense." to which Kris says: "I don't wanna be king." Noelle asks: "You wanna be queen?" Kris responds with a long "Nooo". Noelle says: "But… those are the only options here." Kris responds: "I wanna be queen and king. Quing." and Noelle echoes them: "Quing??" after which she continues: "There's a nicer sounding word for a neutral ruler, yknow. It's monarch. M-o-n-a-r-c-h" Kris face-plants on the booth table and says: "Monarch is lame. Quing is better." Noelle whines: "Krismaaas!" In the last panel, both of their ballots have Noelle voted as queen and for the king slot, the word "king" is scribbled out and replaced with "quing", with Kris's name under it. In the other ballot are doodles of Kris with a crown and of Noelle being annoyed. The dialogue in the last panel says: "You're impossible." /End ID.]

[kosmogrl]

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IN THEORY, ginger is the perfect antidepressant because it can make you feel yippee but it also usually doesn’t make you nauseous