Deep sea creature

she/her only if you know me from UKDS you should check out my ultrakill sideblog: @deepultrakillcreature

[deepseecreature]

This crossword shit easy

[oneheadtoanother]

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[kittybroker]

how much this this kitty worth?

you hit me with your horrible bomb and then scamper away. truly despicable. take your pretty pink kitty and be gone

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[real-language-facts]

Onomatopoeias were invented in 1912 by Sophia Onomatopoeia, who named them after the sound they make

wow!

[egyptique]

Is this satire? @dragongirlsweetie ?

[things-that-are-not-true]

its completely real

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[catgirl-kaiju]

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[txttletale]

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

[nyanletnest]

[deepseecreature]

folk etymologies are so funny. yeah i lied about where this word comes from because it sort of makes sense if you don't think about it. hope you don't mind

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

I should be focusing on more serious art yet this is what I did this morning.

Shoutout to one of my favorite Spanish audios ever. I truly do not know how it's not more popular lmfao.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup